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There are a few things that even sarcasm can't protect you from. — Diana Peterfreund

If you are rude, cynical, habitually-sarcastic or pessimistic, your life options are going to be very limited. — Bryant McGill

- Why did blondes vote for Clinton?
- They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious! — Bryanna Reid

I wish there was some method to transform all the agony in my imprudent heart to an energy source. It would have lit up the world till eternity!!! — Alcatraz Dey

never use sarcasm in an email — Matthew Lasar

So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient. — Nenia Campbell

By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the life without much patient self-inspection. — Frank Moore Colby

Coincidences are like unicorns.you can believe in them all you want,but that doesn't make them real — Mary Elizabeth Summer

There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life. — Chet Williamson

I know a lie when I hear one. — Adrian Mitchell

Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar. — Nenia Campbell

Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back. — Sandra Chami Kassis

Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable. — Nick Hornby

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse. — P.G. Wodehouse

No one referred to
Fearghus the Destroyer as the life of anyone's party. — G.A. Aiken

he pays his respect
by smiling at you
when others are looking
how he calls you a bitch
right after is truly amazing — Ymatruz

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life? — Nicki Elson

What does your birth date say about you? You are old! — Ljupka Cvetanova

If you didn't have me to rake you over the coals now and then, there wouldn't be any fire in your life at all. — Joe Hill

High School. Society's bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to torment and emotionally scar each other for life. — Chris Colfer

She was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own. — Suzanne Wrightt

Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father. — Holly Hood

people don't generally believe themselves to be evil. Just strong. And they think that the world owes them something — Mary Elizabeth Summer

I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Here is a man whose life and actions the world has already condemned - yet whose enormous fortune ... has already brought him acquittal! — Marcus Tullius Cicero

I'm not bipolar, I've just had a bipolar life foisted upon me. — Daniel O'Malley

Some of us are looking at the stars, but all of us are living in the gutter. — Vann Chow

While you were out JUDGING others, you left your closet door open...and guess what fell out!....Ooops — Karen Gibbs

Behind every successful woman is a hungry man. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Think people really want to know what's out there?"
"Probably not. People don't know what they want, Evelyn, or life wouldn't suck — Lizzy Ford

Clearly, she hadn't heard of the two words 'social' and 'life'. — Adele Rose

Give a hippie too much money and anything can happen. — Neil Young

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half. — Jess C. Scott

I've been surrounded by nitwits my entire life. — Chelsea Ballinger

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn? — Jonas Jonasson