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Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing. — Jincy Willett

I don't know whether to punch you or kiss you."
"A combination of both is usually the best," Prophet advised. — S.E. Jakes

I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend. — Janet Evanovich

Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night."
"And here I thought maybe I dreamed it," Prophet muttered sarcastically. — S.E. Jakes

John: I'm experiencing an odd sensation. I think it might be patriotism.
Spitfire: Steady. Too much of that can damage your health. — Paul Cornell

You going to let him talk to me like that?" Driggs said to Lex. "Defend my honor, woman."
"Defend your own honor, — Gina Damico

That's me, keeping things bitchy from open to close." I turned around and gave him my customer service smile. — Katherine McIntyre

To those about to snark, we salute you. — Jacey Conrad

Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark. — E. Lockhart

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay? — Nenia Campbell

Another thing about pain - it renders you incapable of bullshit. — Gwen Mitchell

Lindworms are a sign of a healthy ecosystem," I said, straightening. "Now let's get out of here before the healthy ecosystem eats us. — Seanan McGuire

What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it. — Timothy Ferriss

These were wannabe elites who, once they popped on big-boy pants, would be infiltrating New York with their pretentiousness. — Alexandra Martin

I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste. — Merrie Haskell

Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker. — Josh Bazell

Sorry, one night stands don't stack up as credentials for tending bar. — Katherine McIntyre

When words come out of your mouth, do your ears just block all incoming sound waves? — Amethyst Marie

Jeff Beachum, Sergeant of Snark, Wielder of Witticism, Dominator of the Double Entendre, completely ran out of things to say. — Amy Lane

Your powers of observation are formidable, Michael says and Darien giggles behind one perfectly manicured hand, like some sort of preppie geisha. — Stephanie Wardrop

Rook Thomas, you look different somehow."
"Well, I recently got the shit kicked out of me," she said.
"Ah, that would be it then. — Daniel O'Malley

I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment."
"I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker. — Jeannine Garsee

I'd seen this movie. This was the part where the dinosaurs ate the tourists. — Pippa DaCosta

Perhaps if he stumbled onto a bath and a tailor he could even be considered handsome. — Katherine McIntyre

I suppose I look acceptable, the black (haired) sheep among the Barrett blondes. — Stephanie Wardrop

His blue eyes frosted. 'Are you attempting to tell me my duties, sir?'
'No. But I'm having a lot of fun trying to guess what they are. — Raymond Chandler

He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit. — Joe Haldeman

Snark functions as a device to punish human spontaneity, eccentricity, nonconformity, and simple error. Everyone is being snarked into line, — Ryan Holiday

Gabi glared. If you want to add some variety to your sex life, why don't you just use your other hand? — Cherise Sinclair

Cleverness is like rouge - liberal application makes a woman look common and desperate. Wit is knowing how to apply it. — Tessa Dare

You can park your snark at the gate, Omaha. — Rainbow Rowell

Ditto, Ethan said, a surprising amount of venom in his voice. I bit back a proud smile; he seemed to be adopting a little of my snark. — Chloe Neill

The jury's still out on your level of intellect. After all, you signed up with Evil Incorporated in the first place. — Katherine McIntyre

A human is not a device that reliably reports a gold standard judgment of relevance of a document to a query. — Hinrich Schutze

The placement of a perfect perfumed turd passive-aggressive zinger is equal to the flush of an orgasm. It is sublime. — Angela Ricketts

I'm sure you've had many musicians in your soft spot. — Caisey Quinn

My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love. — Jess C. Scott

Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible. — Diana Rowland

You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth? — Lorelei James

There's something about winning Miss America that brings out the snark. — Gretchen Carlson

Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed."
I grinned. "Then I daresay it's good I'm a woman. — Susan Dennard

Ignore the reek of feces in the air, the bloodstains on the ground, and you have yourself a glorious night. — Katherine McIntyre

Everybody better stay out of my way because I'm steamrollering my way through this town, powered on snark. — Sean Kennedy

Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for. — Nenia Campbell

Because I want to have sex with him
and because that's sinful
I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny. — Jess C. Scott

A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport. — Nenia Campbell

Next time I'm taking down hellhounds for you, I'll remember to tone down the pretty. — Pippa DaCosta

In this age of Twitter and Snark every misstep gets posted online in twelve seconds. — Howard Kurtz

He is a pimple on the cock of humanity — Shelly Laurenston

Vampire Willow: "Bored now. — Joss Whedon

It was borne in upon her audience that the outside of Jane's charming head was distinctly superior to the inside. — Agatha Christie

I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments — Albert Einstein

The guy had guts - I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them. — Rob Thurman

Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes - 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea ... almost got shagged ... cuppa tea'? — Marti Noxon, Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I like sarcasm. I like snark. — Alexis Ohanian

You don't have to make fun of it."
"Actually I do," I said. "I make fun of almost everything. — Jim Butcher

A little snark, properly directed, can change the world. — Shannon Hale

If God gave Dad Alzheimer's, He's got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to. — Joanne Fluke

Snark is a fabulous defense mechanism. — Betsy Schow

Tell me you aren't crying. My whole image of you as a bad-ass warrior is crumbling. — Heather R. Blair

For the snark was a boojum, you see. — Lewis Carroll

Whatever crimes this man had committed, they weren't as egregious as his inflated self-image. — Katherine McIntyre

My dominant (no pun intended) discourse seems to be needy as fuck. — Alexis Hall

Could you bite back your complaints? You're fucking with my run."
"Your run is fucking with my ability to complain," Tom called back. — S.E. Jakes

If the apocalypse comes...beep me! — Joss Whedon

I'm a writer, not a DJ. I don't take requests. — Kate LeDonne Black

Call me babe again, and I'll slit your throat," she said, the sweetness in her voice a direct contradiction to the daggers she gave him. — Katherine McIntyre

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked. — Jane Austen

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that. — Nenia Campbell