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Mr Lipwig, there's a lady in the hall to see you and we've thanked her for not smoking three times and she's still doing it!
— Terry Pratchett
You smoke?" "Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? — Richard K. Morgan
On our first tour we just went full on, drinking too much and smoking too much before the shows. But it's a learning curve. We now know our limits.
— Dave McPherson
There's always Tunisia. Amid the smoking ruins of the Middle East, there is that one encouraging success story.
— Elliott Abrams
It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act.
— Edward Kennedy
That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.
— Christopher Buckley
I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand loyalty.
— Warren Buffett
Fun fact: The United Nations building in New York City is the only place in all of North America where smoking is still permitted indoors.
— Douglas Coupland
If it's good enough for beagles, it's good enough for me.
— Richard Littlejohn
We don't want to come off as pro-smoking. Even though we didn't smoke real cigarettes at all, you want to be careful of people's sensitivities.
— Martha Plimpton
There's no doubt in my mind that Bill Clinton will stop smoking cigars, will never smoke them again, as a result of what he did with that cigar.
— Joe Eszterhas
There's a smoking hot, naked woman wiggling into red lace underwear in front of me. I'm lucky I can remember my name."~ Sam Fitzpatrick — Mackenzie Crowne
Whenever you think about smoking you must see it as a lifetime's chain of filth, disease, fear, misery and slavery.
— Allen Carr
I actually don't think there is machismo in America, unless it's the cowboy type - the silent, smoking brooder.
— Rosecrans Baldwin
Smoking is suicide by instalments.
— H.M. Forester
All vampires smoke. Smoking's high on the list of Things You Take Up To Pass The Time.
— Glen Duncan
I think it's wrong the way they criminalize herb. There are many more uses than just smoking. Beneficial to mankind.
— Ziggy Marley
smoking some exotic fairy weed.
— Heather Killough-Walden
Smoking cigarettes and writing something nasty on the wall, teacher sends you to the Principal's office down the hall.
— Stevie Wonder
Grateful to The Kerry Gaynor Method for saving my manager's life. He quit smoking thanks to their genius Method.
— Steve Aoki
dope-pushers hang around there. But taking dope is even dumber than smoking, so nobody's going to hook me! We live on
— Judy Blume
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
— Harold Robbins
People think there's a choice between smoking and immortality, but we've all got to die of something.
— Tom Stoppard
Cigarette smoking is injurious to health,After all it's pretty good than peoples.They injurious to Soul — Mohammed Zaki Ansari
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
— George Burns
Don't ask me why I know what an Edwardian smoking jacket looks like: let's just say it has something to do with Doctor Who and leave it at that.
— Ben Aaronovitch
I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.
— Roseanne Barr
No girl has ever had this effect on me! She's taking up so much of my attention, I'm having a hard time smoking cigarettes and drinking whiskey!
— James Marshall
When I was an art student in the early 60's before the acid scene began I was smoking pot just like anyone else who was an artist.
— Bill Griffith
If you can't send money, send tobacco.
— George Washington
What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
— Arlo Guthrie
It's a small world? Dude, what have you been smoking?
— Rob Van Dam
You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!""When you say it like that it sounds bad ... — S.L.J. Shortt
The process of quitting smoking doesn't end with the last cigarette. It's not quitting itself, the real key is staying quit
— Napoleon Bonaparte
So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.
— Damien Hirst
Back in the old days we used to smoke J's and got so blazed we called it the stone age
— Illmaculate
I'm so high, it's so lonely up here
— Gucci Mane
Let's get to the point Let's roll another joint
— Tom Petty
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them ... Well, it's killing me!
— Wendy Liebman
Life isn't memorable enough to remember everything. It's not like there are explosions all the time, or dog smoking cigarettes.
— Donald Miller
I sit, smoking, my head against the cool comfort of the fighter plane's wheel, its wing shielding but never embracing me. I'm a cold nestling tonight.
— Aleksandr Voinov
I've been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and ... I think it's a tremendous blessing.
— Lester Grinspoon
You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes.
— John Mellencamp
Bandar had effortlessly converted Ratiram's grit into the smoke rings that he blew triumphantly in the air.
— Pawan Mishra
McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.
— Robert Downey Jr.
I think it's easy to stop smoking; it's just hard not to commit a felony after you stop.
— David Foster Wallace
No one ever died from smoking marijuana, but millions of people have died by believing politicians.
— Harry Browne
Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!
— Jonathan Dunne
But cheer up - we could be selling tobacco. It's not like software kills people if used as intended
— David Chase
People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing.
— Mitch Hedberg
If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.
— George Bernard Shaw
I won't have to miss smoking any more. Nobody smokes where I'm going: It's like a row of restaurants in California.
— Clive James
Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more acommitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. — Abbie Hoffman
Smoking is a shocking thing - blowing smoke out of our mouths into other people's mouths, eyes, and noses, and having the same thing done to us.
— Samuel Johnson
It's hard to love a place that's outlawed smoking but finds it perfectly acceptable to serve raw fish in a bath of chocolate.
— David Sedaris
I've got my dad's height and smoking habit. But I think I've got my mum's looks and sensibilities.
— Max Irons
I'm going to stop smoking. I'm not such a good smoker, anyway. It's not in my bones. I'm gonna drop it.
— Kristen Stewart
Yes, social friend, I love thee well,In learned doctor's spite;
Thy clouds all other clouds dispel
And lap me in delight. — Charles Sprague Sargent
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
— Mark Twain
Where there's smoke there's fire. Where there's fire there's passion. Where there's passion there's a girl smoking.
— Chloe Thurlow
Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life.
— David Hockney
My writing voice is very much like 'Thank You for Smoking.' It's a guy's voice. It's very masculine.
— Jason Reitman
I gotta cut smoking or I'll never make track next year
— S.E. Hinton
