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How would the US be different today if people coming off the boat were greeted with a welfare check instead of a shovel? — James Buchanan

God is not remote from us. He is at the point of my pen, my (pick) shovel, my paint brush, my (sewing) needle - and my heart and thoughts. — Pierre Teilhard De Chardin

Does Chester get to put a corsage on his shovel? — Anonymous

I'll be your shovel. — Katelin LaMontagne

Some of us need to put down the megaphone and just grab a shovel. Little less talk and a lot more action. — Brad Lomenick

In too deep to see the diamond, down too dark to see the gold. Now he won't let go of the shovel, and he cannot dig out of the hole. — Randy Travis

There's nothing like a shovel full of dirt to encourage literacy. — Margaret Atwood

If you think the summer sun is too hot, just remember, at least you don't have to shovel it. — Bob Dylan

Should I get you a shovel, so you can dig that hole deeper? — Rick Riordan

Douche. You are a fucking douche shovel. — Kandi Steiner

An architect doesn't go off with a shovel and dig his foundation and lay every brick. He's still an artist. — Sol LeWitt

Let soldiers on manoeuvres plant trees. Give police and criminals a shovel and a thousand seedlings. — John Wright

Everybody has their shit to shovel, — Sarina Bowen

Baby, your nothing but too much trouble. Gotta bury this love and bury the shovel. — Clay Walker

He sunk the shovel into the cold earth with a satisfying thud. — V.E Schwab

Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, someone will hand you a shovel. — Jill Shalvis

He could hardly lift his spoon during breakfast, and then he was out on the lake, his spoon soon replaced by a shovel. — Louis Sachar

If you do not take it up with you in some way, I shall be under the necessity of breaking your head with this shovel — Edgar Allan Poe

Intellectual food is like any other; it is pleasanter and more beneficial to take it with a spoon than a shovel. — Mark Twain

No matter who you are, you will be put abed at last with a shovel. — Austin O'Malley

I once said, 'We will bury you,' and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you. — Nikita Khrushchev

Do you shovel to survive, or survive to shovel? — Kobo Abe

Now, go shovel some shit. — Sara Gruen

Never doubt or question the power of love or one woman with a shovel. — Carrie Newcomer

Also, I need some duct tape, a shovel, and Brandon's phone number... — Shane Miller

be good to yourself
you're the only you
you'll ever get — R H Sin

I think Michigan keeps you sane and on an even keel through the ups and downs. In Michigan, I do fireworks, shovel snow and live life. — Jeff Daniels

People eat the shit you shovel them. — Paul Beatty

Her dad's voice boomed from inside the house. "I've got a Glock, a shovel, and five acres of woods, Johnson! — Melissa Landers

The only man who makes money following the races is one who does it with a broom and shovel. — Elbert Hubbard

Mother, are you there? I love you. I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel. — Eminem

Stick a shovel in the ground almost anywhere and some horrible thing or other will come to light. — Margaret Atwood

You don't go to Gettysburg with a shovel, you don't take belt buckles off the Arizona. — Robert Ballard

Some of us are like a shovel brigade that follow a parade down Main Street cleaning up. — Donald T. Regan

My final word: don't follow your dreams ... chase them. With a stick, or a shovel, or whatever you have handy. Get that [bleep]ing dream! — Maureen Johnson

She could undoubtedly get the boy to dig his own grave. With enough encouragement and a little cleavage, he wouldn't even need a shovel. — Nicole Castle

When we ask God to move a mountain, God may give us a shovel. — Shane Claiborne

Juan nonchalantly drove the shovel through the head of the zombified maid, and the drama was over. — Rhiannon Frater

She's my best friend. I'm pretty sure if I committed murder, she'd grab a shovel instead of judging me. — Vi Keeland

Confucius say if man want to grow one row of corn, first must shovel one ton of shit. — Stephen King

The shovel is brother to the gun. — Carl Sandburg

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time. — Janet Street-Porter

students, eh, you can love them or hate them, but you're not allowed to hit them with a shovel — Terry Pratchett

A shovel is the greatest motivational teacher I know. — Jason E. Hodges

You want to bang something too, sonny, you can borrow my shovel! — Abigail Roux

Hey, so I told my hoe yesterday that ...
Aww, he talks to his shovel. How cute. — Zechariah Barrett

Inconvenience yourself: ditch the remote, the garage door opener, the leaf-blower; buy a bike, broom, rake, and snow shovel. — Dan Buettner

The first thing you ought to do when you find yourself in a hole is quit digging ... Instead they are looking for a bigger shovel. — William J. Clinton

There's a lot of intelligence in the hands.When you pick up a shovel, the hands know what to do. The same thing's true of sitting at the piano. — Tom Waits

Such a shovel, it seemed a waste not to use it. — Daniel Kraus

All my life, she gave to me a shovel and said, Fill these holes inside of me, Pari. — Khaled Hosseini

At the end of the day, the only things that are shovel ready around here are the words coming out of Barack Obama and Joe Biden's mouth. — Reince Priebus

My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration. — Gary Johnson

If someone says "You're not doing that right," hand him the shovel, sit and watch. That's the right way to garden. — Janet Macunovich

The shovel is the brother to the gun. — Carl Sandburg

In short, if you are using a shovel to dig yourself into a hole, a credit card company will be happy to give you a backhoe. — Jason G. Miller

Don't ever use a shovel to swat a fly. — Dan Groat

A snowdrift is a beautiful thing-if it doesn't lie across the path you have to shovel or block the road that leads to your destination. — Hal Borland

The reward for toil had been more toil. If you dug the best ditches, they gave you a bigger shovel. — Terry Pratchett

We don't have a monopoly. Anyone who wants to dig a well without a Hughes bit can always use a pick and shovel. — Howard Hughes

Sure the shovel and tongs To each other belongs. — Samuel Lover

I work mornings only. I go out to lunch. Afternoons I play with the baby, walk with my husband, or shovel mail. — Annie Dillard

something got dug up, and whoever's responsible put the shovel in our hands and walked away laughing. — Samuel Sattin

If you have a lot of what people want and can't get, then you can supply the demand and shovel in the dough. — Lucky Luciano

Running from the presence of God has the futility of "trying to shovel smoke with a rake". — Paul David Tripp

I shovel [money] out, and God shovels it back ... but God has a bigger shovel! — R. G. LeTourneau

Every time I think my family has plumbed the depths of stupidity, somebody goes and finds a goddamn shovel." - Jane Harrington-Price — Seanan McGuire

If you want to survive, you must know where your shovel is. — Robin Gregory

I guess all I can do is ignore her. If that fails, I have rat poison and a shovel. — Suzanne Wright

Some men and women move mountains, even if it's one shovel full at a time. — K.R. Royal

THUD.
Thud.
Thud.
The shovel hit wood, and stuck. — V.E Schwab

I shovel out the money, and God shovels it back - but God has a bigger shovel. - R. G. LeTourneau — Randy Alcorn

Have you heard the saying 'The reward you get for digging holes is a bigger shovel'? — Terry Pratchett

During the gold rush its a good time to be in the pick and shovel business — Mark Twain

You may pray to God to remove the hills on your way and fill every pothole on your path; but don't be surprised if God gives you a shovel to do so! — Israelmore Ayivor

Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel! — Terry Pratchett

Remember, friends help you move. Good friends help you move a body. Best friends bring their own shovel ... — I.D. Locke

I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right?
-Sookie Stackhouse — Charlaine Harris

Hand me a shovel, he thought. I'm getting tired of digging this hole for myself with my bare hands. -Ben — Nora Roberts

You don't plow under the corn because the seed was planted with a neighbor's shovel. — Ken Kesey

I'm not against thinking; I'm only against thinking that thinking on its own will get you out of a hole. Shovel also needed. — Scott Westerfeld

In New York in 1915 I bought at a hardware store a snow shovel on which I wrote in advance of the broken arm . — Marcel Duchamp

Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you're not allowed to hit 'em with a shovel. — Terry Pratchett