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Scottish Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Scottish Funny Quotes By Sheryl Crow: So what if right now everything is wrong?

So what if right now everything is wrong? — Sheryl Crow

Scottish Funny Quotes By Damian Barr: I am a gay writer, but I am

I am a gay writer, but I am also a Scottish writer and some days a lazy writer, or a funny writer. Being gay is just a part of who I am. — Damian Barr

Scottish Funny Quotes By Agnes Repplier: Neatness of phrase is so closely akin to

Neatness of phrase is so closely akin to wit that it is often accepted as its substitute. — Agnes Repplier

Scottish Funny Quotes By Christina Dodd: If ye canna see the bright side o'

If ye canna see the bright side o' life, polish the dull side — Christina Dodd

Scottish Funny Quotes By Marilyn Manson: The time that people aren't expecting what's going

The time that people aren't expecting what's going to happen, I find that's the best time to really cause the damage that needs to be done. — Marilyn Manson

Scottish Funny Quotes By Craig Ferguson: I've started looking at my own father a

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. — Craig Ferguson

Scottish Funny Quotes By Adam Rex: Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m.

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. — Adam Rex

Scottish Funny Quotes By Anna Held: A woman should be like a single flower,

A woman should be like a single flower, not a whole bouquet. — Anna Held

Scottish Funny Quotes By Barbara Kingsolver: If you want sweet dreams, you've got to

If you want sweet dreams, you've got to live a sweet life. — Barbara Kingsolver

Scottish Funny Quotes By Mike Myers: My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. — Mike Myers

Scottish Funny Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: I would rather drown myself in the waters

I would rather drown myself in the waters of the Sabarmati than harbour hate or animosity in my heart. — Mahatma Gandhi

Scottish Funny Quotes By Milton Jones: I've got a bit of Scottish Blood ...

I've got a bit of Scottish Blood ... On my kitchen knife!! — Milton Jones

Scottish Funny Quotes By Christina Dodd: He who lies down with dogs shall rise

He who lies down with dogs shall rise with fleas — Christina Dodd

Scottish Funny Quotes By Huey P. Long: The hoarders of wealth have destroyed humanity by

The hoarders of wealth have destroyed humanity by millions in their quest for greater accumulation. — Huey P. Long

Scottish Funny Quotes By Richelle E. Goodrich: Progressing at a snail's pace is still progress,

Progressing at a snail's pace is still progress, and slow progress is better than no progress. Never be stagnant, and never give up. — Richelle E. Goodrich