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Yes. And Paula's a bitch," I said without preamble. "You mean Miss Mint Julep Ladygirl Fiddle-dee-dee? Yeah. Screw her. — C.D. Reiss

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? — Carrot Top

The most powerful teaching moments are the ones where you screw up. — Brene Brown

I think that whether you're married or not, in any relationship, there's always the terror that you're going to screw something up. — John Krasinski

Mordechai, I swear that if you screw up and kill me, I'm going to be pissed. If I end up a ghost, I'm gonna be kicking your ghost ass for eternity. — Larry Correia

You've got a good girl this time. Don't screw it up. Don't let her go. — Philip Roth

There's a gray area between Conservative and Orthodox people, for whom you don't screw around with the mezuzah, you don't mess with the holy melodies. — Rick Moranis

How can our sentient fucking lives revolve around something slugs can do. I mean, who you want to screw and whether you screw them? — John Green

One good thing about animation is that, if you do screw up a line, they won't use it. You can keep going until it's right. — Jim Cummings

Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life. — Dean Winchester

If the child gives the effect another turn of the screw, what do you say to TWO children - ?" "We — Henry James

Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake. — Daniel Radcliffe

No matter how you spend the time, you'll have regrets. It'll never become a beautiful memory. Screw the once-in-a-lifetime crap. — Minari Endou

You know what happened the last time a group of people said, 'Screw it, we don't care what you think'? They got hung as witches. — Iliza Shlesinger

If, one day, you find yourself involved in a dirty game, keep in mind that you end up screwed unless you screw your opponent over. — Gina Wings

I don't want to screw this up, Julia. I don't ever want to be a person who hurts you. — Charles Sheehan-Miles

Society tells us when we are old and no longer useful - screw that!
It's your mind and attitude that will tell you when you are old. — Steven Aitchison

Yeah, well, screw you, Solo," I say bitterly. "You can drop dead and die!"
I am aware of the redundancy in that statement. — Michael Grant

If cyberspace can screw with you, it will. — Dana Stabenow

Ignore the people who are laughing at you right now, because karma is going to screw them as well. — Alamvusha

Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum! — Jonathan Safran Foer

But life isn't neat the way a story is. And if you try to pretend it is, then you just make yourself unhappy, or screw yourself over. — Dexter Palmer

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

After all, which would you rather do, pal, screw Bridget Bardot's brains out or read reviews of her movies? — M.T. Bass

Mom laughed. Well that's why, when it's real, you do whatever you have to do to work it out. Screw stability. Forget common sense. Make a move. — Cindi Madsen

Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle. — W.C. Fields

Screw you, you sons of bitches. I may be just a goddamn Jew Red to you, but I'm keeping Jefferson alive! — I. F. Stone

I assume this kid is "normal" sixteen, like all the rest of them, whereas I'm "life can, and probably will, totally screw you" sixteen. — Andrea Cremer

The addict will screw you over and lie to you and do all kinds of things. — Daniel Baldwin

To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose. — Diablo Cody

If I wasn't mated, and wasn't straight, and you were a Mage, and we hadn't made that pact for friendship's sake, I would totally screw you. — Scarlett Dawn

In god's eyes we are fucking naked... did you know that??
- God is fucked screw up person! — Deyth Banger

Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!' — Amy Lee

When you screw someone's life, the least you can do is leave the person alone. — Chetan Bhagat

Every time you start a company - and I've started five or six - you have the opportunity to screw up in whole new ways. — Evan Williams

You. Naked. In the shower. Now."
"You. Caveman. Go screw yourself. — Emily Snow

Parents, they'll screw you up every time. — Chuck Palahniuk

You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't go hide in the corner. — Kerri Walsh

Truth will screw with you every which way, before it lets you to be anywhere near itself. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Rumor has it: when you marry a Walsh you are set for life. Only one thing can screw it up. — Jessica Gordon

Screw you, I don't hate you I just don't find any good reason to like you. — Faith Chrissabelle

Screw all that Incubus crap. That's how you do it Mortal-style. — Kami Garcia

When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake. — Jake Roberts

Guess what, love, you will [screw up]. So will he. It's what you do with it once you've screwed up that matters. — Kimberly Lauren

Wow, Cross. I think you missed your calling. Screw demon hunting: you should clearly be writing Hallmark cards. — Rachel Hawkins

You might say what if I screw up? Then screw up big! Go for it! Do a big screw-up! — Tony Robbins

Get good at being a troublemaker and saying sorry when you really screw up — Tim Ferriss

The more time you have to think things through, the more you have to screw it up. — Clint Eastwood

Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road. — Dolly Parton

The way you make something happen is to do something that a fool could screw up. — Seth Godin

Listen to me: die after me, all right? I don't care what else you do, where you go, how you screw up your life, just ... survive. Outlive me, please. — Tracy Letts

Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay. — David D. Burns

Amateur comes from the Latin agent amatus. To love. Never worry about love. Love delivers. It's the incompetent professionals that'll screw you. — C.D. Reiss

Well, I figure if you're gonna screw things up by skipping school, the day better be worth it. — Katie Klein

Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say? — Martin Amis

Success is entirely accessible, even if you happen to be a huge screw-up 95 percent of the time. — Scott Adams

Get the money before they screw you, darling. — Shirley Polykoff

If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass. — Randall "Tex" Cobb

What better way to exorcise rejection demons than to screw the person who rejected you? — Nick Hornby

Screw the beaten path! Do your thing. Write the best story you can. the rest will fall into place. — Darynda Jones

You look concerned." Books turned the wheel to screw down the press. "It's my new normative state," Amaranthe said. — Lindsay Buroker

If you really screw up, send roses. — Letitia Baldrige

I curse anyone who reads this book. If you touch it, hell will be waiting. Screw you. Happy reading. — Dawn Kurtagich

Screw you in the ass with an anglepoise lamp, — Hugh Laurie

Screwing up is hardly a major mistake. Sometimes your wrong choices bring you to the right places. — Shannon L. Alder

There are some people who you've got to stay away from. They can't help themselves; they are just genetically programmed to screw you over. — Mindy Quigley

The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead. — Mark R. Jones

You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness. — Laurie Faria Stolarz

What you did hurt, Lucas. You wanted me to submit to you just so you could tell me to screw off." I whisper harshly. "And now you want me. — Emily Snow

Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe wants to do, and screw you if you can't take a joke. I — Elliott James

You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise — Caitlin Moran

I trust you, and I know you trust your contact. For one million dollars and three months of my time, I'll screw pretty much anyone. — Winter Renshaw

Most of the time, I don't know whether to fight you, spank you or screw you. You make me crazy and you don't listen to me, which pisses me off. — A.P. Jensen

I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg

She shoved to her feet. What the hell is that scroll? Some sort of Aegis romance novel? Underworld erotica? Screw you all. — Larissa Ione

There is a time on every job where you say, Screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have to be the battering ram. — Jeff Abbott

If you start doing things because you hate others and want to screw them over, the end result is bad. — Linus Torvalds

I can't promise you I won't ever screw up, but I can promise you that every single day I wake up, I will love you more then the day before. — T.K. Chapin

I love Goody's Spin Pins. They're super cheap and look like corkscrews. You just gather your hair and screw them into a bun. — Christa Miller

Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it. — Ann Coulter

Screw you, Aech! And your dead grandma! — Ernest Cline

Son, if you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and then vote against 'em, you don't deserve to be here. — Sam Rayburn

First rule of motherhood, dearie: men are screw-ups. Learn it now and you'll be a whole lot happier. — Neal Shusterman

It sounds trite, but only because words make everything true sound trite. Because words always screw up whatever you're trying to say. — Chuck Palahniuk

That woman was sexy ... Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them. — Justin Halpern

There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me."
"Then we're doomed for sure. — Ilona Andrews

That's not very Team Reality of you."
His smile matched mine. "Screw Team Reality - I'm leaving to join Team Sanity. — Alexandra Bracken

Love can really screw you up before you learn to live with it. — Nora Roberts

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon

Oh, you don't want to hear all my sad stories. I can't even bear to tell them anymore. Screw the past, right? — Gabrielle Zevin

Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader. — Christopher Titus

Expecting anybody else?' Shane asked Eve. 'Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?'
'Screw you, Collins. — Rachel Caine

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it. — Will Ferrell

In software, speed to market, speed to learning is really key. In hardware, if you screw it up, you're dead. So accuracy really matters. — Reid Hoffman

But it does make you feel smaller, which is a relief in some ways. When you screw up, it seems less terrible. all these people, everybody screwing up. — Rebecca Scherm

We have a mutual friend, see, and she- Ah, screw it. This is Gideon. When would it be convenient for you to die? — Bryan Lee O'Malley

You try to be a nice guy, but girls just have to be stubborn about it. Then they complain chivalry is dead. Screw that. — Becca Ann

You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who's still there. — Jeffree Star

In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today? — Nicki Elson