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What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously.
— Reinhold Niebuhr
Vocation is the place where the world's greatest need and a person's greatest joy meet.
— Frederick Buechner
If the rest of the world likes Americans only when we're dying, the rest of the world can go to hell.
— James Taranto
Words had started swimming off the page, circling my head, the letters doing one-eighties as if they were riding skateboards.
— Rick Riordan
Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.
— Betty White
The important thing for any writer to remember is to take the writing seriously, but not the writer.
— A.E. Poynor
It's not the dreaming, it's the doing.
— Mark Cuban
Well, everything about singing, I learned from busking. Everything I learned about songwriting, I learned from busking.
— Glen Hansard
The number one rule of comedy acting is 'don't try to be funny.' Act as seriously as possible.
— Daniel J. Goor
Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?""I'll try,"I told him seriously.
"You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny. — Karen Chance
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.
— James Dashner
Why does the world hate me? They both laughed, but it wasn't funny. SERIOUSLY. Why does the world hate me?
— Cora Carmack
When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.
— Mitch Hedberg
Hope is a pleasant acquaintance, but an unsafe friend.
— Thomas Chandler Haliburton
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?
— Jim Jefferies
I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
No one takes you seriously when you're naked.
— Kevin Hearne
You want me to book flights for this afternoon? Kim asked.
— Carolyn Brown
I take my food very seriously. Whenever I hear that bell, I know Mrs. Norris is hankerin' for some spam.
— Sandy Ward Bell
A planetary shield being a fairly straightforward thing, there was hardly ever a problem with the system.
— Alan Dean Foster
When you're hurting deeply, you go inward.
— Jodi Picoult
Don't take life too seriously.
— RuPaul
And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.
— Roseanne Barr
Life is a poemjust waiting to be written,
lift your pen and speak. — Susie Clevenger
