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Are you looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis — Thomas Harris

Someday I'll be a real adult and this shit you do won't matter to me anymore — T.L. Christopher-Waid

He'll eat you alive, shit you out and then piss on his dump. — John Green

People want to feel good, be entertained, eat salty shit, and cum twice a week, and provided they do they'll stay quiet. — Rick Remender

About to quit." "Why?" He laughed. "Everybody quits - you'll quit. Nobody worth a shit can work here. — Hunter S. Thompson

In a cab back in Jersey, I finally answered one of thirty-three of Kyle's text messages (he called forty-seven times, I shit you not. Who does that!) — L.D. Davis

I thought you guys were doing some kind of secret role-playing shit. — M.D. Saperstein

What Patriot wrote that shit? — Allen Ginsberg

You said I have magical powers, so what's the big deal? I'll voodoo some shit up, bring out my spidey-senses, and bam." ~ Nexi — Stacey Kennedy

There's no perfect place, you know. You always end up trading one kind of shit for another. Me, I'll stick with the shit I know. — Marko Kloos

I certainly hope you aren't perfect. Else I'll have to make shit up to punish you. — Joey W. Hill

I am so sick of you pulling this Batman shit on me! — Courtney Allison Moulton

Don't kick the shit, it'll go all over the place! — Fredrik Backman

Just because you have to eat shit doesn't mean you have to become shit. — Paige Dearth

You know, once you start calculating you shit yourself up before you know it. — Pedro G. Ferreira

I GOT BOURBON-FACED ON SHIT STREET! — Kresley Cole

It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you'll sweat like a fat whore at confession. — Robyn Peterman

I believe the best way to honor the past and future of women's rights is by getting shit done. — Sophia Amoruso

Dying is one of the few experiences we'll eventually all enjoy firsthand, and like most shit that's commonplace, it's boring to dwell on. — Brian K. Vaughan

Bren can handle it," she said finally. "And if he can't, he'll let you know. He won't let his ego choke the shit out of him. — Kit Rocha

If I die because of you, I'll beat the shit out of you in hell." She — Sarah J. Maas

The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out. — J.A. Huss

Whether it was about sleeping next to a pile of cow shit or under a bridge overpass next to a homeless drunk-I would sleep anywhere with her. — J.A. Redmerski

Why would I want to take baby steps? Babies are shit at walking - think about it. To move forward I'll be taking jazzy little lizard steps. — Ruby Elliot

If the whole things goes to shit, just remember to throw yourself down the damn waterfall."
"I'll cover your back, the sharp and bloody way. — Scott Lynch

This shit is for amateurs. The whole world's a fucking drag show. Look at them, they are all in costume. — David Greenspan

I'll tell you what's wrong with dumb-shit patriotism
it's delusional! It signifies nothing but the American need to win — John Irving

Anyone who says they know what I'll do next is full of shit 'cause even I don't know what I'll do next. — James Patterson

I could mentally lift the vision wholesale and stick it into the already overflowing "crazy shit I'll deal with later" box in my brain. — Kelley Armstrong

If you follow the herd, you'll end up stepping in shit. — Wayne W. Dyer

There'll be a sky full of babies and their shit, suspended overhead. You do not want to get caught in that rain when it falls. — Stephen Baxter

I promise not to hurt you, unless you try to take my shit. Then I'll twist your head off and hide it in a bush somewhere. — Cedric Nye

If a guy loves you, he'll buy you fucking Jamaica and walk away. He won't hold that shit over you — Dannika Dark

Gonna eat you while you talk to him so you'll remember who owns you and make that shit quick so we can get on with our night. — Kristen Ashley

I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo) — M. Robinson

I've been stuck up shit creek without a means of propulsion too, you'll need to dig deep and be willing to get your hands dirty. — Keith Marshall

When it's family, Nick, there's a limit to the shit I'll eat. But there is no limit to the love I'll give. — Kristen Ashley

We'll wake up every day and we'll tell ourselves, Live for today, you retarded little shit. The end is near. — Joey Comeau

Stop making excuses for people treating you like shit. Demand respect and you'll get it. — S. Usher Evans

In my life, I've learned when to let shit go and when to fight. This, babe, what we got, I'll fight for. — Kristen Ashley

Bitch, I'm here to tell you that it's going to be all right. We'll get through this shit, motherfucker, just you wait. — David Sedaris

I hold him as close as I dare. Even if my entire life goes to shit before breakfast tomorrow, I'll always have this night. — Sarina Bowen

I agree she could finance us, but the only thing I have left is my pride, and I'll eat shit before anyone rips that from me. — Katie McGarry

If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary, somewhere between 'shit' and 'syphilis'. — Etienne

Things change, Red," Amos said, "you let us know. Because I'll still be happy to kill the shit out of her. — James S.A. Corey

Rumors or no, Thomas, if the men strike, we'll see fecal gravity at work like never before. Ain't a man in this room who won't be covered in shit. — Dennis Lehane

That's even worse. They'll steal it. Then they'll say they didn't steal it, they confiscated it. I know you Feds, you're always confiscating shit. — Neal Stephenson

You remember me, and I'll remember you, and that way we won't be forgotten." "That's shit logic, Vic." "It's perfect. — V.E Schwab

Then to Misty's Spice Boutique for food so bland and inambitious I doubt it'll ever aspire to become shit. It'll probably just sit in my colon yawning — M. Suddain

But one thing you do still gotta learn is, when it's family, Nick, there's a limit to the shit I'll eat. But there is no limit to the love I'll — Kristen Ashley

When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better. — Anthony Paull

It's all about attitude. You act like you're the shit and guys are so dumb they'll totally believe it. — Jenny Han

Shit. Next I'll hold her hand and start talking about butterflies and rainbows. Fuck me. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I don't believe in astronomy. Or is it astrology? I always get those two confused. But I'll tell you, that Copernicus was full of shit. — Jarod Kintz

Lord help us all. They'll dub this one the shit war, Betsy said. — Carolyn Brown

You should be beaten for that. (Valerius)
Try beating me, you sorry piece of shit, and I'll force-feed you that black heart of yours. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Just because you came from shit doesn't mean you're shit. You're so much better than what you've known and I bet you'll be a fucking awesome mom — Bijou Hunter

It doesn't mean shit to a tree. — Marty Balin

You greasy shit stain on a diseased elk's warty asshole. — Ian Tregillis

Whatever people say about porn, you should stop thinking about that's shit like nightmares...! — Deyth Banger

Against Self-Pity
It gets you nowhere but deeper into
your own shit
pure misery a luxury
one never learns to enjoy. — Rita Dove

In a spectaculist fabrication, the cardinal rule is Shit Blows Up. — Hal Duncan

Love can't exist without fear. If the thought of losing someone doesn't scare the shit out of you, then it's not love. — Penelope Ward

Holy shit, Ty-Ty, you were not wrong. He ... is ... hawt. — Kristen Ashley

I am the O'Malley and I will not take your shit. — Caris O'Malley

When they write the sequel to the Bible, that shit is definitely gonna be in there. — David Wong

Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love did tell Jacorey, that was going to be some funny shit. Rain — A'Zayler

Holy shit." Daisy breathes it out as they headed back to where Jonah was now standing with Levi. "If you made semen, I'd totally have your babies. — Lauren Dane

Fuck no, Trav, you're not pulling this shit! You're in love with Ab ... ," his eyes focused and he recognized his mistake, " ... by. Hey, Abby. — Jamie McGuire

If you hate it... you close it!
If you can't do it... you don't do it...!
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Don't try from shit to make gold! — Deyth Banger

Life is a shit sandwich and every day you take another bite. — Joe Schmidt

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. — Chuck Palahniuk

Encore!" Mark yells out. "With less clothes. Except you Sam, keep your shit on. — Kristen Proby

The future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along. The — Chuck Klosterman

Lisey didn't care if Darla ate, busted a joint, or took a shit in the begonias. She just wanted to get off the phone. — Stephen King

It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot. — George Carlin

People eat the shit you shovel them. — Paul Beatty

Garbage, you know, is very revealing.It beats the shit out of tarot cards. — Armistead Maupin

Go home, Butch. I'm not going to do anything stupid." [Vishous to Butch]
"Stupider, you mean."
"Semantics are for shit. — J.R. Ward

Did that happen?" asked Shadow. "Did what happen, shit-for-brains?" asked Mr. Nancy. "The hall. The fire. Tiger balls. Riding the Carousel. — Neil Gaiman

There'll always be a market for shit, of course. Just look at Jeffrey Archer! He writes like old people fuck doesn't he? — Stephen King

Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you. — Johnny Moscato

I'll loosen the ropes a bit if you'll be still," Roland told her. "Suck shit out my ass, mahfah!" "I don't understand if that means yes or no. — Stephen King

Whoa, who was that?"
"Madison Stone," Kiara mutters.
"Introduce me to her."
"Why?"
Because I know it'll annoy the shit out of you. — Simone Elkeles

I feel hornier than a dog who almost got his balls snipped off. Shit, man. Your face is gorgeous. Have you always been this fine specimen? — Tijan

We'll do the sensual shit another time, — C.D. Reiss

People are shit. The day you stop expecting decency from them is the day you'll free yourself from getting hurt. — L. H. Cosway

May giant circus elephants shit on your lawn. May bug-eyed gargoyles eat your young. — James Ellroy

Leap of faith. Shit, no parachute. - Katherine Yunker — Larry Smith

You almost died, you little shit. — Thea Harrison

Fuck if I know but I know for damn sure I'm not leaving her alone with your father, I'll probably come back to find my kids on Ebay or some shit. — Jordan Silver

Oh shit, another guy who doesn't talk. Is this what makes women lesbians? The desire to have a good conversation? — Caroline Hanson

There's only so many times a person can call you a pea-brain before you just snap and slap the shit out of them. — Angela Roquet

Shit happens and its awful but its okay. We deal with it because we havet to. — Megan McCafferty

I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker. — George Carlin

The most annoying thing about it is that once a person gives a shit about one thing, he finds he has to start giving a shit about everything. — Gabrielle Zevin

Sometimes shit happens and life can be a bastard. I'm scared of that crap. I don't know if I can fight or survive life's shit again. — Becca Lee

When gender non-conforming people cross paths with sexually confused and repressed people, shit hits the fan. — Merlyn Gabriel Miller

Who the shit is Otis? — Caris O'Malley

That's one problem I've always had: when I'm anywhere near shit creek, I have to know how far up that creek actually goes." --Hester Day — Mercedes Helnwein