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No one is a virgin, because life has screwed us all. — Ann Rinaldi

Expect nothing from People with cheap thoughts. Because, You will end up screwed! — Mohith Agadi

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map. — Rachel Caine

Nothing moves at the Hotel New Hampshire! We're screwed down here-for life! — John Irving

You know, like that old Catch 42 expression that stands for the meaning of life is that in the end you always get screwed. — Jack Campbell

That's all right,' she says, and I have to wonder how many times she's said that to the people in her life who screwed her over somehow — Tim Tharp

It isn't fair, the way some of us have gotten so screwed by life. — Suzanne Young

In the screwed-up life I'd been dealt, she was my only source of comfort. — Abbi Glines

Life's like a penis; When it's soft you can't beat it; When it's hard you get screwed. - The Fat Man, Medical Resident in The House of God — Samuel Shem

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone. — Joan Rivers

Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed. — Larry Wall

Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed up." I'm not Mother Theresa. — Steve Coogan

Real life is real weird and sometimes, it just stays screwed up. And ugly. Real ugly. — C.M. Stunich

Our current perception is very cloudy and all screwed up. As our perception increases through meditation, we're seeing life more correctly. — Frederick Lenz

You know your life is completely screwed up when you have to look up the mythological figures who talk to you in the bathroom mirror. — Maurissa Guibord

Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life. But I look good. — Christopher Titus

A century ago, life screwed that poor man and me because we were too young, and now they want to do the same thing because we are too old. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez