Squirrels Quotes
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Squirrels Quotes & Sayings
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Those are rabbits down there, trotting along like a lot of squirrels with nuts. How can that be right?
— Richard Adams
It's a cliche, but true, that writing is intensely solitary and at times really lonely. I sit in one room and talk to squirrels and blue jays all day.
— Douglas Coupland
When life gives you squirrels, your bound to be a little nuts!
— Brenda Lochinger
It's a scientific fact that menthink about sex like a huntin' dog can't help thinkin' about rabbits
or squirrels. — Dyann Love Barr
The squirrels on campus were beyond domestic; they were practically domestically abusive.
— Rainbow Rowell
Never did he fail to respond savagely to the chatter of the squirrel he had first met on the blasted pine.
— Jack London
If you like affection, then about one in three squirrels makes an excellent companion.
— Bernhard Goetz
Never lose sight of an antelope for a dashing squirrel.
— PLO Lumumba
I'm suggesting you have sex so you don't shoot the squirrels. Let them have their nuts, man.
— Rachel Van Dyken
The Pleading of the Summer - That other Prank - of Snow - That Cushions Mystery with Tulle, For fear the Squirrels - know.
— Emily Dickinson
You can't keep a squirrel on the ground.
— Mary Lasswell
How comedic are squirrels? We don't have squirrels in Australia. The first time I saw a squirrel was at a meeting at Disney.
— Liam Hemsworth
Everything is made out of Magic, leaves and trees, flowers and birds, badgers and foxes and squirrels and people. So it must be all around us.
— Frances Hodgson Burnett
I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead.
— Emo Philips
You think I'm daffy?""Don't be offended by a snap judgment. It's true of anyone who cares about squirrels. — Edward W. Robertson
Moose are the squirrels of Alaska.
— Tim Moon
I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.
— Anthony Jeselnik
The next time you see one of those squirrels go near my putting green, take a gun and shoot it
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
We're squirrels in human form, she whispered. And so are you.
— Audrey Niffenegger
The steeples swam in amethyst, the news like squirrels swam.
— Emily Dickinson
To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.
— Demetri Martin
I go to Union Square Park, mostly to take care of squirrels.
— Bernhard Goetz
I like squirrels. They're so adventurous.
— Gabby Douglas
My grandfather used to say that tionnax are like squirrels, they collect nuts. Ellix, guard, Viddion marah.
— Taylor Grace
I wouldn't trust Newcastle's back five to protect my garden gnomes from squirrels.
— Jonathan Pearce
The sex even in serious pornography has less singularity than the mating of squirrels.
— Storm Jameson
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.
— Dylan Moran
You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
— Si Robertson
My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything ... like stray cats and squirrels.
— Eric Roberts
I just need green. I need to wake up and see grass and squirrels. I don't want to see skyscrapers.
— Andre Leon Talley
I have always brought home stray animals - everything from squirrels to wild rabbits to foxes and turtles.
— Amy Weber
A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions ... and comparisons.
— Demetri Martin
Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking.
— Justin Halpern
People eat nuts squirrels are nuts
— Gage Educational Publishing
The heat tamped everything down. Aside from a handful of certifiable runners and insane cyclists, the park had been left to the birds and squirrels.
— Richard Castle
Squirrels are just rats with good publicity
— Garrison Wynn
Squirrel brains make you smart.
— Kay Robertson
there are a large variety of robots that can work against squirrels,
— Bill Adler Jr.
Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.
— Lilian Jackson Braun
The first pleasant days of spring come out like a squirrel and go in again.
— Henry David Thoreau
Their puffed-out cheeks are beetroot-red, making them resemble sweaty, meat-smeared squirrels.
— Jon Ronson
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
— Millicent Fenwick
Like swimming squirrels, you navigate with the help of Heaven and a stiff breeze, but you never land where you hope to - do you?
— Robert W. Chambers
Squirrel! I've told you not to share your cheek nuts with humans. They don't appreciate it as much as other squirrels!
— Trevor H. Cooley
the fluffy golden squirrels turn out to be carnivorous and attack in packs, and the butterfly stings bring agony if not death. But
— Suzanne Collins
I believe today that there is no film and no shot in a film that is worth a squirrel getting a sprained ankle.
— William Friedkin
Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon."Oberon "and an arrogant family of squirrels. — Kevin Hearne
Um, she's meaner than a bag full of squirrels and twice as nuts.
— Sherry D. Ficklin
