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The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.
— Scott Adams
The power of daydreaming is similar to the power of well-made movies that can make you cry or make you laugh.
— Scott Adams
I get mail; therefore I am.
— Scott Adams
Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.
— Scott Adams
A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.
— Scott Adams
How did people steal before computers? - Dogbert
— Scott Adams
Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo
— Scott Adams
I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.
— Scott Adams
money distorts truth like a hippo in a thong.
— Scott Adams
As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.
— Scott Adams
I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable.
— Scott Adams
If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.
— Scott Adams
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
— Scott Adams
Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.
— Scott Adams
...grabbing failure by the throat and squeezing it until it coughs up a hairball of success.
— Scott Adams
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
— Scott Adams
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
— Scott Adams
Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.
— Scott Adams
shyness is caused by an internal feeling that you are not worthy to be in the conversation.
— Scott Adams
There was only one creature smarter than all of those doctors put together: the Internet. (Yes, it's a creature, okay?) I
— Scott Adams
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
— Scott Adams
I believe in karma ... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
— Scott Adams
E-books are impervious to analogy.
— Scott Adams
Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.
— Scott Adams
Failure is a resource that can be managed,
— Scott Adams
A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.
— Scott Adams
Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything.
— Scott Adams
Successwise, you're better off being good at two complementary skills than being excellent at one.
— Scott Adams
The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
— Scott Adams
Success is entirely accessible, even if you happen to be a huge screw-up 95 percent of the time.
— Scott Adams
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
— Scott Adams
Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.
— Scott Adams
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons
— Scott Adams
Do not shout at me, Mr. Quill," said John [Adams]. "Justice may be blind, but she is not deaf.
— Orson Scott Card
I should have written that down. - Dilbert — Scott Adams
The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.
— Scott Adams
You're wasting your time if you try to make someone see reason when reason is not influencing the decision.
— Scott Adams
Never assume you understand the odds of things. I
— Scott Adams
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
— Scott Adams
Just remember to keep your eye out for ways to maximize your schedule freedom in the long term.
— Scott Adams
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
— Scott Adams
Reality has a pulse, a rhythm, for lack of better words.
— Scott Adams
I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.'
— Scott Adams
To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.
— Scott Adams
The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.
— Scott Adams
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
— Scott Adams
I try to avoid giving advice.
— Scott Adams
one of the primary factors in determining your energy level, and therefore your mood, is what you've eaten recently.*
— Scott Adams
Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there
— Scott Adams
Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.
— Scott Adams
People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
— Scott Adams
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
— Scott Adams
Scott Adams: From him, I learned how to write a three-panel comic. Probably the best pure writer on the comics page.
— Stephan Pastis
The best things in life are silly.
— Scott Adams
The only risk of failure is promotion.
— Scott Adams
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
— Scott Adams
I have an endless stream of suggestions coming in from readers who are in cubicles. That keeps me going.
— Scott Adams
There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.
— Scott Adams
If eating a healthy diet feels unpleasant, you're doing it wrong. And you're wasting your limited stockpile of willpower.
— Scott Adams
Every skill you acquire doubles your odds of success.
— Scott Adams
I've long seen failure as a tool, not an outcome.
— Scott Adams
Psychology is the only necessary skill for running for president. Trump knows psychology.
— Scott Adams
If you want to understand UFOs, reincarnation and God, do not study UFOs, reincarnation and God. Study people.
— Scott Adams
You should also try to figure out which people are thing people and which ones are people people.
— Scott Adams
Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom.
— Scott Adams
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
— Scott Adams
Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
— Scott Adams
If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.
— Scott Adams
Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.
— Scott Adams