Skunk Quotes: top 35 famous quotes about Skunk

Skunk Quotes & Sayings

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He's sitting alone at the kitchen table, a half-emptied bottle of white liquor in one fist, his knife in the other. Drunk as a skunk. — Suzanne Collins

I love the smell of skunks. Driving down a back road and you smell a skunk that's sprayed or been hit. I love that. It reminds me of home. — Dustin Lynch

I'm an actor first and foremost; it's my first love and passion. — Lou Diamond Phillips

It is sometimes very hard to tell the difference between history and the smell of skunk. — Rebecca West

This stinks like a roadkill skunk. — Maya Banks

Exclusiveness is a characteristic of recent riches, high society, and the skunk. — Austin O'Malley

One of my maids forgot the fruit with my breakfast. I became a skunk and sprayed her. — Cynthia Hand

Not being able to enter a quote of my own stinks worse than a skunk on date night! — Me

I am the skunk killer. — Libby Fischer Hellmann

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk. — Patrick Murray

he left her like a skunk leaves a smell. — Toni Morrison

If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now. — Fred Allen

A skunk works does a totally different job. It's a group of people looking for a better hill to climb. — Peter H. Diamandis

Every man must skin his own skunk, — F. Edward Hulme

Time is running out to deal with climate change. — Steven Guilbeault

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. — Abraham Lincoln

Full moons, skunk weed all up in the room;
You got the munchies, baby? Ice cold milk and Lorna Doones. — Ghostface Killah

that weird sour body odor only monsters have, like a skunk that's been living off Mexican food. Grover — Rick Riordan

A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'. — Robert A. Heinlein

One thing about a skunk - once you recognize the markings, you know things are gonna stink. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Shortest straw pulls the skunk's tail. — Samuel Hopkins Adams

When the picture your girlfriend conjures up in your head is of a cartoon skunk, reconsider the relationship. — Jackson Galaxy

I will not get into a pissing contest with that skunk [Joseph McCarthy]. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

Like a skunk that's been living off Mexican food. — Rick Riordan

A skunk by any other name still stinks. — W. A. Criswell

You're making me feel like a skunk at the garden party. — Ken Starr

I think that Van Gogh is really the ultimate crazy artist that we all think of. — Ellen Forney

A skunk is walking by. Skunks don't hurry or hide. The dogs and cats pretend not to notice them. It is best not to. — Alice Provensen

Martha Stewart has two houses in East Hampton. She has an old fashioned Victorian house and a very new modern house. — Steven Gaines

If I stay in Washington for more than 72 hours, I have to bathe myself in the same stuff I use when my dog gets into a fight with a skunk. — Brian Schweitzer

So a skunk humped my leg earlier. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

The blessing of the LORD, it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow with it. — Anonymous

Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it. — Lloyd Doggett

I don't often go to a place just to check out all the cultural sites of a city. — Joe Sacco

She's as drunk as a skunk! — M.L. Gardner