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But I needed this, Whit. I needed to pay him back. For stealing my life. For stealing our life together. - Celia
— James Patterson
Once a minute passes it can never be reclaimed.
— Billy Graham
Marriage is no real excuse for not loving.
— Helen Oyeyemi
I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!"
— Mitch Hedberg
Actually, I was beginning to think that even I should be able to solve .153847 mysteries. It was the 38 part, I suspected, that would be the problem.
— Lauren Baratz-Logsted
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As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.
— Jack Paar
One simple kiss? Something must've shorted in her brain, because this kiss tap-danced all over simple.
— Tracey Alvarez
A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you.
— Khaled Hosseini
Just getting to first base seems to be a problem for you two, Cam couldn't resist saying.
— Lauren Kate
I was in Bangalore, India, the Silicon Valley of India, when I realized that the world was flat.
— Thomas Friedman
My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.
— Chic Murray
Looking for the good in everything is equally as misguided as looking for the bad in everything.
— Joseph Curiale
Death is the word that kills all the words. (La mort est un mot - Qui tue tous les mots)
— Charles De Leusse
I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way.
— John Slattery
Report in The Economist as much as 97 per cent of the world's plant and animal species may still await discovery. Of
— Bill Bryson
Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process?
— Melissa Landers
For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question
— Rick Yancey
Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this.
— Robert Pattinson
