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Seinfeld Assman Episode Quotes By Gabe Kaplan: When I first came to do shows in

When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer's syndrome - I played craps and lost. — Gabe Kaplan

Seinfeld Assman Episode Quotes By Jon Stewart: President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which

President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth. — Jon Stewart

Seinfeld Assman Episode Quotes By Edgar Allan Poe: ... your writer of intensities must have very

... your writer of intensities must have very black ink, and a very big pen, with a very blunt nib. — Edgar Allan Poe

Seinfeld Assman Episode Quotes By Robert Jackson: The petitioner's problem is to avoid Scylla without

The petitioner's problem is to avoid Scylla without being drawn into Charybdis. — Robert Jackson

Seinfeld Assman Episode Quotes By Alice Walker: In my opinion and experience, imperialists of all

In my opinion and experience, imperialists of all nations and races will tell us anything to keep us fighting. For them. — Alice Walker

Seinfeld Assman Episode Quotes By Ashfaq Saraf: The saddest of the tales are those which

The saddest of the tales are those which have no words reserved for the protagonist's Mother to speak! — Ashfaq Saraf