Squirrels Quotes: top 61 famous quotes about Squirrels

Squirrels Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Squirrels quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Those are rabbits down there, trotting along like a lot of squirrels with nuts. How can that be right? — Richard Adams

It's a cliche, but true, that writing is intensely solitary and at times really lonely. I sit in one room and talk to squirrels and blue jays all day. — Douglas Coupland

Some people are just sad when there aren't talking squirrels. - Lily Winter — Richard Due

When life gives you squirrels, your bound to be a little nuts! — Brenda Lochinger

It's a scientific fact that men
think about sex like a huntin' dog can't help thinkin' about rabbits
or squirrels. — Dyann Love Barr

The squirrels on campus were beyond domestic; they were practically domestically abusive. — Rainbow Rowell

When businesspeople take credit for creating jobs, it is like squirrels taking credit for creating evolution. In fact, it's the other way around. — Nick Hanauer

Never did he fail to respond savagely to the chatter of the squirrel he had first met on the blasted pine. — Jack London

If you like affection, then about one in three squirrels makes an excellent companion. — Bernhard Goetz

Never lose sight of an antelope for a dashing squirrel. — PLO Lumumba

I'm suggesting you have sex so you don't shoot the squirrels. Let them have their nuts, man. — Rachel Van Dyken

The Pleading of the Summer - That other Prank - of Snow - That Cushions Mystery with Tulle, For fear the Squirrels - know. — Emily Dickinson

Lizards of every temper, style, and color dwell here, seemingly as happy and companionable as the birds and squirrels. — John Muir

Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected. — Joe Orton

Through the metal bars of the jungle gym, she watches two gray squirrels chase each other around a tree. Around and around and around. So gratuitous. — Thomas Pierce

You can't keep a squirrel on the ground. — Mary Lasswell

How comedic are squirrels? We don't have squirrels in Australia. The first time I saw a squirrel was at a meeting at Disney. — Liam Hemsworth

Everything is made out of Magic, leaves and trees, flowers and birds, badgers and foxes and squirrels and people. So it must be all around us. — Frances Hodgson Burnett

I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead. — Emo Philips

You think I'm daffy?"
"Don't be offended by a snap judgment. It's true of anyone who cares about squirrels. — Edward W. Robertson

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. — Tim Moon

I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket. — Anthony Jeselnik

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel. — Jerry Coleman

The next time you see one of those squirrels go near my putting green, take a gun and shoot it — Dwight D. Eisenhower

We're squirrels in human form, she whispered. And so are you. — Audrey Niffenegger

The steeples swam in amethyst, the news like squirrels swam. — Emily Dickinson

The only candidate I'd allow to play my music would be Bigfoot, and unless we're talking about foraging for squirrels, he's notoriously apolitical. — Greg Gutfeld

To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it. — Demetri Martin

I go to Union Square Park, mostly to take care of squirrels. — Bernhard Goetz

I like squirrels. They're so adventurous. — Gabby Douglas

My grandfather used to say that tionnax are like squirrels, they collect nuts. Ellix, guard, Viddion marah. — Taylor Grace

I wouldn't trust Newcastle's back five to protect my garden gnomes from squirrels. — Jonathan Pearce

The sex even in serious pornography has less singularity than the mating of squirrels. — Storm Jameson

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. — Dylan Moran

You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me. — Si Robertson

My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything ... like stray cats and squirrels. — Eric Roberts

I just need green. I need to wake up and see grass and squirrels. I don't want to see skyscrapers. — Andre Leon Talley

I have always brought home stray animals - everything from squirrels to wild rabbits to foxes and turtles. — Amy Weber

A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions ... and comparisons. — Demetri Martin

Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking. — Justin Halpern

People eat nuts squirrels are nuts — Gage Educational Publishing

The heat tamped everything down. Aside from a handful of certifiable runners and insane cyclists, the park had been left to the birds and squirrels. — Richard Castle

Squirrels are just rats with good publicity — Garrison Wynn

Red squirrels ... you don't see many of them since they became extinct. — Michael Aspel

Squirrel brains make you smart. — Kay Robertson

there are a large variety of robots that can work against squirrels, — Bill Adler Jr.

Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in. — Lilian Jackson Braun

The highway of life is filled with flat squirrels that couldn't make a decision. — John C. Maxwell

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood. — Bob Saget

The first pleasant days of spring come out like a squirrel and go in again. — Henry David Thoreau

People look at me like I'm a little strange, when I go around talking to squirrels and rabbits and stuff. That's ok. That's just ok. — Bob Ross

Their puffed-out cheeks are beetroot-red, making them resemble sweaty, meat-smeared squirrels. — Jon Ronson

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. — Millicent Fenwick

Like swimming squirrels, you navigate with the help of Heaven and a stiff breeze, but you never land where you hope to - do you? — Robert W. Chambers

Squirrel! I've told you not to share your cheek nuts with humans. They don't appreciate it as much as other squirrels! — Trevor H. Cooley

the fluffy golden squirrels turn out to be carnivorous and attack in packs, and the butterfly stings bring agony if not death. But — Suzanne Collins

How many would protest if restaurants began serving puppy and kitten flesh instead of calves? Robins instead of hens? Squirrels instead of pigs? — Mango Wodzak

I believe today that there is no film and no shot in a film that is worth a squirrel getting a sprained ankle. — William Friedkin

Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon."
Oberon "and an arrogant family of squirrels. — Kevin Hearne

Um, she's meaner than a bag full of squirrels and twice as nuts. — Sherry D. Ficklin

But maybe, she told herself, the squirrels had felt themselves falling and leaped to safety. The key was to know when you were falling. — Tom Franklin