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Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Ann Rinaldi: No one is a virgin, because life has

No one is a virgin, because life has screwed us all. — Ann Rinaldi

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Mohith Agadi: Expect nothing from People with cheap thoughts. Because,

Expect nothing from People with cheap thoughts. Because, You will end up screwed! — Mohith Agadi

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Rachel Caine: My dad used to say that life's a

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map. — Rachel Caine

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By John Irving: Nothing moves at the Hotel New Hampshire! We're

Nothing moves at the Hotel New Hampshire! We're screwed down here-for life! — John Irving

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Jack Campbell: You know, like that old Catch 42 expression

You know, like that old Catch 42 expression that stands for the meaning of life is that in the end you always get screwed. — Jack Campbell

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Tim Tharp: That's all right,' she says, and I have

That's all right,' she says, and I have to wonder how many times she's said that to the people in her life who screwed her over somehow — Tim Tharp

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Suzanne Young: It isn't fair, the way some of us

It isn't fair, the way some of us have gotten so screwed by life. — Suzanne Young

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Abbi Glines: In the screwed-up life I'd been dealt, she

In the screwed-up life I'd been dealt, she was my only source of comfort. — Abbi Glines

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Samuel Shem: Life's like a penis; When it's soft you

Life's like a penis; When it's soft you can't beat it; When it's hard you get screwed. - The Fat Man, Medical Resident in The House of God — Samuel Shem

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Joan Rivers: I have no sex appeal and it has

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone. — Joan Rivers

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Larry Wall: Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and

Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed. — Larry Wall

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Steve Coogan: Even if I screw up in my personal

Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed up." I'm not Mother Theresa. — Steve Coogan

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By C.M. Stunich: Real life is real weird and sometimes, it

Real life is real weird and sometimes, it just stays screwed up. And ugly. Real ugly. — C.M. Stunich

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Frederick Lenz: Our current perception is very cloudy and all

Our current perception is very cloudy and all screwed up. As our perception increases through meditation, we're seeing life more correctly. — Frederick Lenz

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Maurissa Guibord: You know your life is completely screwed up

You know your life is completely screwed up when you have to look up the mythological figures who talk to you in the bathroom mirror. — Maurissa Guibord

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Christopher Titus: Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life.

Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life. But I look good. — Christopher Titus

Screwed Up My Life Quotes By Gabriel Garcia Marquez: A century ago, life screwed that poor man

A century ago, life screwed that poor man and me because we were too young, and now they want to do the same thing because we are too old. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez