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But I needed this, Whit. I needed to pay him back. For stealing my life. For stealing our life together. - Celia — James Patterson

Once a minute passes it can never be reclaimed. — Billy Graham

Marriage is no real excuse for not loving. — Helen Oyeyemi

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!" — Mitch Hedberg

Actually, I was beginning to think that even I should be able to solve .153847 mysteries. It was the 38 part, I suspected, that would be the problem. — Lauren Baratz-Logsted

Make [food] simple and let things taste of what they are. — Curnonsky

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle. — Jack Paar

One simple kiss? Something must've shorted in her brain, because this kiss tap-danced all over simple. — Tracey Alvarez

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere." — David Frost

Funny how when life was that simple, you never really realized how lucky you were. — Jenny Downham

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. — Khaled Hosseini

Just getting to first base seems to be a problem for you two, Cam couldn't resist saying. — Lauren Kate

I was in Bangalore, India, the Silicon Valley of India, when I realized that the world was flat. — Thomas Friedman

My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton. — Chic Murray

Looking for the good in everything is equally as misguided as looking for the bad in everything. — Joseph Curiale

Death is the word that kills all the words. (La mort est un mot - Qui tue tous les mots) — Charles De Leusse

I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way. — John Slattery

Report in The Economist as much as 97 per cent of the world's plant and animal species may still await discovery. Of — Bill Bryson

Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind. — Rick Steves

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? — Melissa Landers

For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question — Rick Yancey

In the void of the mind, what are your dreams? — Pupola

Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this. — Robert Pattinson

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream. — Raneem Kayyali