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Shoes Funny Quotes & Sayings
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My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
— Rodney Dangerfield
I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them.
— Michael Crichton
I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?
— Janet Evanovich
Act your age, not your shoe size.
— Prince
Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).
— John D. Rhodes
What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.
— Kevin Dalton
Your feelings come from where you find your hope. Where is your happiness and your significance?
— Timothy Keller
I'm going to use all my tools, my God-given ability, and make the best life I can with it.
— LeBron James
There is a solution to every situation.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
— Steve Martin
My shoes are size 2 and a 1/2, the same size as my feet
— Elaine Paige