Scotch Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Scotch

Scotch Quotes & Sayings

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Her cuisine is limited but she has as good an idea of breakfast as a Scotchwoman.
[Sherlock Holmes, on Mrs. Hudson's cooking.] — Arthur Conan Doyle

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. — W.C. Fields

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. — Compton Mackenzie

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda. — Phyllis Battelle

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl. — David Justice

Okay? You'll be a knockout. Listen, we'll buy a bottle of high-price Scotch and take it along. That Vat 69.' Frank, — Philip K. Dick

The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch. — Jackie Gleason

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it. — Winston Churchill

She poured us some more Scotch. It didn't seem to affect her any more than water affects Boulder Dam. — Raymond Chandler

No, no, I'm not one of them. I'm one of you. I believe that Jesus Christ is Lord, but I also wear fishnet stockings and drink single malt Scotch. — Lauren F. Winner

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. — Warren Ellis

Don't people drown their sorrows in things like scotch? Not strawberry whatever-it's-called. — Tom Rachman

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch. — Anne Taintor

If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork. — Khaled Hosseini

Yeah, tell me I'm a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That's the way to my heart. — L.J.Smith

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples. — Demetri Martin

Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I'd take Scotch. It's the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find. — William Faulkner

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. — Andy Rooney

Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle. — W.C. Fields

There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still. — Ivor Cutler

There's always more than one path, and to think otherwise is what resigns you to fate. — Allison Winn Scotch

If things were half as bad as some people persist in believing, I'd have retired with a bottle of Scotch and a pistol a long time ago. — Robert Maxwell

I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch — Tom Waits

The idiot Scotch laird in the story would not let the dentist put his fingers into his mouth, "for I'm feared ye'll bite me". — Andrew Lang

I like to take inspiration from people who do things that I could never do. — Allison Winn Scotch

Fey ... a Scotch word ... It means the kind of exalted happiness that comes before disaster. You know
it's too good to be true. — Agatha Christie

His Scotch bear-leader, Mr Boswell, was a butt of the first quality. — William Makepeace Thackeray

I started drinking Scotch just to be a man. — Adam Brody

I smiled sweetly and pushed up on my tiptoes, kissing him softly on his too-chapped lips, and agreed. Yes, to us. — Allison Winn Scotch

Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery. — Milton Jones

To be or not to be, fucked up on whiskey, that is the question. — Robert Black

Don't you have something plain and wholesome, like scotch or bourbon? — Charlotte MacLeod

It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus. — Jessica Simpson

Cheekbones that cut like ice and eyes like liquid scotch. Loren Hale is an alcoholic beverage and he doesn't even know it. — Krista Ritchie

She walks over to the antique bar cart and pours herself a glass of Scotch from the decanter, like a heroine in a Hitchcock film. Playing the part. — Karina Halle

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. — Jerry Vale

Baxter and Sam Hall. 'I'll have a large Scotch, I'm — Jack Higgins

Do you know what we call windows in Belgrade?' she asked. All our windows are broken and crisscrossed with scotch tape. 'Windows 99. — Jasmina Tesanovic

As a man gets older, his regrets changes. Especially when he's gotten into the Scotch. — Robert Crais

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty. — Joe E. Lewis

patterns repeat themselves, after all. Always. — Allison Winn Scotch

Quality wine, Scotch, and coffee had been the three irreplaceable commodities after the death of Old Earth. — Dan Simmons

First things first, though, I thought, and headed straight for the liquor cabinet. Times like this call for straight scotch, no rocks. — Susan Toy

His mouth tastes like Scotch, and feels familiar, like somewhere I've been before. — Catherine McKenzie

I'm second in doubles - double vodkas, double scotches. — Jim Leyland

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes. — James Stewart

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it. — Mark Twain

There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky — R. H. Bruce Lockhart

Scotch whisky bring out a real you. — Vivek Thangaswamy

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world. — Trey Parker

An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. — Abigail Padgett

The cat arrived with a bottle of Scotch. — Christopher S. Wren

drank more scotch. "Probably he wasn't alone," I said. "Probably not," Hawk murmured. "So," I said. "How you want to handle this? — Robert B. Parker

That dandy, the sky, enters blue-suited
sun like a scotch in hand. — Cecilia Llompart

It takes exactly eighteen shots tae polish off a fifth o' a bottle o' Scotch, thus, a game o' golf equates tae eighteen holes ... — Steve Alten

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
— Humphrey Bogart

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. — George Burns

My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey. — Igor Stravinsky

I am one who fights without a knack of hoping confidentlysimply a Scotch-Irishman who will not be conquered. — Woodrow Wilson

What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking. — Lou Reed

I also drink Scotch. But I'm not picky. I'll take the victory Scotch, or the Scotch of defeat. Or the rotgut swill. — Rob Thomas

Eventually kids become grown-ups too, and from there, the world is whatever they choose to make of it. — Allison Winn Scotch

You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license. — Rocky Bridges

I'm all in favor of getting grants for musicians. Or any other good brand of Scotch. — Pepper Adams

Allison Winn Scotch is the real deal and The Department of Lost and Found is one you absolutely won't want to miss. — Johanna Edwards

The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it. — Horace Walpole

He gave it the benefit of the doubt; he was Scotch.
("The Wendigo") — Algernon Blackwood

The sun will sink lower soon enough, turning the fields into open black space, ushering another day out, another day in
one after the next. — Allison Winn Scotch

The determining bulk of Scotch people had heard of golf ever since they had heard of God and often considered the two as of equal importance. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

It was the sort of house that glows with substance and savoir vivre in those advertisements for the best Scotch. It had wonderful bones. — Robert A. Metzger

He smelled like carpeting, Scotch tape, and steak sauce. — Patton Oswalt

There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others. — William Faulkner

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva

One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch. — Peter Alliss

I might have felt broken, but at the end of it all, I didn't allow myself to break. — Allison Winn Scotch

My spine shoots up straight like I'd been plugged into an eight-volt, and the mere sight of him literally causes my breath to leave my body. — Allison Winn Scotch

Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotch man happy! — Samuel Johnson

You can do a lot with Scotch tape. Almost anything! I love that you can hem a dress, and its an instant remedy in a fashion crises. — Jennifer Garner

Suspect scotch is something you have to convince yourself to enjoy, like sushi or the last few Radiohead albums, but I can't deny the result is nice. — Matthew Norman

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias. — Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak. — Johnny Carson

I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go
cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other. — Ava Gardner

Give me a scotch, I'm starving. — Robert Downey Jr.

I'm better at life with you in it. — Allison Winn Scotch

Scotch tape is a miracle of progress. — Lee Irby

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. — George Burns

The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together. — Gene Shue

I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic. — Sue William Silverman

and a couple of days later he sent Strange a haggis (a sort of Scotch pudding) as a present. — Susanna Clarke

There's no time to hold grudges when you've seen how fragile things can really be. — Allison Winn Scotch

For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country. — Reginald Maudling

I am sure now that life is not what it is purported to be and that nature, in the canny words of the Scotch theologue, 'is not as natural as it looks. — Loren Eiseley

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch. — Rodney Dangerfield

The light music of whiskey falling into a glass - an agreeable interlude. — James Joyce

Hot and hasty, like a Scotch jig. — William Shakespeare

The spirits made her sick, and I don't just mean the Scotch. — Lenora Henson

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. — John Lee Hooker

If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch. — Wilfrid Laurier

Tasting scotch was an intense experience; it didn't have the lovely layering of wines, — Daniella Brodsky

I'm tri-racial: African-American, Native American and Euro - that's the Scotch-Irish part. — Alice Walker