Stoned Quotes: top 62 famous quotes about Stoned

Stoned Quotes & Sayings

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Everybody sounds stoned, because they're e-mailing people the whole time they're talking to you. — Jennifer Egan

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money. — Frankie Boyle

It's a world where getting stoned is the only option. — Bret Easton Ellis

He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with methadone. — James Taylor

The Netherlands are wet, flat and full of stoned people. — John Entwistle

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic. — Richelle Mead

Have you ever been experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful. — Jimi Hendrix

A man who layeth with another man must be stoned. — George Takei

Always hoping that, if I got drunk enough or stoned enough, I could numb that part of my soul that ached for Fliss as well. — Sibylla Matilde

Multitasking makes you stupid - dumber than getting stoned. — Brigid Schulte

I will get stoned and worship Satan. — Kurt Cobain

I am deeply stoned on the intoxicating effects of [Country Music.] — Cary Ann Hearst

Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito. — Jacqueline Susann

Medical marijuana users are now lobbying for the right to carry firearms. Because no one is a better shot than a stoned old man with glaucoma. — Conan O'Brien

It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people. — Bob Saget

Bezos is super smart; don't get me wrong. He just makes ordinary control freaks look like stoned hippies. — Steve Yegge

Like what you feel do you? Because there is more of me that's just as hard you know? — Kitty Berry

But I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned. — Bob Dylan

You know what, I'm stoned, and I'm proud. — Terence McKenna

Most of us aren't equipped to handle miracles, man. I'm not sure that I am, not without being seriously stoned. — Stephen Dedman

There's nothing heroic about suicide bombers. They're mostly just dumb, brainwashed kids, stoned out of their minds. — Marcus Luttrell

If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world. — Tommy Chong

Some would say eccentric. I would say stoned out of his fuckin mind, nothing personal. — Thomas Pynchon

If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned. — Kinky Friedman

God favors drunks, small children, and the cataclysmically stoned ... — Stephen King

It's a good day when you can get two birds stoned at once. — Jean Ferris

You do get the pregnant mush-brain ... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned. — Kate Hudson

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned. — Billie Joe Armstrong

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned. — Gerard Way

I put one on the turntable and when the needle dropped, I was stunned - didn't know whether I was stoned or straight. — Bob Dylan

We slit the Catholic throat, stoned the poor on such slogans as wish you could hear and love is all we need. — David Bowie

Money is my drug of choice
and you can't make money if you're always stoned or high. (Twila Taunton in Redneck P.I.) — Trish Jackson

Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread, and serve you French toast again. Okay, I still get stoned. — Sheryl Crow

If there's any better place to get stoned than a rolling box full of pastry, then they didn't have the keys for it, anyway. — Stephen Graham Jones

My soul may be stoned an' my luck may be rotted but I can still cuss a cuss — David Mitchell

Some get stoned, some get strange, but sooner or later it all gets real. — Neil Young

Out here on the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned. Immaculate. — Jim Morrison

In biblical times, I stoned people to death. Now they are repaying me by hurling pucks at my head. — Gilles Gratton

I make my protein drink with whiskey. People think I'm crazy, but that's the way I am. I get stoned, I do my own thing. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

I always thought Uncle Vanya could be a stoned masterpiece. — Vera Farmiga

A code that forbids you to cast the first stone, has forbidden you to admit the identity of stones and to know when or if you're being stoned. — Ayn Rand

Yeah, yeah, I've been Beatled, I've been Rolling Stoned. — Sammy Hagar

Is that you, Charlie?"
"Sam's making me a milkshake. — Stephen Chbosky

Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Different kinds of crazy hurt in similar ways, like being stoned to death versus being burned at the stake. — Hymn Herself

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus. — Robin Williams

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. — Fulton J. Sheen

I look at it like, I'm just a character actor. If I get cast as the stoned sidekick, fine. But I just want to act. — Steve Zahn

I liked the drama of getting stoned. — Brion James

To be a successful boxer, the last thing you need to be doing is turning up to the gym stoned. You're going to get beaten up if you do that. — David Haye

Let him get stoned, since everybody must. — Jonathan Lethem

Getting anything out of my husband is like trying to squeeze water out when you're stoned. — Zadie Smith

I am obsessed with you, with possessing you and you fucking love it, it gets you off knowing that you have that over me, you have all the power. — Kitty Berry

Apart from 'Stoned,' I can't think of a film that's made me think, 'Blimey, that should have been at Cannes.' — Eric Fellner

Where did Wayne Newton go when the USA went to shit? I was more stoned than I had realized. — James Howard Kunstler

We used to say that hearing 90 percent of confessions was like being stoned to death with marshmallows! — Richard Rohr

You try getting through the Hollows traffic with a stoned redhead hanging out the window shouting, 'I'm king of the world!' ~Lee — Kim Harrison

Get stoned and abandon all constructive activity. — Timothy Leary

Understand that I will kill or die for you, Sydney. You are my everything and I have no plans on ever losing you. — Kitty Berry

I would like to stay stoned all the time, it scares me it's so good. I would like to stay stoned every minute of every day for the rest of my life. — Beatrice Sparks

No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah. — Kim Harrison

They stoned the false prophets, it is said; but they could have stoned true prophets with a greater and juster enjoyment. — G.K. Chesterton