Shit'll Quotes
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Shit'll Quotes & Sayings
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Are you looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis
— Thomas Harris
Someday I'll be a real adult and this shit you do won't matter to me anymore
— T.L. Christopher-Waid
People want to feel good, be entertained, eat salty shit, and cum twice a week, and provided they do they'll stay quiet.
— Rick Remender
About to quit." "Why?" He laughed. "Everybody quits - you'll quit. Nobody worth a shit can work here.
— Hunter S. Thompson
I thought you guys were doing some kind of secret role-playing shit.
— M.D. Saperstein
What Patriot wrote that shit?
— Allen Ginsberg
You said I have magical powers, so what's the big deal? I'll voodoo some shit up, bring out my spidey-senses, and bam." ~ Nexi
— Stacey Kennedy
I am so sick of you pulling this Batman shit on me!
— Courtney Allison Moulton
Don't kick the shit, it'll go all over the place!
— Fredrik Backman
You know, once you start calculating you shit yourself up before you know it.
— Pedro G. Ferreira
I GOT BOURBON-FACED ON SHIT STREET!
— Kresley Cole
It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you'll sweat like a fat whore at confession.
— Robyn Peterman
I believe the best way to honor the past and future of women's rights is by getting shit done.
— Sophia Amoruso
Dying is one of the few experiences we'll eventually all enjoy firsthand, and like most shit that's commonplace, it's boring to dwell on.
— Brian K. Vaughan
The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out.
— J.A. Huss
Whether it was about sleeping next to a pile of cow shit or under a bridge overpass next to a homeless drunk-I would sleep anywhere with her.
— J.A. Redmerski
This shit is for amateurs. The whole world's a fucking drag show. Look at them, they are all in costume.
— David Greenspan
I'll tell you what's wrong with dumb-shit patriotismit's delusional! It signifies nothing but the American need to win — John Irving
Anyone who says they know what I'll do next is full of shit 'cause even I don't know what I'll do next.
— James Patterson
I could mentally lift the vision wholesale and stick it into the already overflowing "crazy shit I'll deal with later" box in my brain.
— Kelley Armstrong
If you follow the herd, you'll end up stepping in shit.
— Wayne W. Dyer
There'll be a sky full of babies and their shit, suspended overhead. You do not want to get caught in that rain when it falls.
— Stephen Baxter
If a guy loves you, he'll buy you fucking Jamaica and walk away. He won't hold that shit over you
— Dannika Dark
Gonna eat you while you talk to him so you'll remember who owns you and make that shit quick so we can get on with our night.
— Kristen Ashley
I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo)
— M. Robinson
I've been stuck up shit creek without a means of propulsion too, you'll need to dig deep and be willing to get your hands dirty.
— Keith Marshall
When it's family, Nick, there's a limit to the shit I'll eat. But there is no limit to the love I'll give.
— Kristen Ashley
We'll wake up every day and we'll tell ourselves, Live for today, you retarded little shit. The end is near.
— Joey Comeau
Stop making excuses for people treating you like shit. Demand respect and you'll get it.
— S. Usher Evans
In my life, I've learned when to let shit go and when to fight. This, babe, what we got, I'll fight for.
— Kristen Ashley
Bitch, I'm here to tell you that it's going to be all right. We'll get through this shit, motherfucker, just you wait.
— David Sedaris
I hold him as close as I dare. Even if my entire life goes to shit before breakfast tomorrow, I'll always have this night.
— Sarina Bowen
I agree she could finance us, but the only thing I have left is my pride, and I'll eat shit before anyone rips that from me.
— Katie McGarry
Things change, Red," Amos said, "you let us know. Because I'll still be happy to kill the shit out of her.
— James S.A. Corey
That's even worse. They'll steal it. Then they'll say they didn't steal it, they confiscated it. I know you Feds, you're always confiscating shit.
— Neal Stephenson
You remember me, and I'll remember you, and that way we won't be forgotten." "That's shit logic, Vic." "It's perfect.
— V.E Schwab
But one thing you do still gotta learn is, when it's family, Nick, there's a limit to the shit I'll eat. But there is no limit to the love I'll
— Kristen Ashley
When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better.
— Anthony Paull
It's all about attitude. You act like you're the shit and guys are so dumb they'll totally believe it.
— Jenny Han
Shit. Next I'll hold her hand and start talking about butterflies and rainbows. Fuck me.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Lord help us all. They'll dub this one the shit war, Betsy said.
— Carolyn Brown
You should be beaten for that. (Valerius)Try beating me, you sorry piece of shit, and I'll force-feed you that black heart of yours. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It doesn't mean shit to a tree.
— Marty Balin
You greasy shit stain on a diseased elk's warty asshole.
— Ian Tregillis
Whatever people say about porn, you should stop thinking about that's shit like nightmares...!
— Deyth Banger
Love can't exist without fear. If the thought of losing someone doesn't scare the shit out of you, then it's not love.
— Penelope Ward
Holy shit, Ty-Ty, you were not wrong. He ... is ... hawt.
— Kristen Ashley
I am the O'Malley and I will not take your shit.
— Caris O'Malley
Fuck no, Trav, you're not pulling this shit! You're in love with Ab ... ," his eyes focused and he recognized his mistake, " ... by. Hey, Abby.
— Jamie McGuire
If you hate it... you close it!If you can't do it... you don't do it...!
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Don't try from shit to make gold! — Deyth Banger
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along. The
— Chuck Klosterman
Lisey didn't care if Darla ate, busted a joint, or took a shit in the begonias. She just wanted to get off the phone.
— Stephen King
People eat the shit you shovel them.
— Paul Beatty
Garbage, you know, is very revealing.It beats the shit out of tarot cards.
— Armistead Maupin
There'll always be a market for shit, of course. Just look at Jeffrey Archer! He writes like old people fuck doesn't he?
— Stephen King
Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.
— Johnny Moscato
Whoa, who was that?""Madison Stone," Kiara mutters.
"Introduce me to her."
"Why?"
Because I know it'll annoy the shit out of you. — Simone Elkeles
We'll do the sensual shit another time,
— C.D. Reiss
People are shit. The day you stop expecting decency from them is the day you'll free yourself from getting hurt.
— L. H. Cosway
Leap of faith. Shit, no parachute. - Katherine Yunker
— Larry Smith
You almost died, you little shit.
— Thea Harrison
Oh shit, another guy who doesn't talk. Is this what makes women lesbians? The desire to have a good conversation?
— Caroline Hanson
There's only so many times a person can call you a pea-brain before you just snap and slap the shit out of them.
— Angela Roquet
I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker.
— George Carlin
The most annoying thing about it is that once a person gives a shit about one thing, he finds he has to start giving a shit about everything.
— Gabrielle Zevin
When gender non-conforming people cross paths with sexually confused and repressed people, shit hits the fan.
— Merlyn Gabriel Miller
Who the shit is Otis?
— Caris O'Malley
