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And the sun comes out, like a kiss on the cheek from God. — M.R. Carey

Good to know: Doctors can't cure you of being a beast. — Alex Flinn

I was speechless. Which is, as you know, very rare. — James Patterson

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. — Bob Odenkirk

You know, you have to be an optimist, a pessimist, sarcastic and pleasant all at the same time to be a photographer. — Rondal Partridge

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair. — Josh Billings

The sarcastic little know-it-all needs help, does he? — John Flanagan

Does this mean we can eat pie today?" Easton asked. Riley let out a snorting laugh. "I know someone who will be." Nice. — Erin McCarthy

For programming is a job where Lovecraft meets tradecraft, all the time. — Charles Stross

I'd venture to guess that a list of things you know nothing about could fill volumes. — Heidi Schulz

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. — Richard Belzer

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. — Moliere

We went to Mexico, had some tequlia, eloped with a pair of drug smugglers, and took part-time jobs as exotic dancers. You know, same old, same old. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

While it might seem like a great idea at first,
You really can't save that much money
By ... living in the past. — Jose N. Harris

I know the power of speech. I don't talk much. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Well, you are a wolf, I don't think it's a good idea to start the habit of you sleeping in the bed, you know, with all the shedding and what-not. — Quinn Loftis

All poets write bad poetry. Bad poets publish them, good poets burn them. — Umberto Eco

Americans around the country who came forward to make my 'bucket list' dream come true. — Brittany Maynard

My cock actually sort of staggers like a punch-drunk boxer who doesn't know when to stay down. — Alexis Hall

'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me. — Mark Twain

A region is an area safely larger than the last one to whose problems we found no solution. — Jane Jacobs

Though he'd never know for sure what had happened to them, his mind was super talented at imagining the absolute worst. — James Dashner

If we can't have a great team and a winning team, then I will not be an N.B.A. owner very long. — Ross Perot Jr.

I'm trying to find you!
I'm living, I'm giving;
to find you;
I'm living,
I'm trying, I'm giving. — Syd Barrett

Stop with the no, sir bullshit. We both know that sarcastic sir is your verbal shorthand for asshole. — Lorelei James

Take care with the words you speak, it's best to keep them sweet..... because you never know when you might have to eat them! — Karen Gibbs

When you hear the splash Of the water drops that fall Into the stone bowl You will feel that all the dust Of your mind is washed away. — Sen No Rikyu

He is mad, bad and dangerous to know. — Lady Caroline Lamb

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works. — Russell Lynes

IMAGINE WHIRLED PEAS — Cheryl Strayed

People don't do me much good. — Charles Bukowski

A long life in journalism convinced me many presidents ago that there should be a large air space between a journalist and the head of a state. — Walter Lippmann

I really do mean to offend you, you know. — Kaycee Browning