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Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning!

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!" — Mitch Hedberg

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Gloria Estefan: I gotta tell you, my nature is not

I gotta tell you, my nature is not to be the center of attention. — Gloria Estefan

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Blake Crouch: If you strip away all the trappings of

If you strip away all the trappings of personality and lifestyle, what are the core components that make me me? — Blake Crouch

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Curnonsky: Make [food] simple and let things taste of

Make [food] simple and let things taste of what they are. — Curnonsky

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Tracey Alvarez: One simple kiss? Something must've shorted in her

One simple kiss? Something must've shorted in her brain, because this kiss tap-danced all over simple. — Tracey Alvarez

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By John Slattery: I think I gravitate towards people who express

I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way. — John Slattery

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Daphne Guinness: In fashion, there are so many gangs, if

In fashion, there are so many gangs, if you identify too much with one, you get caught - I would lose my freedom. — Daphne Guinness

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Jenny Downham: Funny how when life was that simple, you

Funny how when life was that simple, you never really realized how lucky you were. — Jenny Downham

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Khaled Hosseini: A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple,

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. — Khaled Hosseini

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Chic Murray: My father was a simple man; my mother

My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton. — Chic Murray

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By David Frost: The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple:

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere." — David Frost

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Raneem Kayyali: This funny thing we call love, how simple

This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream. — Raneem Kayyali

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Rick Steves: Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes

Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind. — Rick Steves

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Melissa Landers: Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? — Melissa Landers

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Rick Yancey: For a being more advanced than I am,

For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question — Rick Yancey

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Geri Halliwell: Competition is for dogs and horses.

Competition is for dogs and horses. — Geri Halliwell

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Grace Hightower: Before I started Coffee of Grace, I assumed

Before I started Coffee of Grace, I assumed all coffee came from Latin America or Indonesia. I wasn't familiar with African coffee. — Grace Hightower

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Robert Pattinson: Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all,

Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this. — Robert Pattinson

Simple Yet Funny Quotes By Alison Wong: Love is simple, if you allow it to

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong