Snoring Quotes
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Snoring Quotes & Sayings
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I couldn't see him but I could hear him snoring softly, humming, like a little airplane lost in the clouds.
— Miriam Toews
The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored.
— David Eddings
A big fat zoo of snorers is snoring in all different rhythms
— David Mitchell
I really love the sound of my dog snoring.
— Chris Evans
The commonest sense is the sense of men asleep, which they express by snoring.
— Henry David Thoreau
And the dog of my future, lying at my feet, is snoring now.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Hark, how hard he fetches breath.
— William Shakespeare
And we're not talking mild snoring, either. Imagine being chained to the floor of a cave, with the tide crashing in, louder, louder, louder -
— Steven Erikson
Men were snoring, twitching and whimpering, struggling with nightmares less terrible than reality.
— Gabriel Chevallier
Snoring keeps the monsters away.
— Judy Blume
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
— Ogden Nash
They say I killed six or seven men for snoring. Well, it ain't true. I only killed one man for snoring.
— John Wesley
Mitch glanced at Ralph and back at Brendon. "I think he's snoring." "Or those are hunger growls."
"Bastard. — Shelly Laurenston
I once killed a man for snoring too loudly.
— Mahatma Gandhi
My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.
— Rex Hunt
After less than a year together they now slept in separate rooms because Victor's snoring, and nothing else about him, kept her awake at night.
— Edward St. Aubyn
We continue to make more money when snoring than when active.
— Warren Buffett
Almost at once, sleep, like some rhythmical, snoring vacuum cleaner, consumed the awful day.
— Lionel Davidson
It's raining, it's pouring, the old manis snoring; went to bed and bumped his head and couldn't get up in
the morning. — Liane Moriarty
There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bored.
— Garry Shandling
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
— Terry Pratchett
Besides, if they continued where they left off, Faith would finish reading the book and Alec would be snoring next to her.
— Kelly Moran
To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.
— Heather Brewer
I thank you for not snoring.
— Marlon Brando
Creativity is like a snoring husband, it won't let you sleep.
— Barbara Alfaro
