Stoned Quotes
Collection of top 62 famous quotes about Stoned
Stoned Quotes & Sayings
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Everybody sounds stoned, because they're e-mailing people the whole time they're talking to you.
— Jennifer Egan
Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.
— Frankie Boyle
It's a world where getting stoned is the only option.
— Bret Easton Ellis
He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with methadone.
— James Taylor
The Netherlands are wet, flat and full of stoned people.
— John Entwistle
If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.
— Richelle Mead
A man who layeth with another man must be stoned.
— George Takei
Always hoping that, if I got drunk enough or stoned enough, I could numb that part of my soul that ached for Fliss as well.
— Sibylla Matilde
Multitasking makes you stupid - dumber than getting stoned.
— Brigid Schulte
I will get stoned and worship Satan.
— Kurt Cobain
I am deeply stoned on the intoxicating effects of [Country Music.]
— Cary Ann Hearst
![Stoned Quotes By Jacqueline Susann: Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned?](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/stoned-quotes-by-jacqueline-susann-162642.jpg "Stoned Quotes By Jacqueline Susann: Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned?")
Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito.
— Jacqueline Susann
Medical marijuana users are now lobbying for the right to carry firearms. Because no one is a better shot than a stoned old man with glaucoma.
— Conan O'Brien
Bezos is super smart; don't get me wrong. He just makes ordinary control freaks look like stoned hippies.
— Steve Yegge
You know what, I'm stoned, and I'm proud.
— Terence McKenna
Most of us aren't equipped to handle miracles, man. I'm not sure that I am, not without being seriously stoned.
— Stephen Dedman
There's nothing heroic about suicide bombers. They're mostly just dumb, brainwashed kids, stoned out of their minds.
— Marcus Luttrell
Some would say eccentric. I would say stoned out of his fuckin mind, nothing personal.
— Thomas Pynchon
If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
— Kinky Friedman
You do get the pregnant mush-brain ... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned.
— Kate Hudson
I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.
— Gerard Way
We slit the Catholic throat, stoned the poor on such slogans as wish you could hear and love is all we need.
— David Bowie
Money is my drug of choiceand you can't make money if you're always stoned or high. (Twila Taunton in Redneck P.I.) — Trish Jackson
Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread, and serve you French toast again. Okay, I still get stoned.
— Sheryl Crow
If there's any better place to get stoned than a rolling box full of pastry, then they didn't have the keys for it, anyway.
— Stephen Graham Jones
In biblical times, I stoned people to death. Now they are repaying me by hurling pucks at my head.
— Gilles Gratton
I make my protein drink with whiskey. People think I'm crazy, but that's the way I am. I get stoned, I do my own thing.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
I always thought Uncle Vanya could be a stoned masterpiece.
— Vera Farmiga
Yeah, yeah, I've been Beatled, I've been Rolling Stoned.
— Sammy Hagar
Is that you, Charlie?" "Sam's making me a milkshake. — Stephen Chbosky
Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!
— Red Buttons
Different kinds of crazy hurt in similar ways, like being stoned to death versus being burned at the stake.
— Hymn Herself
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.
— Robin Williams
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
— Fulton J. Sheen
I look at it like, I'm just a character actor. If I get cast as the stoned sidekick, fine. But I just want to act.
— Steve Zahn
I liked the drama of getting stoned.
— Brion James
Let him get stoned, since everybody must.
— Jonathan Lethem
Getting anything out of my husband is like trying to squeeze water out when you're stoned.
— Zadie Smith
Apart from 'Stoned,' I can't think of a film that's made me think, 'Blimey, that should have been at Cannes.'
— Eric Fellner
Where did Wayne Newton go when the USA went to shit? I was more stoned than I had realized.
— James Howard Kunstler
We used to say that hearing 90 percent of confessions was like being stoned to death with marshmallows!
— Richard Rohr
You try getting through the Hollows traffic with a stoned redhead hanging out the window shouting, 'I'm king of the world!' ~Lee
— Kim Harrison
Get stoned and abandon all constructive activity.
— Timothy Leary
Understand that I will kill or die for you, Sydney. You are my everything and I have no plans on ever losing you.
— Kitty Berry
I would like to stay stoned all the time, it scares me it's so good. I would like to stay stoned every minute of every day for the rest of my life.
— Beatrice Sparks
