Shampoo Quotes: top 46 famous quotes about Shampoo

Shampoo Quotes & Sayings

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Shampoo Quotes By Diego Maradona: Messi scores a goal and celebrates. Cristiano scores

Messi scores a goal and celebrates. Cristiano scores a goal and poses like he's in a shampoo commercial. — Diego Maradona

Shampoo Quotes By Elizabeth Wurtzel: You know you've completely descended into madness when

You know you've completely descended into madness when the matter of shampoo has ascended to philosophical heights. — Elizabeth Wurtzel

Shampoo Quotes By Shailene Woodley: I only shampoo [my hair] once a month.

I only shampoo [my hair] once a month. — Shailene Woodley

Shampoo Quotes By Karl Lagerfeld: No, I have someone who comes to the

No, I have someone who comes to the house and washes it, puts in the dry shampoo, and takes care if it because I have no time. — Karl Lagerfeld

Shampoo Quotes By Khloe Kardashian: I'm like a connoisseur of dry shampoo, so

I'm like a connoisseur of dry shampoo, so I'm really picky. — Khloe Kardashian

Shampoo Quotes By J.K. Rowling: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted

He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo. — J.K. Rowling

Shampoo Quotes By Bill Bryson: I still enjoy traveling a lot. I mean,

I still enjoy traveling a lot. I mean, it amazes me that I still get excited in hotel rooms just to see what kind of shampoo they've left me. — Bill Bryson

Shampoo Quotes By Sarah Tregay: He smells like Speed Stick, shampoo, and all

He smells like Speed Stick, shampoo, and all I've ever wanted. — Sarah Tregay

Shampoo Quotes By Owen Wilson: You can't get too attached to any one

You can't get too attached to any one shampoo. And conditioner, also. — Owen Wilson

Shampoo Quotes By Jessica Szohr: I do a lot of dry shampoo. My

I do a lot of dry shampoo. My hair just works better when it's not as clean! — Jessica Szohr

Shampoo Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's

That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's ... she's too happy. — Ellen DeGeneres

Shampoo Quotes By Wayne Coyne: When I do yoga, it gets all sweaty,

When I do yoga, it gets all sweaty, and the best thing for dried up hair isn't shampoo, it's sweat. — Wayne Coyne

Shampoo Quotes By Sara Jordan: Every day, give yourself a good mental shampoo.

Every day, give yourself a good mental shampoo. — Sara Jordan

Shampoo Quotes By Ella Eyre: I like Aveda shampoo. I've used it since

I like Aveda shampoo. I've used it since I was a swimmer. — Ella Eyre

Shampoo Quotes By Phillip Lim: I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner

I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner by Como Shambhala. When you're in need for a quick mental vacation, it does the trick — Phillip Lim

Shampoo Quotes By Jacquelyn Jablonski: I like Pantene shampoo and conditioner because my

I like Pantene shampoo and conditioner because my hair is so straight, and I find it gives me a little lift. — Jacquelyn Jablonski

Shampoo Quotes By Dave Matthes: I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of

I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. — Dave Matthes

Shampoo Quotes By Catherine Doyle: I guess any halfwit could nail a game

I guess any halfwit could nail a game of 'Spot the Falcone'. Just look for the shampoo-commercial hair or those I-might-murder-you eyes. — Catherine Doyle

Shampoo Quotes By Lee Iacocca: Name me a leader who has a better

Name me a leader who has a better idea for homeland security than making us take off our shoes in airports and throw away our shampoo?
— Lee Iacocca

Shampoo Quotes By Craig Ferguson: They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo

They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns. — Craig Ferguson

Shampoo Quotes By Sarah: The other dry shampoo I was using was

The other dry shampoo I was using was wet feeling but I love Prive's smell and how light and airy my hair feels afterwards! — Sarah

Shampoo Quotes By Chip Heath: The company wants to sell you more shampoo,

The company wants to sell you more shampoo, your friend doesn't, so she gets more trust points. — Chip Heath

Shampoo Quotes By Bethany Mota: I always use dry shampoo, even if my

I always use dry shampoo, even if my hair isn't oily. It gives me so much texture and that bedhead vibe. — Bethany Mota

Shampoo Quotes By Marissa Meyer: They passed a netscreen that showed a commercial

They passed a netscreen that showed a commercial for a shampoo that claimed to change the color of one's hair based on their moods. — Marissa Meyer

Shampoo Quotes By Nikki Godwin: I only asked you to move down the

I only asked you to move down the couch because I could smell your peach shampoo, and I wanted to be closer. — Nikki Godwin

Shampoo Quotes By Julie Christie: I did things like Shampoo and Heaven Can

I did things like Shampoo and Heaven Can Wait. I don't know what those films were about. The women I played in them were not very empowered. — Julie Christie

Shampoo Quotes By Joan Holub: It's one of my inventions-a shampoo," Athena explained.

It's one of my inventions-a shampoo," Athena explained. "Anyway, I didn't know it would do"-she gestured toward the snakes-"that. — Joan Holub

Shampoo Quotes By Rachel Platten: I think my best friend is dry shampoo

I think my best friend is dry shampoo and dry texturizer spray. — Rachel Platten

Shampoo Quotes By Vidal Sassoon: I kept thinking I would be spending my

I kept thinking I would be spending my life up to my elbows in shampoo. — Vidal Sassoon

Shampoo Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Not much call for a barbarian hairdresser, I

Not much call for a barbarian hairdresser, I expect,' said Rincewind. 'I mean, no-one wants a shampoo-and-beheading. — Terry Pratchett

Shampoo Quotes By Mona Sutphen: If I'm going to be staying up until

If I'm going to be staying up until 3 A.M., it should be for world peace and not shampoo sales. — Mona Sutphen

Shampoo Quotes By Carl Hagelin: Hair wax is my go-to. When it comes

Hair wax is my go-to. When it comes to shampoo, I use whatever is at the rink. — Carl Hagelin

Shampoo Quotes By Jack Nicholson: People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. — Jack Nicholson

Shampoo Quotes By Zayn Malik: I can always hear Harry screaming in the

I can always hear Harry screaming in the shower cause shampoo goes in his eyes, and Louis always goes in and helps him. — Zayn Malik

Shampoo Quotes By Lawrence Welk: One time I introduced my orchestra as the

One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers. — Lawrence Welk

Shampoo Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: She'd used Heather's shower, and Heather's shampoo. And

She'd used Heather's shower, and Heather's shampoo. And now she smelled like frosting. — Rainbow Rowell

Shampoo Quotes By Miranda July: We could smell each other's shampoo and the

We could smell each other's shampoo and the laundry detergents we had chosen and I smelled that she didn't smoke but someone she loved did[...] — Miranda July

Shampoo Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: You smell good.""It's called a shower. Soap, shampoo,

You smell good."
"It's called a shower. Soap, shampoo, water-"
"Naked. I know the drill. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Shampoo Quotes By A.S. King: I don't even use the stupid shampoo.

I don't even use the stupid shampoo. — A.S. King

Shampoo Quotes By Sean Penn: I'll tell you what I probably would prefer

I'll tell you what I probably would prefer to happen less and less: actors that I know and respect in shampoo ads. Or modeling. — Sean Penn

Shampoo Quotes By Julie Johnson: This is why I have trust issues.-A girl

This is why I have trust issues.
-A girl realizing her shampoo will never make her look like the model in the advertisement — Julie Johnson

Shampoo Quotes By Ashlan Thomas: What are you gonna do? Fill their shampoo

What are you gonna do? Fill their shampoo bottles with Nair?"
"I'd do that shit in a heartbeat. — Ashlan Thomas

Shampoo Quotes By Wanda Sykes: I knew something was wrong with the economy

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house. — Wanda Sykes

Shampoo Quotes By Robert Towne: But time has caught up with it and

But time has caught up with it and I think vindicated it. Shampoo, too: very dark, very ambitious movie. — Robert Towne

Shampoo Quotes By David Levithan: Suffuse, v.I don't like it when you use

Suffuse, v.
I don't like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you. — David Levithan

Shampoo Quotes By Toni Sorenson: Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring?

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? — Toni Sorenson