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Smart Humour Quotes By Bruce Coville: Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? — Bruce Coville

Smart Humour Quotes By Marshall Thornton: I don't remember what I was saying, but

I don't remember what I was saying, but I remember thinking I was incredibly smart and wishing I could always speak that clearly and cleverly. — Marshall Thornton

Smart Humour Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Smart Humour Quotes By Sallie Nichols: By viewing images we cast onto outer reality

By viewing images we cast onto outer reality as mirror reflections of inner reality, we come to know ourselves. — Sallie Nichols

Smart Humour Quotes By George R R Martin: If I could pray with my cock, I'd

If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious — George R R Martin

Smart Humour Quotes By Julie Murphy: Beautiful, he says. Fat, I think. But can't

Beautiful, he says. Fat, I think. But can't I be both at the same time? — Julie Murphy

Smart Humour Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: You can make fun of yourself and people

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Smart Humour Quotes By Miuccia Prada: The older I get, the more I prefer

The older I get, the more I prefer to talk to old people. Old people or kids. — Miuccia Prada

Smart Humour Quotes By Letty Cottin Pogrebin: Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.

Boys don't make passes at female smart asses. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Smart Humour Quotes By John Dewey: By reading the characteristic features of any man's

By reading the characteristic features of any man's castles in the air you can make a shrewd guess as to his underlying desires which are frustrated. — John Dewey

Smart Humour Quotes By Kristin Hannah: Ah. Consequences," Madame said. "Perhaps now you will

Ah. Consequences," Madame said. "Perhaps now you will see that they should be considered. — Kristin Hannah

Smart Humour Quotes By Lois Greiman: Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart,

Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt. — Lois Greiman

Smart Humour Quotes By Karyn Langhorne Folan: Of course I'm smart. What were you expecting-'Lordy,

Of course I'm smart. What were you expecting-'Lordy, Mr. Lawyer Man, I don't know nuthin' 'bout filin' no injunction'? Please, Alayna muttered. — Karyn Langhorne Folan

Smart Humour Quotes By Stella Benson: That sea - that mother of a million

That sea - that mother of a million summers,
Who bore, with melody, a million springs,
Shall sing for my enchantment... — Stella Benson

Smart Humour Quotes By Howard Tayler: Yes, but none of them can steal my

Yes, but none of them can steal my ship.
None of them are smart enough to know that it was the right thing to do at the time. — Howard Tayler