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That time had a funny way of dimming the edges of reality until only something blurry remained,
— Nicholas Sparks
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
— Pauly Shore
It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.
— Abel Ferrara
It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs," Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive.
— Shawn Keenan
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
— Elayne Boosler
If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all.""Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek
I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny.
— Joel Hodgson
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
— Olivia Munn
I know that look. What are you up to, Gwen?""What makes you think I'm up to something?"
The Valkyrie snorted. "You're breathing, aren't you? — Jennifer Estep
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity.
— Kumail Nanjiani
Nom, do say something funny so she can admire!
— Shannon Hale
My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement.
— Sam Argent
Hope implies that you think you have a chance at something.
— Richelle Mead
Funny how something that seemed so insignificant, just an old bowl with faded glazed stripes, could trigger so many memories.
— Dorothea Benton Frank
It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even.
— Holly Hood
Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different.
— Nell Freudenberger
Can I fetch you something, madam? A cup of tea?'In the old days she'd have been 'miss' and he'd have offered her a cocktail. — Sara Sheridan
If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.
— Paris Hilton
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.
— Craig Ferguson
I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role.
— Bill Engvall
What sort of look are you going for?" Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake
She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds.
— Simone Elkeles
Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard.
— A.A. Milne
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
— Sarah Silverman
When something is too beautiful or too terrible or even too funny for words, then it is time for poetry.
— Eve Merriam
You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous.
— Neil Gaiman
Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.
— Michael Pollan
I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.
— Bruce Robinson
When I say something funny, I don't laugh.
— Blake Lively
There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.
— Jim Gaffigan
Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with thosebig, comfy granny panties she's got on. — Simone Elkeles
But there's no doubt that children have an innate sense of humor. No matter how young they are, they always know when something's really funny.
— Tetsuko Kuroyanagi
All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
— Miguel De Cervantes
Start three bars before something.
— Eugene Ormandy
The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new.
— Lindsey Kelk
I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being something so technically boring.
— Melina Marchetta
Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.
— David Hyde Pierce
It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.
— Philip K. Dick
I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It's gotta hurt having 'em crushed in something that tight.
— Mark A. Cooper
If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.
— Jack Whitehall
There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up
— Jemaine Clement
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.
— Betty White
When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that.
— Cedric The Entertainer
I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.
— Chelsea Handler
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed— Rachel Hawkins
Isn't it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon.
— T.D. Jakes
That's the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate. -Leah
— Stephenie Meyer
I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.
— John Darnielle
The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate.
— Emma Stone
To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.
— Ted Danson
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
— Cloris Leachman
If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.
— Tom Hanks
did something funny with the definite article.
— Mary-Kay Wilmers
I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.
— Demetri Martin
Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.
— Henry Ford
If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.
— Nathan Fielder
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
— Russell Beland
Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.
— Mark A. Cooper
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
— Seth MacFarlane
Relaxed Empiricism I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey
It's like they were worried that I'd be alone all day brooding and painting my cabin black or something - sheesh.
— Melissa Walker
My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that.
— Peter Jacobson
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
— J.D. Salinger
