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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. — Will Rogers

... "shagging" - a quasi-comical activity, like belching or farting, except it was more taboo and more necessary than these. — Amit Chaudhuri

My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. — Jennifer Ashley

When I think about actors I know, I'd much rather hear about who they're shagging than what film they're doing next. — Hugh Grant

Two babbies shagging each other like they were the first two on earth to discover how 'twas done. — Stephen King

The big treasury is an ocean of infinite creativity. It's a creativity that creates everything that is a thing - it's mighty powerful creativity. — David Lynch

Life is a journey where people travel through each other's memories. If you want to keep a secret well, keep it from yourself — S.E. Sever

All songs are about shagging, you can't deny it — John Peel

Once you've been with each other in a primal, shagging state, it's hard to talk about the weather. — Irvine Welsh

Drink,Drugs and shagging models.
The rest I just wasted.'
George Best on where his millions went. — George Best

Jessi: This is Jesus this is my new number Jessi: Jessi Me: I was shocked that Jesus felt like I was a close enough friend to give me his number... — Scotty Roberts

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!" — Billy Connolly

Rotten, dirty, back-slapping, wine-quaffing, haemorrhoid-hosting, goat-shagging, fart-sniffing, Crispin-loving, gold-snatching bastards!!! — Aaron D'Este

Fuck that: take shagging n peeve oot ay the equation n yir left wi the sqare root ay swee fuck all! — Irvine Welsh

Poor Craw?" Ben retorted. "Poor Rory! Craw and Ari curse worse than a trucker shagging a sailor. — Amy Lane

This is a bit like being accused of shagging the sister ah don't have. — Irvine Welsh

And stop with the playboy title. I simply enjoy the company of beautiful women and ( . )( . ) and (_Y_) That's tits & ass to the untrained eye. :D — Ella Dominguez

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy! — Jeaniene Frost

My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy etc etc. — Warren Ellis

If ten men are carrying a log - nine of them on the little end and one at the heavy end - and you want to help, which end will you lift on? — William Whiting Borden

When you're just shagging girls, you can talk about it, but once it gets real, then you don't. — Stephan Jenkins

There's more than one person on the planet. When you're madly in love, that's not what you think. — Helen Fisher

There you go, lads, definitive proof that it isn't who you know that matters, but who you know they've been shagging. — Anthony Riches

Die, thou badger-shagging spunk monkey," said I. — Christopher Moore

I am not motivated by recognition, I just do things I like doing - racing, shagging, eating and drinking. — David Coulthard

It's kind of true, you do disappear off the planet if you are a middle-aged woman, but that has some advantages as well. — Diane Keaton

Alien Affairs. Bad name I always thought, makes it sound like they're shagging them rather than investigating them. — Peter F. Hamilton

How galling to watch someone who looks like you, who basically is you, do all the shagging you didn't get to do. — David Tennant

Pedestals are always lonely. — Myrtle Reed

At the end of the day, I'm writing in a genre that isn't highly regarded. — Philippa Gregory

I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff. — Frankie Boyle