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That time had a funny way of dimming the edges of reality until only something blurry remained, — Nicholas Sparks

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid. — Pauly Shore

It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh. — Abel Ferrara

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him. — Bill Hader

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of. — Kathy Lette

It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs," Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive. — Shawn Keenan

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

I'll eat rabbit pellets before you get me into something pink with ruffles. — Deb Baker

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. — Elayne Boosler

If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all."
"Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny. — Joel Hodgson

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. — Olivia Munn

I know that look. What are you up to, Gwen?"
"What makes you think I'm up to something?"
The Valkyrie snorted. "You're breathing, aren't you? — Jennifer Estep

I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity. — Kumail Nanjiani

Nom, do say something funny so she can admire! — Shannon Hale

My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement. — Sam Argent

Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural. — Shaquille O'Neal

He needed to gather her up, hold on to her, anything to help her stop trembling. Something was going to shake loose if she didn't. — Tara Janzen

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

Hope implies that you think you have a chance at something. — Richelle Mead

I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting ... Something's going down. I'm right about this. — Joss Whedon

Funny how something that seemed so insignificant, just an old bowl with faded glazed stripes, could trigger so many memories. — Dorothea Benton Frank

It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even. — Holly Hood

I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny. — Judd Apatow

I think it's nice to get a break from all of the big Hollywood comic book action-movies and see something that's relatable and funny and interesting. — Aubrey Plaza

Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different. — Nell Freudenberger

It's funny how there can be something special about that one person isn't it? — Marisa Calin

Can I fetch you something, madam? A cup of tea?'
In the old days she'd have been 'miss' and he'd have offered her a cocktail. — Sara Sheridan

If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again. — Paris Hilton

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. — Craig Ferguson

I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role. — Bill Engvall

If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance. — Don Rickles

What sort of look are you going for?"
Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds. — Simone Elkeles

Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard. — A.A. Milne

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something. — Sarah Silverman

When something is too beautiful or too terrible or even too funny for words, then it is time for poetry. — Eve Merriam

Wanna hear something funny?"
"What?"
"I think I started liking you. — Jenny Han

You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous. — Neil Gaiman

Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something. — Michael Pollan

The funny thing is, I don't care too much. You think you love something so badly, but when it's gone you find out you don't care so much. — Damon Galgut

I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes. — Bruce Robinson

She wasn't just beautiful. She was like the sun coming up: coming up giggling. She was giggling as if she had just remembered something funny. — Clive James

When I say something funny, I don't laugh. — Blake Lively

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think. — Jim Gaffigan

Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those
big, comfy granny panties she's got on. — Simone Elkeles

But there's no doubt that children have an innate sense of humor. No matter how young they are, they always know when something's really funny. — Tetsuko Kuroyanagi

All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something. — Miguel De Cervantes

To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal. — Seth Rogen

Start three bars before something. — Eugene Ormandy

I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off. — Mitch Hedberg

The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. — Lindsey Kelk

I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being something so technically boring. — Melina Marchetta

Look," I said. "Something that needs your attention. Over there. Away from here. — John Scalzi

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. — David Hyde Pierce

It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen. — Philip K. Dick

I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It's gotta hurt having 'em crushed in something that tight. — Mark A. Cooper

If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't. — Jack Whitehall

There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up — Jemaine Clement

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness. — Betty White

When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that. — Cedric The Entertainer

A woman is always buying something. — Ovid

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers. — Chelsea Handler

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I write in my own journal when something extraordinary or funny happens. And there's some nice imagery in there. I don't think of what to do with it. — Annie Dillard

I find it funny because people complain about Brooklyn becoming too hip, but would they prefer stock brokers or gunfights or something? — Kemp Muhl

I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.
- Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed
— Rachel Hawkins

Isn't it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon. — T.D. Jakes

That's the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate. -Leah — Stephenie Meyer

Funny how someone telling you not to do something can talk you into it. — Richelle Mead

I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it. — John Darnielle

The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate. — Emma Stone

Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. — Ted Danson

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? — Steven Wright

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something. — Larry Wall

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time. — Cloris Leachman

I have nothing to lose, but something to gain. — Eminem

If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay. — Tom Hanks

did something funny with the definite article. — Mary-Kay Wilmers

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny. — Demetri Martin

Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right. — Henry Ford

It's funny how you can become something merely by forgetting who you once were. — Chrissy Moon

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn." — Dave Barry

Men are funny characters, they must always have something to bemuse them. — Henrik Ibsen

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason. — Nathan Fielder

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland

Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away. — Mark A. Cooper

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify. — Seth MacFarlane

I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else. — Mitch Hedberg

Relaxed Empiricism
I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey

I would love to do something like 'Beverly Hills Cop'. I'd get to be funny and cool and heroic all in the same breath. — Ja Rule

It's like they were worried that I'd be alone all day brooding and painting my cabin black or something - sheesh. — Melissa Walker

My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that. — Peter Jacobson

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. — J.D. Salinger

Gross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting. — Brian Chippendale

I meditate and I also think about meditation. Which is funny. I think about Maharishi, about just the idea of meditating. It gives me something. — Brian Wilson