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Some Humorous Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when

Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk. — Henry David Thoreau

Some Humorous Quotes By George Carlin: I hope no one asks me to show

I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out. — George Carlin

Some Humorous Quotes By Demetri Martin: Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when

Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time. — Demetri Martin

Some Humorous Quotes By Charles Dickens: If you could see my legs when I

If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is. — Charles Dickens

Some Humorous Quotes By Laura Bradford: If you're preaching, I've already got religion. And

If you're preaching, I've already got religion. And if you're selling, I ain't buying--unless you've got binoculars. I could use some new binoculars. — Laura Bradford

Some Humorous Quotes By Bryan Lee O'Malley: I need some kind of ... like ...

I need some kind of ... like ... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!! — Bryan Lee O'Malley

Some Humorous Quotes By Erma Bombeck: Some of the best fiction writers got their

Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus. — Erma Bombeck

Some Humorous Quotes By Jon S. Lewis: I guess the breakfast burritos are going to

I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning. — Jon S. Lewis

Some Humorous Quotes By Philip K. Dick: The jukebox played some hillbilly tune; steel guitar

The jukebox played some hillbilly tune; steel guitar and emotion-choked moaning ... — Philip K. Dick

Some Humorous Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: I've admired a lot of people in my

I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Some Humorous Quotes By Dave Barry: The easiest way to make a fruitcake is

The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses. — Dave Barry

Some Humorous Quotes By Dave Barry: England is a very popular foreign country to

England is a very popular foreign country to visit because the people there speak some English. — Dave Barry

Some Humorous Quotes By Magan Vernon: Don't think you're some kind of snowflake, suit

Don't think you're some kind of snowflake, suit guy. I'm a bitch to everyone. — Magan Vernon

Some Humorous Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: There are some experiences in life which should

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. — George Bernard Shaw

Some Humorous Quotes By Jill Shalvis: Accept that some days you're the bug, and

Accept that some days you're the bug, and some days you're going to be the windshield. — Jill Shalvis

Some Humorous Quotes By Joshua Donellan: I've had quite enough danger for a while

I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before then ... — Joshua Donellan

Some Humorous Quotes By Thomas Love Peacock: Raven: The Reverend Mr Larynx has been called

Raven: The Reverend Mr Larynx has been called off on duty, to marry or bury (I don't know which) some unfortunate person or persons, at Claydyke: ... — Thomas Love Peacock

Some Humorous Quotes By Jack Bunbury: Life is like a fondue: the best fruit

Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain't the best till it's been through some goo. — Jack Bunbury

Some Humorous Quotes By Bob Hope: Some people put us down. But I still

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico! — Bob Hope

Some Humorous Quotes By Hiroko Sakai: When I need some striking inspiration about deep

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ... — Hiroko Sakai

Some Humorous Quotes By Cyma Rizwaan Khan: Don't tell me you have OCD about this?""OCD,

Don't tell me you have OCD about this?"
"OCD, ADHD - pretty sure if they come up with some new acronym tomorrow I'd have it. — Cyma Rizwaan Khan

Some Humorous Quotes By George Carlin: Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do

Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff? — George Carlin

Some Humorous Quotes By Lynn Red: Wow," Jake said, his face going blank. "Assface.

Wow," Jake said, his face going blank. "Assface. Is that a technical term? Maybe some kind of psychiatric diagnosis I'm not familiar with? — Lynn Red

Some Humorous Quotes By Suzanne Woods Fisher: What are summer teeth? Summer in their mouth,

What are summer teeth? Summer in their mouth, Some are elsewhere. — Suzanne Woods Fisher

Some Humorous Quotes By Moira J. Moore: So we waited. I felt useless. I felt

So we waited. I felt useless. I felt like I was in the way. I wished I had some nervous habits so I could indulge in them. — Moira J. Moore

Some Humorous Quotes By Mark Twain: I persuaded him to throw the dirk away;

I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself. — Mark Twain

Some Humorous Quotes By Michael D. Beil: Livvy and me together in an elevator for

Livvy and me together in an elevator for four hours..and we're good. To some eyes the fact that we're both alive could be viewed as a minor miracle. — Michael D. Beil

Some Humorous Quotes By Carroll Bryant: Some people make things happen. Some people watch

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened? — Carroll Bryant

Some Humorous Quotes By Elizabeth Jane Howard: Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but

Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow and a snort! — Elizabeth Jane Howard

Some Humorous Quotes By Carol Anne Dobson: It sounded somewhat doom-laden, so I felt obliged

It sounded somewhat doom-laden, so I felt obliged to look it up more thoroughly, in case I should eat some chocolate rather quickly. — Carol Anne Dobson

Some Humorous Quotes By J.K. Rowling: If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff,

If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'. — J.K. Rowling

Some Humorous Quotes By Michael Ots: Some people react to suffering by denying the

Some people react to suffering by denying the very possibility of God's existence — Michael Ots

Some Humorous Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: The Russians could have some (warheads) aimed at

The Russians could have some (warheads) aimed at Japan, so if we act up they can destroy our economy. — P. J. O'Rourke

Some Humorous Quotes By Angelo Tsanatelis: -Cheap? I could have bought a whole pig

-Cheap? I could have bought a whole pig
with that coin jester.
-Exactly my Lord. And while some may eat a mule, no one can ride a pig. — Angelo Tsanatelis

Some Humorous Quotes By Barry A. Whittingham: ... but some say that reality is what

... but some say that reality is what happens inside a writer's head, and it is fiction which takes place outside it. — Barry A. Whittingham

Some Humorous Quotes By Holly Goldberg Sloan: It was possible that he was making some

It was possible that he was making some progress in his mental health condition by seeing me. — Holly Goldberg Sloan

Some Humorous Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Unbeknown to us, some of the people who

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some Humorous Quotes By Graham Greene: Switzerland is only bearable covered with snow," Aunt

Switzerland is only bearable covered with snow," Aunt Augusta said, "like some people are only bearable under a sheet. — Graham Greene

Some Humorous Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: If you want to add some variety to

If you want to add some variety to your sex life, why don't you just use your other hand?" ~ Gabi — Cherise Sinclair

Some Humorous Quotes By Christine Feehan: He thought moving to a small town would

He thought moving to a small town would allow him to find a way to get along to some extent but people were just plain idiots. — Christine Feehan

Some Humorous Quotes By Vann Chow: Some of us are looking at the stars,

Some of us are looking at the stars, but all of us are living in the gutter. — Vann Chow

Some Humorous Quotes By George Carlin: If I ever lose my mind I hope

If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found. — George Carlin

Some Humorous Quotes By Reginald Dipwipple: [To my enemy:] Some are great, some are

[To my enemy:] Some are great, some are born great, some have greatness thrust upon them! And then there's you. — Reginald Dipwipple

Some Humorous Quotes By Bob Hope: Sure, we did need the oil in America.

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses? — Bob Hope

Some Humorous Quotes By Bob Gilluly: An oldtimer is a person who's had many

An oldtimer is a person who's had many interesting experiences, some of them true. — Bob Gilluly

Some Humorous Quotes By Viktor E. Frankl: The attempt to develop a sense of humor

The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick learned while mastering the art of living. — Viktor E. Frankl

Some Humorous Quotes By Ernest Rutherford: The only possible conclusion the social sciences can

The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't. — Ernest Rutherford