Semen Quotes
Collection of top 35 famous quotes about Semen
Semen Quotes & Sayings
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Well, she said, "The reception of the semen is the height of ecstasy. I want it always, constantly." Isn't that extraordinary?
— D.M. Thomas
Don't spit, swallow: there is protein and other good stuff in male semen; it's an acquired taste and, once acquired, totally addictive.
— Chloe Thurlow
The letting of blood, for him, like the letting of semen.
— Benjamin Percy
No test tube can breed love and affection. No frozen packet of semen ever read a story to a sleepy child.
— Shirley Williams
When coming to sex: First served, first come.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The sirens truly had no use for males other than their cocks and semen - the creamy kind, not the sailing kind.
— Eve Langlais
He usually never ate this much, but he figured he'd lost about two pounds in semen in the past twenty-four hours.
— Tiffany Reisz
He had married this creature, this figment of the imagination of a million masturbatory men, semen-fingered and self-satisfied.
— Gillian Flynn
One night, when I am old, sick, right out of semen, and don't need things to get any worse, I hear the voices again.
— Hanif Kureishi
A teaspoonful of semen contains the same amount of protein as the white of one egg. However, the consumption of semen can be much more fun.
— Miriam Stoppard
Guys are dumb. They're stupid and the only reason they exist is because their semen keeps the planet populated.
— Amy Kinzer
See men run. Semen swim.
— Jarod Kintz
What we prayed for was emptiness, so we would be worthy to be filled: with grace, with love, with self-denial, semen and babies.
— Margaret Atwood
nothing encourages unleashing a torrent of semen like having to fire at the same time as another male.
— Marah J. Hardt
That's right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!
— Vince McMahon
The saga of semen stained sheets continues.
— Kristy Berridge
Literature, art, science, and religion degenerate when polemical struggle supplants the independent creation of ideas.
— Semen Frank
The internet is a series of tubes, and all of those tubes are filled with Joe Francis' semen.
— Theodore Stevens
The majority of our relationship took place over the phone, saving me tons of calories in unswallowed semen.
— Jenny Mollen
Thanks to Reagan, the insane now walk among us babbling about Starbucks and sodomite semen in this zombie apocalypse we call the 21st century.
— St. Sukie De La Croix
The industrial use of semen will revolutionize society
— John Balance
Milk, blood, tears, urine, semen.
— Henri Cole
Over a man's life, his semen grew into a mobile library of every part of the body - a condensed distillate of the self. This
— Siddhartha Mukherjee
Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen.
— Dana Gould
I'll take Classic 69 and semen-swapping for $300
— Damon Suede