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Funny how internal scars never healed. They were the souvenirs of the past. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

That didn't sound like them slinging beads at us. Think if I whip my shirt off, they'll go blind and leave? Nick — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off. Jo — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Mardi Gras, baby. Mardi Gras. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Ever heard of a demon getting sick?" Zavid
'Of humans? All the time. It's what we live for" Livia — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The man may not be dead, but he was certainly stiff. And this had nothing to do with rigor mortis. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Nick rubbed his hand across his face as he tried to make sense of her prattle. But that was the thing about Simi. She seldom made sense. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Remember. Make him cry uncle.
Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Babe, I don't know you and my no zone has a very short guest list. Consider my belt the velvet rope no one crosses without an express invitation. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Thorn. Good demon overlord. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Life before toilet paper was not worth living. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

How do they balance on these spindly things? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole Styxx — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Dear Gods Nick what have you done while I was gone? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Tell Savitar I said hi. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head slam you through the wall. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Guess we're going north," Dev said slowly.
"Everyone, follow Lassie.Timmy's in the well. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

It's not fair! (Ryssa)
Because life was ever about fairness.
Oh, to be as naive as his sister. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You are the Energizer Bunny for badasses. -Ash — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him?

~ Susan — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor — Sherrilyn Kenyon