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Sobriety Funny Quotes By William Wordsworth: One moment now may give us moreThan fifty

One moment now may give us more
Than fifty years of reason;
Our minds shall drink at every pore
The spirit of the season. — William Wordsworth

Sobriety Funny Quotes By Mos Def: I was taught when there's somethin' you can

I was taught when there's somethin' you can change around keep quiet, you got nothin' to complain about. — Mos Def

Sobriety Funny Quotes By Fyodor Dostoyevsky: What is honour, my dear, when you have

What is honour, my dear, when you have nothing to eat? — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Sobriety Funny Quotes By William Faulkner: Life wasn't made to be easy on folks:

Life wasn't made to be easy on folks: they wouldn't ever have any reason to be good and die. — William Faulkner

Sobriety Funny Quotes By Jimmy Breslin: Why something in the public interest such as

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. — Jimmy Breslin

Sobriety Funny Quotes By David Arnold: Sometimes you walk into a room one person,

Sometimes you walk into a room one person, and when you come out the other side, you're someone else altogether. — David Arnold

Sobriety Funny Quotes By Gene Weingarten: Johnny Hart became much less funny after he

Johnny Hart became much less funny after he found sobriety, and religion, around the same time. — Gene Weingarten

Sobriety Funny Quotes By Frank Thomas: I think there is a lot of good

I think there is a lot of good in making the All-Star Team. People look at your career a little bit differently. — Frank Thomas

Sobriety Funny Quotes By Richelle Mead: Setting out around midnight, I couldn't help shaking

Setting out around midnight, I couldn't help shaking my head, "We're the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever." I muttered. — Richelle Mead

Sobriety Funny Quotes By Matthew Prior: For, when with beauty we can virtue join,

For, when with beauty we can virtue join, We paint the semblance of a form divine. — Matthew Prior

Sobriety Funny Quotes By Lexi Ryan: Maybe addictions don't have a beginning. They certainly

Maybe addictions don't have a beginning. They certainly don't have an end. — Lexi Ryan

Sobriety Funny Quotes By Chris Heilmann: Java is to JavaScript what Car is to

Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet. — Chris Heilmann

Sobriety Funny Quotes By Drew Barrymore: Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out

Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves. — Drew Barrymore

Sobriety Funny Quotes By Lorrie Moore: Though what bird in the best of circumstances

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? — Lorrie Moore