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The main reception foyer was almost empty but Ford nevertheless weaved his way through it. — Douglas Adams

Man is an endangered species. — L. Ron Hubbard

No good deed goes unpunished - Oscar Wilde — Allen Mack

Three lights should be fine." - Zachary
"Aye, well if it wis me, I'd want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin' oot o' my arse." - True MacDonald — Steve Alten

Welcome to the Information Jungle. — Tad Williams

Thing is, I am not a big fan of hovers. I firmly believe that if man was meant to fly we'd have feathers, rubber bones, or better insurance coverage. — John Zakour

'Foo Kyu' is just a very unfortunate cultural coincidence."
"Just think about his poor son, 'Foo Kyu Two.' — John Zakour

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. — George Lucas

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension. — Steven Wright

I want that little blonde bitch in the lobby to hear me screaming your name. — Aaron B. Powell

Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points off the TomJones Index. — Jasper Fforde

I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you. — D.J. MacHale

You bastard, stop that whistling and fight me like a man! — John Zakour

We lifted up and then bobbed.
"Back! Pull it back!" (Christopher)
"It's hard." (Kitty)
"The ground is harder!" (Christopher) — Gini Koch

The story of how I left Huckleberry begins
as do all worthy stories
with a goat — John Scalzi

Please stop sniffing the robot boy, Noemi tells herself, jerking out of the trance. — Claudia Gray

What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?"
"Over my dead body."
"Could be, Tim, could be. — Gini Koch

So, what you're basically telling me is death is boring but no worse than hanging out with family. — John Zakour

It's you," she murmured, staring at his eyes, a fine, dove gray.
He smiled. "Of course, it's me. Let's get you back to your boat. — Cheryl Sterling

Thomas: Is it [my brain] fixed?
Brenda: It worked, judging from the fact that you're not trying to kill us anymore ... — James Dashner

The door to Jakes' office slammed against the wall, and Vivi barreled through the opening. "Turn this ship around right now. — Cheryl Sterling

Just my luck: My bloodthirsty killing machine was better with both kids and women than I was. — Mark L. Van Name

Tammaru's office looked like NASA's control room designed by Donald Trump. — K.L. Tharp

His hand snapped shut over the device and then he crossed his arms. Aria stared in horror. Her Smarteye was buried in a Neanderthal's armpit. — Veronica Rossi

Great Gates almighty," HARV said inside my brain. "I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS. — John Zakour

The Tanakee are thought to possess strange, almost supernatural powers.Their eyes are described as large and hypnotic. From Tribe of the Teddy Bear — J. Joseph Wright

The Law of Chaos: Any activity or event that seems to lie beyond the boundaries of possibility will usually be the first thing to occur. — Ian Strang

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, you're probably in the wrong bathroom. — Robert Leland Taylor

Cumquats? I've had a few, but then again, tofu dementia. — Robert Leland Taylor

May they run free forever and grow back their limbs! — Henry Mosquera

Sheriff, are you suggestin' the victom was kidnapped?"
"I'm only statin' that, at this time, we have no body, only nonvital body parts ... — Steve Alten

The cybernetic operation?"
"No, the sex change."
The doctor's smile faltered.
"I'm joking. — Marissa Meyer

Or maybe go sci-fi. You sorta look like that guy who roamed outer space everybody's so crazy about."
"Malcolm Reynolds?" asked Rook. — Richard Castle

You've never had wok-seared spicy broccoli until you've had takeout trans-temporal wok-seared spicy broccoli delivered by a copy of yourself. — Magnus Von Black

There are seven and a half billion people on this earth - somebody's got to get sucked into a vortex. — Jenine Wallach

The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot. — Ian Strang