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They say stress is the silent killer. But poison darts are also pretty damn quiet. — Sterling Archer

Sooner or later, false thinking brings wrong conduct. — Julian Huxley

What men say: I'm sorry, honey. I was wrong. What men think: I'd love a Chipwich. I should go get one. — Dana Gould

Ideas have consequences, and totally erroneous ideas are likely to have destructive consequences. — Steve Allen

I'm pretty sure if I stopped drinking for even one day, the accumulated hangover would probably kill me. — Sterling Archer

If in thirst you drink water from a cup, you see God in it. Those who are not in love with God will see only their own faces in it. — Rumi

If I wanted to work hard, I'd be a farmer. — Sterling Archer

And if whatever you're shooting doesn't die after you pump eight thirty-two-caliber slugs into it, it's probably a dragon. — Sterling Archer

And this is the best chance to begin to establish the New World Order. — Dan Quayle

He's hell bent for destruction, he's afraid and confused, and his brain has been mismanaged with great skill. — Bob Dylan

Meditation ... must be power of will and strength of attention, being like a flight to great heights wherein wings must be plied hard though joyfully. — James Vila Blake

The stream of praying cannot rise higher than the fountain of living. — Edward McKendree Bounds

I want to be myself. I want to be as authentic as possible. — Cory Booker

No, it's not [a book] Lana. It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, and spoiler alert, IT SUCKS. — Sterling Archer

We are only what we do, not what we say we are. — Isadore Sharp

Peace is not the absence of violence or war; it is the presence of kindness, compassion, love, and care. — Debasish Mridha

I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you. — Melissa Landers