Scotch Quotes
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Scotch Quotes & Sayings
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Her cuisine is limited but she has as good an idea of breakfast as a Scotchwoman.[Sherlock Holmes, on Mrs. Hudson's cooking.] — Arthur Conan Doyle
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
— W.C. Fields
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
— Compton Mackenzie
For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
— Phyllis Battelle
I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl.
— David Justice
Okay? You'll be a knockout. Listen, we'll buy a bottle of high-price Scotch and take it along. That Vat 69.' Frank,
— Philip K. Dick
The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.
— Jackie Gleason
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
— Winston Churchill
She poured us some more Scotch. It didn't seem to affect her any more than water affects Boulder Dam.
— Raymond Chandler
No, no, I'm not one of them. I'm one of you. I believe that Jesus Christ is Lord, but I also wear fishnet stockings and drink single malt Scotch.
— Lauren F. Winner
Don't people drown their sorrows in things like scotch? Not strawberry whatever-it's-called.
— Tom Rachman
If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.
— Khaled Hosseini
Yeah, tell me I'm a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That's the way to my heart.
— L.J.Smith
If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.
— Demetri Martin
Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I'd take Scotch. It's the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.
— William Faulkner
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
— Andy Rooney
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.
— W.C. Fields
There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still.
— Ivor Cutler
There's always more than one path, and to think otherwise is what resigns you to fate.
— Allison Winn Scotch
If things were half as bad as some people persist in believing, I'd have retired with a bottle of Scotch and a pistol a long time ago.
— Robert Maxwell
The idiot Scotch laird in the story would not let the dentist put his fingers into his mouth, "for I'm feared ye'll bite me".
— Andrew Lang
I like to take inspiration from people who do things that I could never do.
— Allison Winn Scotch
Fey ... a Scotch word ... It means the kind of exalted happiness that comes before disaster. You knowit's too good to be true. — Agatha Christie
His Scotch bear-leader, Mr Boswell, was a butt of the first quality.
— William Makepeace Thackeray
I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.
— Adam Brody
I smiled sweetly and pushed up on my tiptoes, kissing him softly on his too-chapped lips, and agreed. Yes, to us.
— Allison Winn Scotch
Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.
— Milton Jones
Don't you have something plain and wholesome, like scotch or bourbon?
— Charlotte MacLeod
It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
— Jessica Simpson
Cheekbones that cut like ice and eyes like liquid scotch. Loren Hale is an alcoholic beverage and he doesn't even know it.
— Krista Ritchie
Baxter and Sam Hall. 'I'll have a large Scotch, I'm
— Jack Higgins
Do you know what we call windows in Belgrade?' she asked. All our windows are broken and crisscrossed with scotch tape. 'Windows 99.
— Jasmina Tesanovic
As a man gets older, his regrets changes. Especially when he's gotten into the Scotch.
— Robert Crais
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
— Joe E. Lewis
patterns repeat themselves, after all. Always.
— Allison Winn Scotch
Quality wine, Scotch, and coffee had been the three irreplaceable commodities after the death of Old Earth.
— Dan Simmons
His mouth tastes like Scotch, and feels familiar, like somewhere I've been before.
— Catherine McKenzie
I'm second in doubles - double vodkas, double scotches.
— Jim Leyland
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.
— James Stewart
There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky
— R. H. Bruce Lockhart
Scotch whisky bring out a real you.
— Vivek Thangaswamy
A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.
— Trey Parker
An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.
— Abigail Padgett
The cat arrived with a bottle of Scotch.
— Christopher S. Wren
drank more scotch. "Probably he wasn't alone," I said. "Probably not," Hawk murmured. "So," I said. "How you want to handle this?
— Robert B. Parker
That dandy, the sky, enters blue-suitedsun like a scotch in hand. — Cecilia Llompart
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.— Humphrey Bogart
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.
— George Burns
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.
— Igor Stravinsky
I am one who fights without a knack of hoping confidentlysimply a Scotch-Irishman who will not be conquered.
— Woodrow Wilson
I also drink Scotch. But I'm not picky. I'll take the victory Scotch, or the Scotch of defeat. Or the rotgut swill.
— Rob Thomas
Eventually kids become grown-ups too, and from there, the world is whatever they choose to make of it.
— Allison Winn Scotch
You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.
— Rocky Bridges
Allison Winn Scotch is the real deal and The Department of Lost and Found is one you absolutely won't want to miss.
— Johanna Edwards
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The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
— Horace Walpole
He gave it the benefit of the doubt; he was Scotch.("The Wendigo") — Algernon Blackwood
The sun will sink lower soon enough, turning the fields into open black space, ushering another day out, another day inone after the next. — Allison Winn Scotch
The determining bulk of Scotch people had heard of golf ever since they had heard of God and often considered the two as of equal importance.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
It was the sort of house that glows with substance and savoir vivre in those advertisements for the best Scotch. It had wonderful bones.
— Robert A. Metzger
He smelled like carpeting, Scotch tape, and steak sauce.
— Patton Oswalt
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.
— William Faulkner
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva
I might have felt broken, but at the end of it all, I didn't allow myself to break.
— Allison Winn Scotch
My spine shoots up straight like I'd been plugged into an eight-volt, and the mere sight of him literally causes my breath to leave my body.
— Allison Winn Scotch
Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotch man happy!
— Samuel Johnson
You can do a lot with Scotch tape. Almost anything! I love that you can hem a dress, and its an instant remedy in a fashion crises.
— Jennifer Garner
Suspect scotch is something you have to convince yourself to enjoy, like sushi or the last few Radiohead albums, but I can't deny the result is nice.
— Matthew Norman
My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
— Johnny Carson
Give me a scotch, I'm starving.
— Robert Downey Jr.
I'm better at life with you in it.
— Allison Winn Scotch
Scotch tape is a miracle of progress.
— Lee Irby
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
— George Burns
I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic.
— Sue William Silverman
and a couple of days later he sent Strange a haggis (a sort of Scotch pudding) as a present.
— Susanna Clarke
There's no time to hold grudges when you've seen how fragile things can really be.
— Allison Winn Scotch
For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country.
— Reginald Maudling
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Hot and hasty, like a Scotch jig.
— William Shakespeare
The spirits made her sick, and I don't just mean the Scotch.
— Lenora Henson
If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch.
— Wilfrid Laurier
