Spandex Quotes: top 26 famous quotes about Spandex

Spandex Quotes & Sayings

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Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants. — Jay Leno

Silence hung in the air like secret loss. — Arundhati Roy

Spandex bodysuits, huh?" His eyes twinkled. "If that's what turns you on - I'm all for giving it a try. — J.C. Reed

Saints are usually killed by their own people. — Eric Sevareid

I take them 8 to 80, dumb, crippled, and crazy. Crisp and clean with no caffeine, and a pair of spandex or either tight jeans. — Big Daddy Kane

Hopefully I'm learning a lesson from every new thing I write, whether it features guys in spandex or not. — Jason Aaron

It's not spandex, it's a Kevlar blend." His voice lowered to a growly whisper. "I'm so turned on right now. — Penny Reid

If people could walk around in suits of energy, that would be cool. Other than that, I don't think men should wear spandex. — Blake Lively

We all wrap ourselves in the mythology we want other people to see us in. — Neil M. Hanson

I'm not a superhero, I say. It's an awful tag. It's egotistical, and it doesn't fit. I don't parade around in spandex. — Kendare Blake

I don't think Americans look bad in spandex. — Henry Cavill

The specific political distinction to which political actions and motives can be reduced is that between friend and enemy. — Carl Schmitt

Yes I am sure I am Super Woman now add more Spanx to the spandex in my suit please ;) — Kim Cormack

The truth is like Spandex ... It may not look like a good fit at first, but if you ease into it and wiggle around, it winds up fitting your skin. — Sheila Turnage

This is rural England, after all; please set your watch back thirty years — Charles Stross

For some, a hero wears a spandex suit and a cape. My heroes wear flak jackets, flight suits, and combat boots. — Oliver North

Entertainment has a bad name ... The word wears spandex, pasties, a leisure suit studded with blinking lights. — Michael Chabon

Jesse is a good guy, although I don't understand the infatuation with the spandex he is always running around in. — Holly Hood

Discipline gets you to your Destiny. — Jeanette Coron

Could we wear spandex and blow things up? — Lisa Mantchev

That makes me think of spandex-covered football players. It's not me. I'm in rhinestones and velvet, not spandex. — Johnny Weir

Magic has its own weight, and that weight, the gravity of it, is pulling the fabric of reality like a bowling ball on a spandex sheet. — Thomm Quackenbush

I can rap in a London accent, make weird faces, wear spandex, wigs, and black lipstick. I can be more creative than the average male rapper. — Nicki Minaj

With nothing more than thin spandex covering my chest, even the blind would notice that my nipples were so hard, they could cut glass — Jeaniene Frost

I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers. — Craig Ferguson

The bad guys probably get the better lines, don't they? And they wear less spandex. That would be quite good. — David Tennant