Store Humor Quotes
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Store Humor Quotes & Sayings
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The presence of a firearm makes us all safer.
— Wayne LaPierre
My father was an actor, and we have the most important theatre company in Montreal.
— Gilles Duceppe
Consummate talent and relentless passion - The Truth ain't pretty ... but it rocks like crazy!
— Billy Squier
Above all, tell the truth.
— Grover Cleveland
Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"
— Demetri Martin
So you're saying the afterlife is hard on the libido? FYI, that's probably not a good bullet point for your recruiting brochure.
— Rachel Vincent
The space you have is always a little less than the amount of stuff you need to store.- Jason's Fourth Law — Jason Dias
You'd have been scared too if that big troglodyte had put his hands on you. He smelled like dirty socks and store brand cola. Chet Andrews
— Aaron Crabill
If I hired one of the stock boys to chase me around the store with a licorice whip, I'd be thin by Christmas.
— Jennette Fulda
I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
— Steven Wright
I just knew that God wasn't there. He was a man on a throne in Heaven, so he was easy to forget.
— Frances Farmer
I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. Time.
— Christy Hall
To see in the dark, close your eyes.
— J.R. Rim
It's madness really that society expects a newly bereaved person to jump through so many hoops.
— Nick Alexander
Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
— Chris Rock
Never go shopping for kiwis in a shoe store.
— Karen Salmansohn
Chance encounters are often the routes through which opportunities manifest themselves.
— Ashwin Sanghi
Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials ... I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months
— Josh Stern
I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.
— Steven Wright
I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys."
— Mitch Hedberg
I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle."
— Mitch Hedberg
The future never comes. Life is always now.
— Eckhart Tolle
