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So True And Funny Quotes By Stephen Craig: Am Anfang war Gott? It may have been

Am Anfang war Gott? It may have been true, but it was not germane. — Stephen Craig

So True And Funny Quotes By KanyaACoffman: MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN

MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?
ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.
MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?
ME: MATH. — KanyaACoffman

So True And Funny Quotes By Jeevagan Nagarajan: Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people,

Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world — Jeevagan Nagarajan

So True And Funny Quotes By Keith Gray: Sim sighed. like Ross always said: Wish in

Sim sighed. like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first. — Keith Gray

So True And Funny Quotes By Mahsati Abdul: I am not fake, I am just too

I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-: — Mahsati Abdul

So True And Funny Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: [ ... ] and I switched to English

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

So True And Funny Quotes By Mark Indelicato: I want to do drama - no one

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true. — Mark Indelicato

So True And Funny Quotes By Holly Hood: So just let me deal with it, I

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

So True And Funny Quotes By Golda Meir: Don't be so humble - you are not

Don't be so humble - you are not that great. — Golda Meir

So True And Funny Quotes By Ryan Oliveira: You know how some people get sun-kissed, well

You know how some people get sun-kissed, well i got sun bitch slapped — Ryan Oliveira

So True And Funny Quotes By Bill Bryson: What on earth would I do if four

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

So True And Funny Quotes By Wilson Rawls: If they weren't staring at a fellow, they

If they weren't staring at a fellow, they were laughing at him. — Wilson Rawls

So True And Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: He started to look back, but he knew

He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

So True And Funny Quotes By Charlaine Harris: I hate witches. Humans had the right idea,

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake. — Charlaine Harris

So True And Funny Quotes By Michael Dobbs: His deepest need was that people should like

His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel. Or a whore. — Michael Dobbs

So True And Funny Quotes By Joey Fatone: It's fun to be able to have a

It's fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it's true. — Joey Fatone

So True And Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: The manlier you are, the harder it is

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami

So True And Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: If you had enough money, you could hardly

If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes. — Terry Pratchett

So True And Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's

Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami

So True And Funny Quotes By Monica Murphy: I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's

I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done. — Monica Murphy

So True And Funny Quotes By Stephen King: I used to laugh at that old wheeze

I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King

So True And Funny Quotes By Jonathan Dunne: But some jokes are hilarious until they become

But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore. — Jonathan Dunne

So True And Funny Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: I don't know. I don't really like old

I don't know. I don't really like old movies. The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. Let's go wear our hats and have a big misunderstanding — Stephanie Perkins

So True And Funny Quotes By Zayn Malik: Life is funny. Things change, people change, but

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

So True And Funny Quotes By Margaret Sullivan: Jane's novels are so true to life that

Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever. — Margaret Sullivan

So True And Funny Quotes By Tom Althouse: I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled

I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it. — Tom Althouse

So True And Funny Quotes By Jeffree Star: Remember that true beauty comes from within -

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes — Jeffree Star

So True And Funny Quotes By Richard Brinsley Sheridan: Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

So True And Funny Quotes By Yana Toboso: Even though I dislike being kicked by others,

Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others — Yana Toboso

So True And Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. — Criss Jami

So True And Funny Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've

I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me. — Shannon L. Alder

So True And Funny Quotes By William Goldman: Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman

So True And Funny Quotes By Francois Lelord: You must be careful when you ask people

You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal. — Francois Lelord

So True And Funny Quotes By Tom Waits: Most of the people I admire, they usually

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well. — Tom Waits

So True And Funny Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

So True And Funny Quotes By Cameo Renae: Selective hearing ... typical male. Maybe he was

Selective hearing ... typical male. Maybe he was human after all ... — Cameo Renae

So True And Funny Quotes By Parker S. Huntington: What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

So True And Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: Relaxed Empiricism I only believe something to be

Relaxed Empiricism
I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey

So True And Funny Quotes By Fee Scott: I realize you cant just throw real gems

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott

So True And Funny Quotes By Meghan Quinn: Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never

Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it's inside you until someone pulls it out. — Meghan Quinn

So True And Funny Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

So True And Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: One of my girlfriends was getting married. This

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler

So True And Funny Quotes By Steven Saylor: There is nothing so unsure as the plans

There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being. — Steven Saylor

So True And Funny Quotes By Natasha Boyd: The truth of the matter was no boy

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

So True And Funny Quotes By Lionel Suggs: Isn't it funny how true peace describes war

Isn't it funny how true peace describes war and chaos? — Lionel Suggs

So True And Funny Quotes By Edmund Hillary: I was extremely lucky that I had two

I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true. — Edmund Hillary

So True And Funny Quotes By Val Edward Simone: To tell you the truth. I am a

To tell you the truth. I am a wild and passionate novelist. I am therefore easily given over to telling wild and passionate lies. — Val Edward Simone

So True And Funny Quotes By Tammara Webber: She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers?

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber