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The great tragedy of our lives seems to be that we are smart enough to ask the questions of meaning but too dumb to really figure it out. — Donald Miller

A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, smart or dumb. Give him your heart.. and he'll give you his. — Milo Gathema

Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb. If we win, it'll be because of the president. And if we lose, it'll be because of me. — Karl Rove

I always said you have to be really smart or really dumb to play this game well. I just don't know where I fit in. — Beth Daniel

Because we are communal creatures, if you're with people who think you're smart, you're smart, and if they think you're dumb, you're dumb. — Gloria Steinem

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you. — Chris Rock

All too often, we do smart things only after exhausting every conceivable dumb thing we could have done. — Thomas Sowell

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? — Bruce Coville

The massive migration from dumb phones to smart phones is a great opportunity for young companies to take advantage of. — Adam Dell

You got a man? That's somethin we will talk about.
He's smart enough to have ya, but dumb enough to let ya out. — LL Cool J

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart. — Aaron Allston

Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing. — Bruce Paltrow

This isn't the kind of story where understanding makes you smart, or not understanding makes you dumb. — CLAMP

I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb. — Richard Feynman

I find my readers to be very smart, and there is no reason to write dumb. — Amy Bloom

I hate to say this, but at the time, (late 70's) it was like the smart people liked punk and the dumb people liked Journey. — Howie Klein

In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many! — Ken Kesey

I was so smart when I was a kid that I learnt that I was dumb fast. — Charles Manson

It is better to be dumb and smart than to be vocal and dumb. — William DeGraftColeman

The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons. — Artie Lange

You're the dumbest smart person i know, you're the dumbest dumb person i know — Will Smith

You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment. — Judy Holliday

If you're going to do something dumb, do it in a smart way. This is my advice for falling in love. — Jarod Kintz

Republicans are relentless and they're smart, too - they're not all dumb - and on Election Day, they'll be up at five in the morning. — Michael Moore

As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were. — Paul Reiser

You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. — Tracy Morgan

In a world of dumb terminals and telephones, networks had to be smart. But in a world of smart terminals, networks have to be dumb. — George Gilder

An eye for an eye is smart, see, but love is dumb, lovers are fools. — David James Duncan

Technology is super smart and also completely dumb. It doesn't know what you're putting on there. It works almost in an automated fashion. — Lance Ulanoff

We're too smart to know there aren't easy answers. But we're not dumb enough to accept that there aren't better answers. — Ann Romney

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle. — Daniel Johns

It's smart to be friends with one's sex partner but dumb to have sex with one's friends. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman. — Lawrence Schiller

What's the point in being smart enough to read, if everything you read makes you dumb?"

- Fatts - Coffee and Sugar — C. Sean McGee

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. — Eugene McCarthy

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about. — Solomon Short

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. — Keanu Reeves

Someone told me to dumb my poetry down, but I told them I can't because I don't have a smart phone. — Delano Johnson

I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. — Geoff Johns

I just don't like that you can either be ugly and smart or pretty and dumb, or ugly and nice or pretty and mean. — Jennifer Lawrence

Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette. — Ann Landers

Do a lot of questions mean you are really smart or really dumb? — Allan Dare Pearce

I'd rather be smart and poor than rich and dumb. — Ted Turner

The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people. — Stephen Hawking

Only stupid men trying to seem smart need to be with dumb women. Only weak men trying to look strong are attracted to compliant women. — Orson Scott Card

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy. — Lisa Kudrow

I'd just rather have a really sharp, interesting, smart gay son than some big dumb hetero meathead. — Moby

The internet tends to make smart people smarter and dumb people dumber. — Ben Casnocha

Rigg," said Father, "you're so smart and so dumb at the same time that it almost takes my breath awway — Orson Scott Card

Wine is not a magic serum of truth. It just silences that smart little voice in your head which advises against saying some dumb shit. — David Alejandro Fearnhead

Those kids aren't dumb. But the people who run these schools want to make sure they don't get smart: they are really teaching the kids to be slaves. — James Baldwin

A smart girl is one who knows how to play tennis, golf, piano
and dumb. — Marilyn Monroe

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. — Raheel Farooq

Women are smart in business and dumb in love. They won't date outside their zip code, let alone outside the city. They are city snobs. — Patti Stanger

I am disappointed. Violette knows how I feel about smart girls turning into needy sex objects for dumb boys. — Melina Marchetta

It takes a smart guy to play dumb. — Mr. T

They think that they're smart and that the rest of us are dumb. — Joseph Heller

You're never as smart as you think you are when you are winning and never as dumb as you feel when you are losing. — Michael Hyatt

The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart. — Sarah Silverman

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb. — Keanu Reeves

I have the charisma of the chipmunk. I never have thought I was smart. I thought the people I dealt with were dumb. — Hyman George Rickover

Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through. — Terry Pratchett

Politicians and sports coaches both need to be smart enough to master the game, but dumb enough to think it matters. — David Mitchell

Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter. — Louise Brooks

There are two kind of mathematicians, smart ones, and dumb ones. I am one of the dumb ones. — Lipman Bers

When you're dumb enough for long enough, you're gonna meet someone too smart love you, and they're gonna love you anyway, and its gonna go so poorly. — Neil Hilborn

The trick to being smart is knowing when to play dumb. — V. Alexander

Gee, thanks Dad. I promise to be a good boy and play nice with the other kids.(Kyrian)
Smart ass.(Julian)
Better than a dumb ass.(Kyrian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. — Erica Jong

Criminals are dumb as stumps. If they were smart they could go be investment bankers. Or judges. — Jeff Abbott

If risk is the key factor to success and really smart people avoid it, you might not be dumb enough to succeed! — Garrison Wynn

Because being a smart-ass is always preferable to being a dumb-ass. — Arlaina Tibensky

You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time! — Chris Rock

It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde. — Marilyn Monroe

I didn't say you weren't smart. I said you were stupid."
"I guess I'm too dumb to see the difference. — Cath Crowley

Smart data structures and dumb code works a lot better than the other way around. — Eric S. Raymond

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. — Chris Rock

Smart development invests in insulation, efficient cars, and ever-renewed sources of energy. Dumb growth crashes around looking for more oil. — Donella Meadows

When you ask a dumb question, you get a smart answer. — Aristotle.

I was wrong, you were right. I'm dumb, you're smart. I'm ugly, and you're a stone-cold fox. — Toooldforthis

You can be plain and smart, or pretty and smart. You can even be plain and dumb! You just have to be yourself. — Ashley Tisdale

It's a lot easier to tell someone is drunker than you than it is to tell if they're soberer. The same is true of dumb and smart. — Richard Cahill

I liked to think I was a smart woman. My vagina, on the other hand, was the equivalent of a dumb blonde. And that blonde wanted what she wanted. — L. H. Cosway

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. — Yul Brynner

She was always young at heart, kind of dumb, kind of smart, and I loved her so. — Bobby Goldsboro

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly. — Mike Myers

The rich girls steal, the pretty girls lie, the smart girls play dumb and the dumb girls spend their days trying to be all of the above. — Caleb

Don't be surprised by smart people doing bad choices! Dumb spirits seek to reborn with a better brain. — Robin Sacredfire

Feelings are feelings. They don't have dumb or smart labels, — Cherise Sinclair

The secret of the demagogue is to appear as dumb as his audience so that these people can believe themselves as smart as he is. — Rebecca Goldstein

I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes. — Paris Hilton

The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart. — Kurt Vonnegut