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You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!
— Harry Truman
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
— Cassandra Clare
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.
— Thomas Carlyle
Why fall? Let's rise in love together; and while we're at it, let's come up with lamer quotations.
— Ahmed Mostafa
Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what the critics say.
— Panic At The Disco
No dark sarcasm, in the classroom.
— Roger Waters
I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
— J.D. Salinger
You are perfectly right in objecting to them [modern art], for this one great fault - that they have not yet had time to become old.
— Alexandre Dumas
I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
Kei: Is there anything else you need while I'm here, Your Highness?Cabot: No, but you can leave the sarcasm in there. — Stefne Miller
The 'incredible frog hotel' - really a local bed and breakfast - ... the frogs stay (in their tanks) in a block of rented rooms.
— Elizabeth Kolbert
Caro: "Bite me."Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten. — Kristin Hannah
Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing to go.
— David C. Holley
Sorry if this little war's inconvenienced you in any way," Indris drawled. "I'll try to schedule the next one with you in mind
— Mark T. Barnes
By the time you were in your cradle," said Darcy, his voice laced with sarcasm, "I was already riding my first pony." "You
— Jann Rowland
I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way ... ""Yes, they do that," said Dumbledore. — J.K. Rowling
As a former writer for the 'National Lampoon,' I've probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live.
— P. J. O'Rourke
In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.
— Nenia Campbell
You must be a blast on long car rides.""Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in the front seat of a Civic. — Nenia Campbell
Sarcasm is such an unattractive quality in anyone but me.
— Samantha Young
What exactly constitutes an emergency in a modelling agency? Two girls fighting to death with a hair straightener?
— Kate Forster
You are in good shape for a dead man.
— Mario Stinger
You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?
— Nenia Campbell
Sarcasm: what they have in New York instead of jacuzzis.
— Fran Lebowitz
And her dumplings were so light they would float in the air and you'd have to catch 'em to eat 'em.
— Fannie Flagg
his mind's like Alcatraz. once something's in, it never gets out
— Mary Elizabeth Summer
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
— Samuel Goldwyn
Niko was a man of few words and flying, sugary snacks. I like that in a human. ~Catcher
— Rob Thurman
Who the hell calls at two in the morning?""Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says.
"Very funny, — Lauren Oliver
One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.
— Terry Pratchett
I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world ...
— Whitney Gracia Williams
And little girls went to charm schools. Now you've all got degrees from the University of Sarcasm.
— Ian Rankin
A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?
— Cassandra Clare
I'd heard street food was a big thing here in Mexico but I didn't think it meant the creatures that lived on the street.
— Karl Pilkington
Er smile, which was her pretty feature, was never so pretty as when her sprightly phrase had a scratch lurking in it.
— Henry James
Even better. We're going to be murdered in our beds by infidels.
— J. Anderson Coats
With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.
— Jim Butcher
Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash
— Hazel Blackthorn
I have to crack a nut in order to enjoy it.
— Donna Lynn Hope
As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.
— Nenia Campbell
If you say 'we're in this together,' I'm going to hurl.
— Kelley Armstrong
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.
— Alanis Morissette
Ignore the reek of feces in the air, the bloodstains on the ground, and you have yourself a glorious night.
— Katherine McIntyre
Minho snickered and leaned back in his chair. Man, you are one butt-load of sunshine, let me tell you.
— James Dashner
Sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and help them.
— David Foster Wallace
So the I.F. is spying on Earth.""Just as a mother spies on her children at play in the yard."
"Good to know you're looking out for us, Mummy. — Orson Scott Card
Have you tried talking to her?" "No. We've been punching her in the face repeatedly. What? You don't think that will work? — Cassandra Clare
I get my share of mud flung my way, but the secret is to dance in the rain and the mud will wash away.
— Philip Catshill
Yes!" Belen raises his fist in a victory gesture. "We shall save the world from Invierne with slings!
— Rae Carson
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
If wrappings of cloth can impart respectability, the most respectable persons are the Egyptian mummies, all wrapped in layers and layers of gauze
— Kamala Suraiyya Das
Charming. We're going to be murdered in our beds.
— J. Anderson Coats
This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.
— Lorrie Moore
I'm not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.
— Nicki Elson
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
Well done,' said a voice somewhere behind him. 'Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds!
— Terry Pratchett
I believe sarcasm is the passive form of rudeness and should not be tolerated in the Body of Christ.
— Sean Feucht
I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated. — Melina Marchetta
"Your Tim is so unmistakably a healthy extravert type. Mens stulta in corpore sano, and all that.""Exactly," she agreed. — John Wyndham
Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, "Dan sent me over to assist you and learn how to tend the bar." Doms could be pain-in-the-ass mother hens. — Cherise Sinclair
A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.
— Nenia Campbell
Someone tells me I've been touched by Jesus, I remember.""Not Jesus," he said in all seriousness. "The hand of God. — Gretchen McNeil
I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-""It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule. — Shannon Hale
Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication.
— Rick Yancey
Coincidences are like unicorns.you can believe in them all you want,but that doesn't make them real
— Mary Elizabeth Summer
I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back in a day.
— Sarah Orne Jewett
Yeah, and we could fly in on dragons and release a cloud of sugar plum fairies to tiptoe in an get the watch.
— Mora Early
Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim forest while your friend stitches runes on a giant bowling bag!
— Rick Riordan
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
— Allan Sloan
Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?" her husband, Jack, asked her. "I'm bored with knitting. I've taken up arson
— Audrey Niffenegger
I've interrupted a party. Is it in celebration of the peace or in honor of the next war?
— Winston Graham
He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.
— Joe Haldeman
We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.
— Nenia Campbell
MacMillian groaned again, and sat up. "Clients?""Yeah. You know, people who'll give us money in exchange for work. — Laura Oliva
That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.
— Jim Butcher
Sarcasm all around the world is always against right wing and against people in power. That's the definition of political sarcasm.
— Bassem Youssef
Sarcasm is lost in print.
— Jon Cryer
