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Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? — Bruce Coville

I don't remember what I was saying, but I remember thinking I was incredibly smart and wishing I could always speak that clearly and cleverly. — Marshall Thornton

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

By viewing images we cast onto outer reality as mirror reflections of inner reality, we come to know ourselves. — Sallie Nichols

If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious — George R R Martin

Beautiful, he says. Fat, I think. But can't I be both at the same time? — Julie Murphy

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

The older I get, the more I prefer to talk to old people. Old people or kids. — Miuccia Prada

Boys don't make passes at female smart asses. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin

By reading the characteristic features of any man's castles in the air you can make a shrewd guess as to his underlying desires which are frustrated. — John Dewey

Ah. Consequences," Madame said. "Perhaps now you will see that they should be considered. — Kristin Hannah

Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt. — Lois Greiman

Of course I'm smart. What were you expecting-'Lordy, Mr. Lawyer Man, I don't know nuthin' 'bout filin' no injunction'? Please, Alayna muttered. — Karyn Langhorne Folan

That sea - that mother of a million summers,
Who bore, with melody, a million springs,
Shall sing for my enchantment... — Stella Benson

Yes, but none of them can steal my ship.
None of them are smart enough to know that it was the right thing to do at the time. — Howard Tayler