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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. — Bill Vaughan

What we gain by experience is not worth that we lose in illusion — Jean Antoine Petit-Senn

Even by day they hung about, smoking the pipe of peace, and looking almost as if they wanted tit-bits to eat. They — J.M. Barrie

It is quite a three-pipe problem. — Arthur Conan Doyle

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? — Arlo Guthrie

There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe. — Frederick Marryat

Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast. — Honore Daumier

Can Protagonist think of a single film that interests him as much as the three-hundredth best book he ever read? — David Markson

Racists are not the pipe-smoking type, I thought to myself. — John Howard Griffin

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

What's in that pipe that he's smoking? — Arlo Guthrie

A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man. — A.A. Milne

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. — Horatio Nelson

The apple of my eye, had turned into an empty core. — Anthony Liccione

Helios thought he looked pretty hot, and he had an annoying habit of calling the sun his chick magnet. — Rick Riordan

The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe. — Bill Maher

Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age. — Alfred Nobel

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something. — Demetri Martin

Is that what love is all about? Needing them to come back to you when they're away? To come home and keep you safe? — Wally Lamb

I smoke a brown pipe like the breast of a little negress. — Francis Jammes

I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe. — Hank Sauer

If you rescue me from my pipe dreams, I'll stop smoking fantasies. — Munia Khan

The pipe marks the point at which the orangutan ends and man begins. — Ben Jonson

When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image. — Bauvard

Stories wait, my little lord, and when you come back to them, why, there they are, — George R R Martin

Proof is better than said. — Jennifer I. Lim

Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica. — Abraham Lincoln

I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs. — Albert Einstein

A great story is impossible to forget. — A.D. Posey

I have friends who read my books in Greek. — Brian Lumley

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