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Sausage Funny Quotes By James Harden: I just want to thank God for everything

I just want to thank God for everything he has done in my life. — James Harden

Sausage Funny Quotes By Derek Jeter: I get asked enough questions, I try not

I get asked enough questions, I try not to ask too many questions. — Derek Jeter

Sausage Funny Quotes By Gypsy Rose Lee: God will protect us, but to make sure,

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club. — Gypsy Rose Lee

Sausage Funny Quotes By Souad: Something in me is broken but people don't

Something in me is broken but people don't realize it because I always smile to hide it. — Souad

Sausage Funny Quotes By Jack Whitehall: This sausage roll only contains 2% of your

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories ... if you lick it. — Jack Whitehall

Sausage Funny Quotes By Laura Schlessinger: There's no point in arguing with me- in

There's no point in arguing with me- in my mind, I'm always right. — Laura Schlessinger

Sausage Funny Quotes By Joseph Murphy: their stated beliefs. How

their stated beliefs. How — Joseph Murphy

Sausage Funny Quotes By Murray Gell-Mann: Just because things get a little dingy at

Just because things get a little dingy at the subatomic level doesn't mean all bets are off. — Murray Gell-Mann

Sausage Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I make love like sausage is to bacon

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil). — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Sausage Funny Quotes By Ashley Olsen: Fame is an illusion. Things can be given

Fame is an illusion. Things can be given to you quite easily, but they get ripped away so quickly as well. — Ashley Olsen

Sausage Funny Quotes By Pope Shenouda III: If everyone got a divorce and looked for

If everyone got a divorce and looked for a second wife, the Coptic family would lose its moral compass. — Pope Shenouda III

Sausage Funny Quotes By Alan Furst: I love Paris for the million reasons that

I love Paris for the million reasons that everybody loves the city. It's an incredibly romantic and beautiful place. — Alan Furst

Sausage Funny Quotes By Robert Thurman: True wealth is contentment, and happiness is forgetting

True wealth is contentment, and happiness is forgetting to worry how you are and how much you have. — Robert Thurman

Sausage Funny Quotes By Siddhartha Mukherjee: The art of medicine is long, Hippocrates tells

The art of medicine is long, Hippocrates tells us, and life is short; opportunity fleeting; the experiment perilous; judgment flawed. — Siddhartha Mukherjee

Sausage Funny Quotes By Tom Robbins: The sky was the color of Edgar Allan

The sky was the color of Edgar Allan Poe's pajamas. — Tom Robbins