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Sexual Humor Quotes & Sayings

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With Mr. Montgomery, I set out to see what it would be like to write a novel in 30 days. It was hell! I'd do it again in a minute. — Nadlee Thims

You wouldn't know I was sick unless you knew I was sick. — Elizabeth Edwards

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners ... — Kristen Schaal

They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Recent studies have shown that approximately 40% of authors are manic depressive. The rest of us just drink. — Melodie Campbell

There was nothing like double chocolate chip to solve the sexual problems of women everywhere. — Maggie Casper

Maybe I'm some sort of perverted cartoon-sexual. — Rainbow Rowell

Strange though, I never took you for a nympho. — Eve Masters

Before I eat your bagel, we should be formally introduced, don't you think? — Alice Clayton

Don't assume you are more creative or better than anyone, because some people with better stuffs are just pretending to be dumb for a while. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Rhett: Here's the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine. — Rowena Cherry

At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom. — George Lopez

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Ultimate success for a carbon tax would mean so complete a shift to renewable energy that the tax would stop raising much revenue at all. — Timothy Noah

I found people looked better when they laughed — Mort Sahl

Without gay men, I am nothing. — Janice Dickinson

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith

In the darkness, I had been afraid that he was evil. At dawn, I realized he had been my friend and guardian, watching over me all night long. — Andrew Klavan

Little kids, little problems. Wait till you've got drugs and sex and social media to worry about. — Liane Moriarty

It is the littlest of flowers that fly the farthest ... That have the courage to fly the farthest. — Gina Marinello-Sweeney

There's something weird and sexual about the way some people talk about God
have you noticed? — Frank Portman

Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way. — Laurell K. Hamilton

They all think men are obsolete. useless. as if we're just some sexual appendix. — Chuck Palahniuk

Sexual organs are the root of all evil. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Make every mistake count and force yourself to laugh in the toughest of times. — Alex Malley

Lovely Arra Sails,
nectar to all males,
how I'd like to spear you like a whaler spears a whale! — Darren Shan

Basing your identity on sexuality is like building a house on a foundation of pudding. - D. Travers Scott — Carol Queen

You know ... You're still my boss ... Which means ... This is sexual harassment ...
Oh really? I guess I'll have to fire you then. — Lexi Cubbins

Come sit on my lap. I want to hear all about your sexual harassment lunch.
-Hank to his secretary, Rachel — Richard Russo

Sexual reproduction and food -- humans' two favorite subjects. — Melissa Landers

A man's sexual organ is penis and woman's sexual organ is brains. — DK Publishing

Eccentricities, of which I know I have
many, do not hold universal sexual and romantic lure. I understand that. — Jessica Park

We appreciate size, but only if it is robust growth. Just to be big is not a target. — Alexei Mordashov

Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls. — Katie McGarry

I recounted. I rechecked.
Are you going to cock? — David Levithan

I totally bought you as a girl," says Marisol. "I'll double check with Frances later, but by the sounds of things, you seem to have no balls. — Dana Reinhardt