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God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.
— Gypsy Rose Lee
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories ... if you lick it.
— Jack Whitehall
There's no point in arguing with me- in my mind, I'm always right.
— Laura Schlessinger
their stated beliefs. How
— Joseph Murphy
Just because things get a little dingy at the subatomic level doesn't mean all bets are off.
— Murray Gell-Mann
I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Fame is an illusion. Things can be given to you quite easily, but they get ripped away so quickly as well.
— Ashley Olsen
If everyone got a divorce and looked for a second wife, the Coptic family would lose its moral compass.
— Pope Shenouda III
I love Paris for the million reasons that everybody loves the city. It's an incredibly romantic and beautiful place.
— Alan Furst
True wealth is contentment, and happiness is forgetting to worry how you are and how much you have.
— Robert Thurman
The art of medicine is long, Hippocrates tells us, and life is short; opportunity fleeting; the experiment perilous; judgment flawed.
— Siddhartha Mukherjee
The sky was the color of Edgar Allan Poe's pajamas.
— Tom Robbins