Spork Quotes: top 21 famous quotes about Spork

Spork Quotes & Sayings

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Because we cannot scrub our inner body we need to learn a few skills to help cleanse our tissues, organs, and mind. This is the art of Ayurveda. — Sebastian Pole

These are the rewards of maturity, to be enjoyed only as we decline. We — Christopher Hitchens

The art of printing secures us against the retrogradation of reason and information. — Thomas Jefferson

No human being, particularly a young, attractive woman, is so alone that there is no one to miss her when she disappears. — Maj Sjowall

I could never hate you as much as I love you. — Rachel Van Dyken

Sometimes we have to avoid thinking about the problems life presents. Otherwise we'd suffocate. - Hiroshima Mon Amour, Marguerite Duras — Marguerite Duras

The biggest lie was that the world worked the way it was supposed to, and having seen through it, Matthew Spork was free. — Nick Harkaway

It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others. — Jim Butcher

It's ironic, isn't it? Our goal was great. Our path was dark. — Christopher Pike

Watch it, loincloth, I'm not afraid to spork your eyes out. — Magan Vernon

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. — John Mayer

I know how to waltz because I used to teach ballroom dancing when I was in high school. — Christopher Gorham

We should do only those righteous actions which we cannot stop ourselves from doing ... — Simone Weil

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Only one thing supersedes the importance of thinking about a better tomorrow. It's taking action today. — Vincent Lowry

Jesus, Neal, watching you eat with a spork is like seeing Helen Keller at a ladies' afternoon tea. — Douglas Coupland

What is it?" Philip said. "I'm creating a work of confectionary art here." "Well, — Wendy Mass

I still feel like the 10-year-old dancing in front of her mirror, mostly to 'No Strings Attached.' — Betty Who

Whoever invented the spork should be killed. — Neal Shusterman

The biggest challenge for a man is to attain the wisdom of 80 years of age in youth! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Fine, but why a spork?" "Because I'm versatile. I can multitask like nobody's business. And I like the way it sounds. It's so ... sporky. — Darynda Jones

The iPad falls between two stools - not quite a laptop, not quite a smartphone. In other words, it's the spork of the electronic consumer goods world. — Charlie Brooker