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I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover's hair. Of course they weren't, because all my exes had hair like scrambled eggs. — Jarod Kintz

It's embarrassing that we all just walk through life blindly accepting that scrambled eggs are fundamentally associated with mornings. — John Green

I don't wanna die in a nuclear war, I want to sail away to a distant shore, and make like an apeman. — Ray Davies

I like Hollywood movies. I like them like I like to eat scrambled eggs; I like them for fun. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

The perfect breakfast is fish with grits and scrambled eggs with onions. I'm getting hungry thinking about that. — Daymond John

My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon on the side. — Varsha Bajaj

My crotch is like scrambled eggs — A. J. McLean

The evangelicals ... If all they want is gold Cadillacs and sex and so on, no big problem. — Noam Chomsky

I don't cook very well at all. I'm the girl that can't make scrambled eggs. — Mandy Moore

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways, like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. — Joel Robuchon

My mother made the best scrambled eggs, super-loose and soft. — Wylie Dufresne

I like poached eggs, but I'll make scrambled or fried or whatever anybody wants. — Ruth Reichl

The yellowy things on the tray were probably eggs, but they looked like they came pre-scrambled from alien chickens. — Roberta Pearce

The fat Sentry has some scrambled eggs. — P.T. Macias

Some pale, hueless flicker of sensitivity is in me. God, must I lose it in cooking scrambled eggs for a man ... — Sylvia Plath

But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs. — Eva Herzigova

I love eggs. When it's the season of truffles, scrambled eggs with truffles, and I'm happy. I'm smiling like that. — Eric Ripert

The Odyssey was written by Homer, or another Greek of the same name. — Oscar Wilde

I get cast as a lot of sympathetic characters. I'd like to play someone really unpleasant. — Taron Egerton

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell. — Cass Canfield

Put all your eggs in one basket ... the handle's going to break. Then all you've got is scrambled eggs. — J.D. Robb

When I grow up," I said, "I'm gonna open an all day breakfast buffet called Scrambled Eggs and Hashtags. It's gonna be delicious! — Anonymous

Has developed an issue with the ghettoization of scrambled eggs, Mom said. — John Green

Maybe scrambled eggs are ghettoized, but they're also special. They have a place and a time, like church does. — John Green

If dark matter and dark energy are 95 percent of everything, shouldn't we all be asking questions about that? What does that look like? — Shea Hembrey