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Pride is like a beard. It is just keeps growing; the solution?- Shave it every day. — George Ong

It's crazy because I have a scar on my right eyebrow, but people who don't know me very well think that I just intentionally shave that part of it. — Charlie Puth

It's not a date. I bought my own drink and I didn't shave my legs. — Kristin Hannah

I always saw myself as really ugly. My father even told me I was ugly because I would shave my head and look like a boy. — Asia Argento

I'll be back to shave your head while you're sleeping." Kenji looks genuinely terrified for the first time. "You wouldn't. — Tahereh Mafi

in each shave lies a philosophy. — Haruki Murakami

My life sucks. So I shave my head. — Cecil Castellucci

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why
is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says
people need to shave twice a day. — Jeff Kinney

Don't shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care. — Jarod Kintz

If you don't change your hairstyle because it's mostly fallen out and you don't shave, you've no cause to go chasing yourself in a mirror. — William Golding

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman. — Garry Shandling

Aw honey. Today's as important as forever." Grandpa Joe in "Shave and a Haircut" Flash Warden and Other Stories — Eileen Granfors

No. I grew a beard because no one was around to teach us boys how to shave." . — Penny Reid

I need to cool off, I tell him, trying to moderate my voice. I'll be back to shave your head while you're sleeping. — Tahereh Mafi

Every woman should shave her head once in her life, to experience what it feels like. — Bai Ling

Trying to change the outer is like seeing your unclean or unshaven face in the mirror and trying to shave or clean the mirror. — Joe Vitale

Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt. — Alton Brown

I'm very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night, I have to shave again. — Christine Teigen

I have to shave you Angel. I love your curly bush but it's getting in my teeth. — Jordan Silver

Wear that cologne, shave your face, shave your head, cut your nails, you know ... take care of yourself. — Ginuwine

Shave that Moses beard and you might have better luck. Women don't want to kiss carpet, you know. — Kody Keplinger

When in times of turmoil and breakup, do not cut or shave your head, because it will never end well. — Christine Lakin

You can't grow a beard if you shave — Bob Blue

It takes practice to shave the skin off the light. — Anne Carson

I shave without using shaving cream. — Jerry Stiller

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow. — Dylan Moran

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off. — Jeff Foxworthy

She stole a glance at Kevin Kimberly...No other man of her acquaintance ever boasted so smooth a shave or as shapely a haircut. — Nancy Paschal

This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls? — Tymber Dalton

I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap. — Alistair Cooke

He was such a man now. I bet he could shave twice a day and still have a five o'clock shadow. — Christina Lauren

Right now he looks like he needs a shower and a shave, not to mention a few well-aimed slaps to wake him out of his stupor. — Victoria Aveyard

If you want to hurt me fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I'm sleeping. But nobody nobody screws with my dog. — Molly Harper

Someone ought to invent a tool, a kind of plane to shave the lies away from stories and deception away from memories. I'm a collector of shavings. — Sasa Stanisic

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. — Chaz Bono

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster. — Zach Galifianakis

Commuter - one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train And then rides back to shave again. — E.B. White

I knock cheerfully on the super's door - shave-and-a-haircut, two-bits! — Kristan Higgins

A man of Seville is shaved by the Barber of Seville if and only if the man does not shave himself. Does the barber shave himself? — Bertrand Russell

I shave my body probably once a week, maybe twice a week on the arms, just to keep it fresh. — Ryan Sheckler

I won't wear fur - never, ever. I'm an animal lover. I wouldn't even wear faux fur. I prefer to go the cheap route and not shave my legs. — Bonnie Hunt

Missy is really a man. She's a cross dresser. She hangs out with Sammartino. They shave each other's back. — Paul Heyman

Getting older means you don't have to shave your legs anymore. — Nora Ephron

Why do those people guess so much and shave so little, and are so disdainful of hearing aids? — Vladimir Nabokov

I shave every day with an ancient manual razor. It was my father's, and I love it. — Brunello Cucinelli

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. — Drew Carey

Shave you mind with occam's razor everyday — Paul Grimsley

I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.' — Eric Bana

How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?
— Steve Aylett

In The Land of Poetry and Fighting, Efficiency rules the throne. I try to live here, so I shave my head because hair is dead and dead is inefficient. — Cameron Conaway

I look thuggish when I shave my head and wear big boots. I walk into a newsagent and people think I'm going to jump the counter. — Robert Smith

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' — Mitch Hedberg

Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. — Samuel Hoffenstein

I was going to shave this morning but mislaid my chin — Benny Bellamacina

When I was 14, I couldn't be bothered to tweeze my eyebrows, so I would shave them in between. One time, my hand slipped, and I had half an eyebrow. — Suki Waterhouse

A good lather is half the shave. — William Hone

I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don't shave that often. — Andrew Luck

Of a thousand shavers, two do not shave so much alike as not to be distinguished. — Samuel Johnson

I shave my head & shape my beard myself — Banky W.

To shave off the beard (or any body hair) is to symbolically annihilate the (essentially specious) boundary separating Self from Other — Neal Stephenson

It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do. — David Cook

There's nothing sexier than having the woman you love shave you, while you enjoy her body. — Sylvain Reynard

I have to shave every day. If I don't, it's sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me - but I'm a crazy person so maybe that's why. — Brittany Snow

Poetry contains love and holds it in high esteem, even though love always humiliates it by using it merely as a soothing after-shave lotion. — Kiki Dimoula

You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave. — Zach Galifianakis

I shave my body in all kinds of ways, wear tons of eyeliner and dye my hair pink. — Beth Ditto

I don't wear ties to work. And I don't shave. — Mark T Bertolini

The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. — Adlai E. Stevenson

I had to delegate authority to the people on my staff. That means you shave away the hierarchy. — Jurgen Klinsmann

Now that I'm 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, "I don't know who you are, stranger, but I'm gonna shave you anyway". — Milton Friedman

I don't shave when I'm not working. — Darren Criss

I want to play a character I've never been before-a crazy serial killer like Charlize Theron in Monster. I'd love to have to shave my head. — Jennifer Lawrence

Shave that jaw, brush that hair, tone down the crazy in the eyes, and he would have to fight women off with that crossbow. — Ilona Andrews

For a fifteen-year-old who doesn't even shave yet, you're sure carrying a lot of baggage around. — Haruki Murakami

You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn't bother me. — Peta Wilson

I secretly want to shave my head. — Zendaya

I'm a T-shirt-and-jeans-with-combat-boots guy. And if I don't have to shave, I don't. — Gabriel Macht

himself, then according to the sign he should be one of those he does not shave. On the other hand, — Mario Livio

I heard of a man who had a razor made of Valyrian steel. He cut his head off trying to shave. — George R R Martin

After all, Betty was ill and she was her sister, and she wouldn't be able to shave her legs for weeks because of the plaster. — Eva Ibbotson

People shave their heads all the time. — Britney Spears

Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice? — Howard Tayler

We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe. — Patton Oswalt

I've always wanted to shave my head for a role because I've wanted to play a character who had a shaved head. I don't know what the fascination is. — Elisha Cuthbert

Love means never having to shave your back. — Devan Sipher

I hate tricky facial hair. If your facial hair is too spotty in places, shave. Just forget about it. — Tom Ford

He who knows how to shave the razor, will know how to erase the eraser. — Henri Michaux

Would I like to play the lead? You bet. Absolutely. But I get to have fun and I don't have to shave when I go to work. — Bob Bergen

Okay, Barrons, it's time."
"I am not helping you shave your legs." he said instantly.
"Oh please. As if I'd let you. — Karen Marie Moning

I read somewhere that how we shave in the morning has its own philosophy, too. Otherwise, we couldn't survive. — Haruki Murakami

I rode toward Rudolfo Maldonado's house, planning to murder him before he got his morning shave. — Nancy E. Turner

In the beginning of my career, I read an article about the reason that men always look five years younger than women is because they shave. — Christie Brinkley

I shave my legs twice a week. It's hard the first time you do it. But I'm very lazy. For a team photo in December I just did the fronts. — David Millar

If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore. — Casey Abrams

I try to shave at night so my skin has a chance to settle by the early morning call-time. — Patrick Wilson

I once said to someone, 'If I could shave my head and wear no makeup and get a part just on my talent, I would be the happiest person in the world.' — Teri Polo

My brother and my dad always used to shave their hair, and I remember thinking, 'Why can't I do the same?' — Alice Dellal

You can't shave a cat with a shoe. — Ray Palla

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. — Dave Barry

The best thing about switching from being an actor to being a director is that you don't have to shave or hold your stomach in anymore. — Dick Powell