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Well, I'm sorry to have to tell you, sir, that your polar ice caps are below regulation size for a planet of this category, sir. — Terry Pratchett

Those who are going to be in business tomorrow are those who understand that the future, as always, belongs to the brave. — William Bernbach

Travis Maddox was the kind of gorgeous every girl dreamed about, and he was my reality — Jamie McGuire

To be human is to have a collection of memories that tells you who you are and how you got there. — Rosecrans Baldwin

Seal In Soul
My Soul Is One. U Can See.
Petra Cecilia Maria Hermans
Religion of Blue Circle
August 21, 2016 — Petra Hermans

What did they feed the lions and tigers with in the ark, sir? — Terry Pratchett

You'll see! We're going to the palace. Fetch Angua. We might need her. And bring the search warrant.
You mean the sledgehammer, sir?
Yes. — Terry Pratchett

If love disappear forever, a veil of sadness, falls over the valley of dried tears. — Kristian Goldmund Aumann

When house and land are gone and spent, then learning is most excellent. — Samuel Foote

It's All Officers, sir.
They broke into a run. You always did for an All Officers. The people in trouble might well be you. — Terry Pratchett

That's the fashion. Fast as the speed of light, they say. Ha! It's got no soul, sir, no heart. — Terry Pratchett

I remind myself of Einstein's remark that common sense is nothing but a collection of misconceptions acquired by age 18 ... — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

The child builds his inmost self out of the deeply held impressions he receives. — Maria Montessori

Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?"
"Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir. — Terry Pratchett

And if people come up and say they like the movies you're in, it's a great compliment. — Jason Statham

I'm not cruel, sir, I won't shoot you in the guts, but I will make you realize how much you took your toes for granted. — Terry Pratchett

We can't just drop everything, sir!"
"Mister Lipwig. Is there something in the word 'tyrant' you do not understand? — Terry Pratchett

Yes, sir, thank you, sir, and I wouldn't trust me one little inch, sir. I knows a bad one when I sees them. I have a mirror. — Terry Pratchett

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. — Terry Pratchett

Er ... er ... Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk, sir? — Terry Pratchett

You can't be spontaneous within reason. — Brittany DeLaBarrera

Dwarfs are very argumentative, sir. Of course, many wouldn't agree. — Terry Pratchett

What are your duties?" said Vimes. "To Serve The Public Trust, Protect The Innocent, And Seriously Prod Buttock, Sir," said Dorfl. — Terry Pratchett

I don't have much time, sir, but fortunately I have a lot of gin. — Terry Pratchett

Oh, yes, sir. And the Soul Cake Duck. And the Sandman. And Death. — Terry Pratchett

Do you think that's a good idea, sir?'
'Yes, sergeant, I do. It was one of mine. — Terry Pratchett

You ain't the boss of me, sir, you surely ain't. The only thing you could do right now is kill me, and you still wouldn't be the boss of me.' There — Terry Pratchett

Excuse me, sir, but are you Death?" C — Terry Pratchett

I would not like it thought that I do not buy my own paperclips, sir. I enjoy owning my own paperclips. It means they are mine. — Terry Pratchett

You beat a dozen armed men single-handed?" "Oh aye, sir," said Wee Mad Arthur slyly, "but it was nae fair, I had them outnumbered. — Terry Pratchett

Look, sir, I know Angua. She's not the useless type. She doesn't stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that. — Terry Pratchett