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Oftentimes I think it is far better to listen for an answer, rather than talk out of an effort to create one. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

Crying is almost totally avoidable if you follow two simple rules:
1. Don't care too much.
2. Shut up. — John Green

Inhale when I inhale. Exhale when I exhale. Breathe with me,for two beating hearts breathing one breath together become one. — Christina Westover

Life's unfairness is not irrevocable; we can help balance the scales for others, if not always for ourselves. — Hubert H. Humphrey

Witchcraft tied up loose ends, accounting for the arbitrary, the eerie, and the unneighborly. — Stacy Schiff

We are a tool-making species, but we are not ourselves tools. We have our own ends - in fact, we are ends. — Damon Young

Music seems to hold everything together. It seems to make things not so chaotic sometimes. It seems to make things make more sense sometimes. — Tyler Joseph

Republicans who criticize the use of two languages, I think, make a great mistake. — Rand Paul

When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone. — John Requa

Life does not need to be perfect for us to enjoy a wonderful day - Page 105 — Haresh Buxani

How can kindliness rule that manWho eateth other flesh to increase his own? — Thiruvalluvar

There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that's the media. — Rush Limbaugh

I feel good.Eased.Better than I've felt in a long time.It's kind of like foregoing the sex and just heading straight for the orgasm. — Samantha Towle

I've never been no superficial cat. — Bernie Mac

To change yourself, part of the solution might involve spending more time with the people who represent the change you seek. For — Scott Adams