Self Humor Quotes
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Self Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I'm a Larry David fan, right? And it seems to me that Jewish history from the Talmud on has been a self-deprecating, self-critical kind of humor.
— Peter Eisenman
Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you'll never get your balls back. - Simon Hunt
— Dannika Dark
I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.
— Jill Shalvis
If I could go back and say one thing to my younger self it would be: YOU ARE NOT FAT.
— Jennifer Saunders
I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world.
— Tanit Phoenix
I'll not listen to reason ... reason always means what someone else has got to say.
— Elizabeth Gaskell
I'm a fool.At least i'm a self aware fool. — Colleen Hoover
This has to be the most self-centered thing I've ever said, but no, I think you just wanted to vex me.
— Julia Quinn
Grammar, n. A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet of the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.
— Ambrose Bierce
We don't like it when women get uppity." "Well," she said, "that is a bit of a problem, as I am feeling quite uppity. — Sarah MacLean
Everyone is a Butthole.
— Ted Aramac
Do not share your thoughts with people who think that what you are thinking is not worth thinking.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable.
— James Gray
Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?
— David Sedaris
People hide the truth to protect those they love!
— Craig Mercier
Decide the type of person you want to be, and when others aren't looking, unique up on them.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
— David Sedaris
Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?... No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks. — Janette Rallison
Anyone can have an off decade.
— Larry Cole
Those who cannot dance, should not dance.
— Cian Beirdd
If you haven't cried at least once while writing a chapter of your inspirational book, then you have to ask yourself if your're writing fiction.
— Shannon L. Alder
Maybe I should put an ad online. Honor student seeks overly self-confident young man for fake relationship. Terms negotiable.
— Chris Cannon
As Samson demonstrated, going bald ruins lives.
— Brendan Jack
Clarification is not to clarify things. It is to put one's self in the clear (Sir Humphrey Appleby)
— Jonathan Lynn & Anthony Jay
Did I say stab of Self Pity? No, I was trekking through the Swamp of Self Pity at this point, waist deep in my own stinking shit.
— Nicole Hamlett
The melon of Castile is for self abuse. The melon of Valencia for eating.
— Ernest Hemingway,
I always have my reasons, even when I don't know what they are.
— Eric Micha'el Leventhal
Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself
— Richard Feynman
Humor was another of the soul's weapons in the fight for self-preservation.
— Viktor E. Frankl
It has long been my motto that if you cannot get your act together... then the very least you can do is try to make your act entertaining.
— Becky Johnson
I have found over the years that the most important way of getting people to relax is self-deprecating humor.
— Robert Reich
You can't pull a gun just because a crazy person wants to talk to you. If I did that I'd never get through a family Christmas.
— Marc MacYoung
I don't have but two teeth, but thank the Lord they both hit together.
— Karen Cecil Smith
I can take care of myself," I said hotly."Darlin, you don't even know how to pleasure yourself. — Nenia Campbell
Mirror mirror on the wall, show the real me or naught at all.
— Gautama Buddha
I can last two months on a good compliment.
— Mark Twain
Helen makes a mental note to pick up a self help book the next time she was out. This was getting ridiculous.
— Solange Nicole
I live in my mind, such that whatever destroys me shall be a creature of my own invention.
— Genevieve Ross
My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot, ... So we said, 'Let's give him a promotion.
— Stephen Colbert
Beware of anyone who says, "I love you" without hesitation; they've had a lot of practice saying it.
— Benjamin DeHaven
Speak kindly to with adult women as you would to your mother.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
The ability for anyone in our generation to self-amuse has sadly been bred out of our species.
— Kim Askew
Humor comes from self-confidence.
— Rita Mae Brown
Happiness for the average person may be said to flow largely from common sense - adapting one-self to circumstances - and a sense of humor.
— Beatrice Lillie
Deal with him, Hemingway!
— James Joyce
One just had to admire his deluded self-confidence.
— Anne Taintor
Don't underestimate the power of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself to deliver peace and serenity.
— Charles F. Glassman
If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.
— Emma Donoghue
A remarkable memoir that's packed with anecdotes, advice and humor, all while maintaining a high level of dignity and self-awareness.
— Steve Martin
Ian stepped out to where he knew I could clearly see and identify his tall, dark, and dangerous self.
— Lisa Shearin
Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore.
— David Levithan
This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous?
— Susan Juby
A lot of men tend to want "models"I tell men, unless they look like a model themselves, they can't expect to land one. — Trisha Ventker
I'm seriously laughing
— Guy Harduf
Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.
— Gary Hopkins
What surer sign is there that the creative aquifers are dry than a writer creating a writer-character?
— David Mitchell
I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.
— Edgar Allan Poe
My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When I die I hope it may be said:'Her suffering was black, but her books were read'. — Shannon L. Alder
Her sense of humor is indistinguishable from her sense of self.
— David Levithan
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If you had to choose only two qualities to get you through times of change, the first should be a sense of self-worth and the second a sense of humor.
— Jennifer James
Virtue should always be colmingled with humor.
— Patrick O'Brian
I confess i cannot help myself. i am imaginig my self as his wife. i suppose while im at it , i might as well imagine myself as queen of england,too.
— Julianne MacLean
Why our poet chose to give his 1958 hurricane a little-used Spanish name sometimes given to parrots) instead of Linda or Lois, is not clear.
— Vladimir Nabokov
Economists and psychologists get confused when they are asked 'out of syllabus' questions by life!
— Saurabh Sharma
This is a Southern gift, isn't it - tremendous self-regard diluted with humor and modesty. That's what they mean by Southern charm, right?
— Michael Cunningham
Evelyn: ...Don't take my negativity for lack of self-confidence. I'm just a realist.Maddie: Realistically dumb. — Rachel Hera
If she does have a failing, and it's obviously only a tiny one, it's that she doesn't seem particularly curious about other people, or me, anyway.
— David Nicholls
Our mind has a mind of its own.
— Lauren Handel Zander
From where I'm sitting,I AM the centre of the Universe! — Sebastyne Young
When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.
— Rosen Trevithick
I'm tired of the anonymity of being an unpublished author. I crave the anonymity of being self-published.
— Tristan Durie
Regret is good. It proves you have a conscience.
— J.R. Young
