Shampoo Quotes: top 46 famous quotes about Shampoo

Shampoo Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Shampoo quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Messi scores a goal and celebrates. Cristiano scores a goal and poses like he's in a shampoo commercial. — Diego Maradona

You know you've completely descended into madness when the matter of shampoo has ascended to philosophical heights. — Elizabeth Wurtzel

I only shampoo [my hair] once a month. — Shailene Woodley

No, I have someone who comes to the house and washes it, puts in the dry shampoo, and takes care if it because I have no time. — Karl Lagerfeld

I'm like a connoisseur of dry shampoo, so I'm really picky. — Khloe Kardashian

He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo. — J.K. Rowling

I still enjoy traveling a lot. I mean, it amazes me that I still get excited in hotel rooms just to see what kind of shampoo they've left me. — Bill Bryson

He smells like Speed Stick, shampoo, and all I've ever wanted. — Sarah Tregay

You can't get too attached to any one shampoo. And conditioner, also. — Owen Wilson

I do a lot of dry shampoo. My hair just works better when it's not as clean! — Jessica Szohr

That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's ... she's too happy. — Ellen DeGeneres

When I do yoga, it gets all sweaty, and the best thing for dried up hair isn't shampoo, it's sweat. — Wayne Coyne

Every day, give yourself a good mental shampoo. — Sara Jordan

I like Aveda shampoo. I've used it since I was a swimmer. — Ella Eyre

I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner by Como Shambhala. When you're in need for a quick mental vacation, it does the trick — Phillip Lim

I like Pantene shampoo and conditioner because my hair is so straight, and I find it gives me a little lift. — Jacquelyn Jablonski

I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. — Dave Matthes

I guess any halfwit could nail a game of 'Spot the Falcone'. Just look for the shampoo-commercial hair or those I-might-murder-you eyes. — Catherine Doyle

Name me a leader who has a better idea for homeland security than making us take off our shoes in airports and throw away our shampoo?
— Lee Iacocca

They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns. — Craig Ferguson

The other dry shampoo I was using was wet feeling but I love Prive's smell and how light and airy my hair feels afterwards! — Sarah

The company wants to sell you more shampoo, your friend doesn't, so she gets more trust points. — Chip Heath

I always use dry shampoo, even if my hair isn't oily. It gives me so much texture and that bedhead vibe. — Bethany Mota

They passed a netscreen that showed a commercial for a shampoo that claimed to change the color of one's hair based on their moods. — Marissa Meyer

I only asked you to move down the couch because I could smell your peach shampoo, and I wanted to be closer. — Nikki Godwin

I did things like Shampoo and Heaven Can Wait. I don't know what those films were about. The women I played in them were not very empowered. — Julie Christie

It's one of my inventions-a shampoo," Athena explained. "Anyway, I didn't know it would do"-she gestured toward the snakes-"that. — Joan Holub

I think my best friend is dry shampoo and dry texturizer spray. — Rachel Platten

I kept thinking I would be spending my life up to my elbows in shampoo. — Vidal Sassoon

Not much call for a barbarian hairdresser, I expect,' said Rincewind. 'I mean, no-one wants a shampoo-and-beheading. — Terry Pratchett

If I'm going to be staying up until 3 A.M., it should be for world peace and not shampoo sales. — Mona Sutphen

Hair wax is my go-to. When it comes to shampoo, I use whatever is at the rink. — Carl Hagelin

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. — Jack Nicholson

I can always hear Harry screaming in the shower cause shampoo goes in his eyes, and Louis always goes in and helps him. — Zayn Malik

One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers. — Lawrence Welk

She'd used Heather's shower, and Heather's shampoo. And now she smelled like frosting. — Rainbow Rowell

We could smell each other's shampoo and the laundry detergents we had chosen and I smelled that she didn't smoke but someone she loved did[...] — Miranda July

You smell good."
"It's called a shower. Soap, shampoo, water-"
"Naked. I know the drill. — Becca Fitzpatrick

I don't even use the stupid shampoo. — A.S. King

I'll tell you what I probably would prefer to happen less and less: actors that I know and respect in shampoo ads. Or modeling. — Sean Penn

This is why I have trust issues.
-A girl realizing her shampoo will never make her look like the model in the advertisement — Julie Johnson

What are you gonna do? Fill their shampoo bottles with Nair?"
"I'd do that shit in a heartbeat. — Ashlan Thomas

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house. — Wanda Sykes

But time has caught up with it and I think vindicated it. Shampoo, too: very dark, very ambitious movie. — Robert Towne

Suffuse, v.
I don't like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you. — David Levithan

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? — Toni Sorenson