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New Yorkers have a delightfully narcissistic habit of assuming that if they're not conscious of a scene, it doesn't exist. — Sloane Crosley

Being a writer is an endless study in human transition and lessons learned or forgotten or misapplied. — Sloane Crosley

love is not boastful. But hate? Apparently hate has a big mouth. — Sloane Crosley

Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry. — Sloane Crosley

Teddy bears are best because they understand it's nice to be alone. — Sloane Crosley

Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live. — Sloane Crosley

I think it's hard to have a full-time job and write fiction, but for essays, you need to be in the world. — Sloane Crosley

I write on weekends, on vacation, and, really - on deadline and on my floor. Both terrible for the back. — Sloane Crosley

What can you do? Time grabs you by the scruff of your neck and drags you forward. — Sloane Crosley

No one likes a clown who reminds them of why they hate ice-cream-truck music. — Sloane Crosley

I spent a lot of time waiting for things to happen to me, which is more or less as pathetic as it sounds. — Sloane Crosley

We all deserve to be congratulated, but sadly that would mean there's no one left to do the congratulating. — Sloane Crosley

Why do people always want to put their hands on vulnerability? I sped up. — Sloane Crosley

Its remarkable the logic we build around a misapprehension. — Sloane Crosley

I have definitely had experiences where I can feel the shift from simply living my life to being slightly outside of my life and taking notes. — Sloane Crosley

Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town? — Sloane Crosley

It is my belief that people who speak of high school with a sugary fondness are bluffing away early-onset Alzheimer's. — Sloane Crosley

I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph. — Sloane Crosley

As most New Yorkers have done, I have given serious and generous thought to the state of my apartment should I get killed during the day. — Sloane Crosley

The question is never "Should I be annoyed?" but "How annoyed should I be? — Sloane Crosley

You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself. — Sloane Crosley

You should never wear anything you can't afford to lose. — Sloane Crosley

I need new ones of these. Victor pushed his glasses up the Sisyphean slope of his nose. — Sloane Crosley

I think that most New Yorkers would object to calling me a New Yorker. I didn't grow up here. — Sloane Crosley

I can't see the forest through the trees, except the trees are people. — Sloane Crosley

Not all shabby is chic, just like not every porn actor is a star. — Sloane Crosley

A human being can spend only so much time outside her comfort zone before she realizes she is still tethered to it. — Sloane Crosley

Working on an essay versus a novel is like the difference between seeing to that curtain and seeing to New Jersey. — Sloane Crosley

You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?' — Sloane Crosley

Sometimes we don't know what we want until we don't get it. — Sloane Crosley

Were they making the Kool-Aid in breathable form these days? — Sloane Crosley

I thought of the past and how one should have respect for it, like the elderly. — Sloane Crosley

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. — Sloane Crosley

I was surprised by how much I loved Portland. It is so wonderfully creative without being artsy. Great food scene. — Sloane Crosley

The world I describe is about how people live now. It's not about zany people with unlimited, inexplicable funds in an apartment somewhere. — Sloane Crosley

It's remarkable the logic we'll build around a misapprehension. — Sloane Crosley

When you have a steady and lifelong group of girlfriends, chances are the person you're telling the story to is actually part of the story. — Sloane Crosley

I don't understand how you can be a decent writer and not know people. — Sloane Crosley

A lot of people are lonely. A lot of people are lonely even when they're surrounded by other people. — Sloane Crosley

My A-number one visceral fear is speed. More than knives or snakes or confined spaces. Speed. I won't even go on a motor boat if I can help it. — Sloane Crosley

The real proof that I have tried to love and that people have tried to love me back was never going to fit in a kitchen drawer. — Sloane Crosley

I have a disproportionate amount of faith in the goodness of the world and that everything will actually work out okay. — Sloane Crosley

It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep. — Sloane Crosley

I can feel the tingling in my hand as if I've already slapped her, so right does it feel. — Sloane Crosley

One day you turn and "social studies" has become "Chilean fiefdoms of the fourteenth century" and that's how you know you're in college. — Sloane Crosley

It's never good to fall in love with someone whom you'd have to stab in the eyeballs to elicit a response. — Sloane Crosley

I thought I'd had another few decades before my noise complaint years. — Sloane Crosley

When you spin a globe and point to a city and actually go to that city, you build an allowance of missed opportunities on the back end. — Sloane Crosley

Suburbia is too close to the country to have anything real to do and too close to the city to admit you have nothing real to do. — Sloane Crosley

I am the proud indentured servant of a brilliant art adviser who may or may not have purposely stapled my index finger to a manila folder — Sloane Crosley

Besides, a new decade is a chance to find oneself at the beginning of things. Oh, life! What a sweet little Etch A Sketch of time you are! — Sloane Crosley

Sang's ass was not so much an ass but a continuation of leg and bone, covered by pockets because society demanded it be covered by pockets. — Sloane Crosley

In every woman's wardrobe, there are certain accessories that cannot be separated from their back stories. — Sloane Crosley

Americans love that, no? To think of jewelry as a dead thing. This is why you keep the Hope Diamond next to your dinosaur bones. — Sloane Crosley

For me, nothing brings out my 'born yesterday' idiotic qualities quite like having my photograph taken. — Sloane Crosley

The truth is, I wrote a novel when I was 23. It's hideously bad. Truly rotten. — Sloane Crosley

The way the floors of the library became progressively less social as you worked your way up. The first floor was a meat market. The top was monkish. — Sloane Crosley

Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme," I lied. — Sloane Crosley

And there's something about having an especially different name that makes it difficult to imagine what you would be like as a Jennifer. — Sloane Crosley

I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then do it. — Sloane Crosley

Out of all artists, authors are the least trained for the spotlight. Wanting attention isn't a requisite part of the package. — Sloane Crosley

Yes. I am writing full-time. Which is strange. It feels like not having a job. — Sloane Crosley

I love giving people advice on what to do with their books, but I don't really know how a Kindle Single gets covered. — Sloane Crosley

No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note. — Sloane Crosley

I had no idea that people thought Jews had horns. Where I came from, Jews had good grades and BMWs. — Sloane Crosley

Hey there.' I cleared my throat. 'How are you?'
I'm engaged!'
Incidentally, this is an unacceptable answer to that question. — Sloane Crosley

I was compiling a list in my head titled 'Reasons to Get Up: You Don't Have to Leave, but You Can't Pee Here. — Sloane Crosley

The lies we construct to defend ourselves from humiliation are the strongest, refusing to be torn down. — Sloane Crosley

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. — Sloane Crosley

You just don't notice the time line of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. — Sloane Crosley

The Darkness at Irving. Hope to have as much fun doing anything ever as these guys have on stage. — Sloane Crosley

I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job. — Sloane Crosley

I wouldn't want to live in Berlin. It's bombed out and there's a lot of techno. — Sloane Crosley

Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older. — Sloane Crosley

Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality. — Sloane Crosley

The last thing we wanted to do was offend you."
"The last thing you wanted was for me to take offense. — Sloane Crosley