Squidward's Quotes
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Squidward's Quotes & Sayings
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Quinn would do anything for his son.Including mate the one person he refused to want.
Her. — Carrie Ann Ryan
Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?
— Squidward Tentacles
A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.
— Edith Sitwell
Be grateful to the gullible heart!
— Marty Rubin
A drop of water, if it could write out its own history, would explain the universe to us.
— Lucy Larcom
I cant believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.
— Squidward Tentacles
His hair was dark and his eyes were dark and he wore black leather gloves of the thinnest lambskin.
— Neil Gaiman
You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it.
— Martin Scorsese
Great soul, great spirit.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Smiles, like humor, are the most serious and complex forms of communication used by human beings.
— Gayle Pemberton
Politics should be limited in scope to ware, protection of property, and the occasional precautionary beheading of a member of the ruling class.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Democracy is that form of society, no matter what its political classification, in which every man has a chance and knows that he has it.
— James Russell Lowell
Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification.
— Squidward Tentacles
The half of her that is underwater would like to beunder a desk, the head of her that is underwater
would like to be fully immersed. — Patricia Lockwood
I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!
— Mr. Krabs