Scissors Quotes: top 68 famous quotes about Scissors

Scissors Quotes & Sayings

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Right now I felt like a person learning that a surgeon had left a pair of scissors inside her during a operation. — Alexandra Kleeman

We were playing Rock, Paper, Scissors," she told him once. "I was paper and she was rock so I lived and she died. — Melina Marchetta

I am as I am, and that's all there is to it, I can hardly take a pair of scissors to myself, and cut out a different person ... — Franz Kafka

Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses.
That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight. — Phil Lester

I became depressed and I cut my self with scissors and stuff. — Kelly Holmes

Rock beats scissors, bitch. — Brian K. Vaughan

The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path. — Mason Cooley

Karl Lagerfeld never touched a pair of scissors in his life. — Azzedine Alaia

We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors. — Russell Brand

I wouldn't know how to design. I couldn't even if I wanted to, for I can't draw, and a pair of scissors in my hands becomes a dangerous weapon. — Jean Patou

I'm still going to love you, always. And in the rock-paper-scissors of life, love is rock. fear, anger, everthing else ... no contest. — Sara Zarr

One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors. That would be my advice. It leads to bad things. — Gillian Flynn

Oh, scissors!" I said. — Alan Bradley

Scissors, screwdrivers and the like pose an unacceptable risk to flight crews as well passengers. — Dave Reichert

That moment when you buy scissors and then you try to open them but you can't because you DON'T HAVE SCISSORS — Taylor Swift

I want a woman to feel the cut of the scissors in the clothes. — Giambattista Valli

One life passed, another began, then that passed and a third began, and there's still no end. All the ends are cut off as if with a pair of scissors. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The intellect always cuts and divides like a pair of scissors. The heart sews things together and unites like a needle. The tailor uses both. — Mata Amritanandamayi

I am quite content to go down to posterity as a scissors and paste man for that seems to me a harsh but not unjust description — James Joyce

Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent. — Stephenie Meyer

Scissors! Scissors! Have ye got yer ane scissors?? Are ye deaf?? — Neil Gaiman

I will be a sonofabitch if he ain't in here at eleven-thirty at night, fartin' around in the dark with a pair of scissors and a paper sack. — Ken Kesey

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors. — Benjamin Franklin

She stabbed Redford in the back with lefty scissors! — Wes Anderson

Married couples resemble
a pair of scissors,
often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who gets in between them — Sydney Smith

I can't live without scissors. I don't have any tattoos, but I thought if I ever got a tattoo, it should probably be scissors. — Rebecca Ward

I thought you could play ... You've got nothing. Where's the big hair? I brought my scissors today so I could cut the hair. You've got nothing. — Terry Hill

Ren watched us as he leaned casually against the table, holding a pair of scissors. I'd never seen a classroom tool look so dangerous. — Andrea Cremer

Updike's style is an exquisite blend of Melville and Austen: reading him is like cutting through whale blubber with embroidery scissors. — Florence King

air. I am still holding the scissors, pointing — Francesca Lia Block

I often shoot with scissors in my eyes. — Allan Dwan

You need a bad operation.
Gimme the scissors, hammer, flame. — Kool Keith

I always know where the scissors are. — Dan O'Brien

Rock-Paper-Scissors for it."
"But you always cheat," Blake whined. "And then you just punch me and growl that 'rock beats face'. — Kyle Adams

He who clipped us has kept the scissors. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

The scissors cut the long-grown hair; The razor scrapes the remnant fuzz. Small-jawed, weak-chinned, big-eyed, I stare At the forgotten boy I was. — John Updike

So that's what Ayet wanted scissors for. - Shira — Alwyn Hamilton

Regarding the debate about faith and works: It's like asking which blade in a pair of scissors is most important. — C.S. Lewis

You've taken so many drugs that you couldn't legally operate a pair of safety scissors. — S.M. Reine

Kids are supposed to grow up and cut the apron strings. I just never dreamed those sharp scissors would leave so many wounds. — Lisa Wingate

I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines. — Sally Phillips

The pin was the smallest part of a pair of scissors, and the easiest made, but without it, the scissors cut no cloth. — Robert Jordan

Fate is a girl with scissors — Norah Labiner

I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil. — Truman Capote

Hell hath no fury like a bunch of raggy women with scissors in their hands and hot wax at their disposal. — J.B. Heller

To sculpt a head of hair with scissors is an art form. It's in pursuit of art. — Vidal Sassoon

I need to cut and paste," she'd say to Nick.
"Next time," he'd say, "bring scissors. — Rainbow Rowell

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors? — Bob Saget

The book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer, the wheel. once invented, it cannot be improved — Umberto Eco

A tailor can adapt to any medium, be it poetry, be it criticism. As a poet, he can mend, and with the scissors of criticism he candivide. — Franz Grillparzer

Lies erase. Lies are power. Power to be had by you. Truth is relative, no? Power defeats truth, paper, scissors. Are you faux real? — David David Katzman

I have never yet met anyone who did not think it was an agreeable sensation to cut tinfoil with scissors. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

Used to be marketing was viewed as the people with crayons and scissors who did creative work. Now it's seen as central to driving growth. — Jim Speros

I feel most comfortable in an old pair of jeans, Converse, and a man's jersey. My best friend cuts my hair with kitchen scissors. — Jane Birkin

What should I do?" Uriel asked. "Sit," I said. "Stay inside. Don't put pennies in the outlets or play with matches or run with scissors. — Jim Butcher

Never run with scissors or other pointy objects. — Billy Connolly

The mater, with her scissors outspread to snap the head of a dead something or other, stopped at the sight of Reggie. — Katherine Mansfield

A long-playing full shot is what always separates the men from the boys. Anybody can make movies with a pair of scissors and a two-inch lens. — Orson Welles

When the officer approached the window, he said 'Papers' and before he could finish, I shouted, 'Scissors! I win,' and drove off. — Kyle Adams

I flinch. Maybe you have to be male to understanding that castration can't be reduced to finger-scissors and some onomatopoeia. — Mark Mills

There was no fucking chance I was going to hang out with Jennifer doing scrapbooking. I couldn't trust her with scissors for one thing. — Morgan Parker

At 5.45 a.m. the important scientists finished their coffee and played rock paper scissors to see who had to phone the government. — Mitch Benn

The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors. — David Hockney

Authentic kindness has a power greater than rock, paper and scissors combined. — Toni Sorenson

Red tape will often get in your way. It's one of the reasons I often carry scissors! — Richard Branson

Jealousy always trumps schadenfreude! It's a rule from the heartbreak version of 'rock, paper, scissors. — Julie Klausner

A loan is the scissors of friendship.
A man's own tongue may cut his throat.
The cage has no value without the bird. — Idries Shah

Umman Kudu: scissors-line of jaw muscles, chin like a boot toe - a man to be trusted because the captain's vices were known. — Frank Herbert