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Some Joking Quotes By C.S. Lewis: Would you think I was joking if I

Would you think I was joking if I said that you can put a clock back, and that if the clock is wrong it is often a very sensible thing to do? — C.S. Lewis

Some Joking Quotes By Demi Lovato: Never call a girl fat, even if you're

Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking. — Demi Lovato

Some Joking Quotes By Elena Roger: When I am working, I have two shows

When I am working, I have two shows on Saturday, and when I wake up, and it's a lovely day, I just cry. I'm joking: I love my job. — Elena Roger

Some Joking Quotes By Thom Yorke: Bulletproof is about the fact that I was

Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful. — Thom Yorke

Some Joking Quotes By Anonymous: If I'd been joking I would have said,

If I'd been joking I would have said, a blind guy walks into a bar. And a table. And a couple of chairs. — Anonymous

Some Joking Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.We'll

Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.
We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.
George!
Only joking, Mum. — J.K. Rowling

Some Joking Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Life can be a waste by jesting and

Life can be a waste by jesting and joking away their time. — Sunday Adelaja

Some Joking Quotes By Deyth Banger: Joking with somebody's emotions makes you cold person.

Joking with somebody's emotions makes you cold person. — Deyth Banger

Some Joking Quotes By Eva Mendes: Well I'm a 5 year old at heart;

Well I'm a 5 year old at heart; I still think that there is a monster under my bed - and I'm not joking. It's pathetic, it's really not cute. — Eva Mendes

Some Joking Quotes By Claudia Gray: God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was

God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again. — Claudia Gray

Some Joking Quotes By Neal Stephenson: Is this some exercise in keeping a straight

Is this some exercise in keeping a straight face? — Neal Stephenson

Some Joking Quotes By Paolo Nutini: I like to watch a bit of Disney,

I like to watch a bit of Disney, sprinkle some cocaine on some melon and just sit and eat it. I'm joking, I'm joking. There's no Disney. — Paolo Nutini

Some Joking Quotes By Zoe Cruz: I don't give sick days if you're playing

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

Some Joking Quotes By Mallory Ortberg: I have a lot of faith in the

I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful. — Mallory Ortberg

Some Joking Quotes By Hanya Yanagihara: The thought of seeing Malcolm and JB, of

The thought of seeing Malcolm and JB, of interacting with them and smiling and joking, seemed suddenly excruciating. — Hanya Yanagihara

Some Joking Quotes By Padma Venkatraman: Because friendship is about laughing when the other

Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny. — Padma Venkatraman

Some Joking Quotes By Willie Geist: My daughter will be reading about Pat Buchanan

My daughter will be reading about Pat Buchanan in a history book someday, and I am hanging out fist-bumping with him and joking with him. — Willie Geist

Some Joking Quotes By Krista Allen: Life is too short not to do a

Life is too short not to do a little practical joking. — Krista Allen

Some Joking Quotes By Peter Drucker: When Henry Ford said, "The customer can have

When Henry Ford said, "The customer can have a car in any color as long as it's black," he was not joking. — Peter Drucker

Some Joking Quotes By Art Garfunkel: I like working solo and it was a

I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only just learning how to do certain things. — Art Garfunkel

Some Joking Quotes By Joe Biden: I'm joking, I'm joking. Best decision I ever

I'm joking, I'm joking. Best decision I ever made. — Joe Biden

Some Joking Quotes By Marissa Meyer: The cybernetic operation?""No, the sex change."The doctor's smile

The cybernetic operation?"
"No, the sex change."
The doctor's smile faltered.
"I'm joking. — Marissa Meyer

Some Joking Quotes By Allison Williams: My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my

My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents' house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think I'm on 'Downton Abbey.' — Allison Williams

Some Joking Quotes By Paulo Coelho: I'm joking, it's not really hell," the voice

I'm joking, it's not really hell," the voice went on. "It's worse than hell, not that I've ever actually been there. You're in Villete. — Paulo Coelho

Some Joking Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: When you're given the gift of truth, you

When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough. — Shannon L. Alder

Some Joking Quotes By Juliet Blackwell: Don't be too nice to him," I teased.

Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave. — Juliet Blackwell

Some Joking Quotes By Darren Shan: Maybe you're going insane.""Maybe," agreed Kernel."I was joking.""I

Maybe you're going insane."
"Maybe," agreed Kernel.
"I was joking."
"I wasn't. — Darren Shan

Some Joking Quotes By Micalea Smeltzer: Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over

Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over in his mouth like he tasted something sour.
"Yeah, you know. Joking. Ha ha ha." I said. — Micalea Smeltzer

Some Joking Quotes By J.K. Rowling: You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy

You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy ... I don't think I've heard you joke since you were- — J.K. Rowling

Some Joking Quotes By Matthew Perry: I would always be the kid that got

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around. — Matthew Perry

Some Joking Quotes By Gunter Grass: Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything

Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything he did, touched or said, became solemn, significant, monumental; — Gunter Grass

Some Joking Quotes By Abi Ketner: Why the hell are you wearing it on

Why the hell are you wearing it on your left hand? I swear to God, if you're married I'm going to kick your ass. I'm not joking. — Abi Ketner

Some Joking Quotes By Derek Landy: This is your one chance. Tell me where

This is your one chance. Tell me where the key is."
"Okay."
Serpine raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"No, only joking. Do your worst. — Derek Landy

Some Joking Quotes By Unknown: When god made man, she was only joking.

When god made man, she was only joking. — Unknown