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When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny. — Louis Tomlinson

Sovereignty rests with me as an English MP and that's the way it will stay. — Tony Blair

I wish to approach truth as closely as is possible, and therefore I abstract everything until I arrive at the fundamental quality of objects. — Piet Mondrian

It's no use trying to be different than you are. — Chogyam Trungpa

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time. — Joe Girard

Has anyone seen a raving bitch with nice hair? Holly shouted at the bottom of the stairs. Everyone who heard her pointed in a different direction. — Nicole Williams

final ritual?" "This is the all-important Ritual of Simplicity. — Robin S. Sharma

God is more interested in your character than your comfort. God is more interested in making your life holy than He is in making your life happy. — Rick Warren

Faith in the Atonement of Jesus Christ will provide strength and capacity needed for a successful life. — Richard G. Scott

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice — Michael Grant

As to Magyar, I think that my speech was incorrect, inappropriate. — Bela Kun

For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs. — Nicole McKay

I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we can pull on the boys. — Gretchen Preston

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. — Steven Wright

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. — Oscar Wilde

I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing — Darynda Jones

Not until it starts to stink does the inevitable happen. — John Ashbery

You'd think I walk around with my eyes shut, banging off the walls. — J.K. Rowling

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs. — Milton Jones

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set. — Jaime King

You want to believe in leaders, really believe in leaders. You want what they are saying to be truthful, and you want to trust them. — Pierce Brosnan

Like all those possessing a library, Aurelian was aware that he was guilty of not knowing his in its entirety. — Jorge Luis Borges

I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. — Amy Summers