Santino Quotes: top 74 famous quotes about Santino

Santino Quotes & Sayings

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Never fuck someone you work with. — Santino Hassell

At this point, I was afraid to find out the answers to those questions, but that wouldn't stop me from trying. Masochism was legit. — Santino Hassell

What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

Sin: I've survived a winter in Siberia when I was ten.
Boyd: what were you doing there at ten years old?
Sin: searching for Santa Claus. — Santino Hassell

Considering some of the things I've done, touching another man's dick is not exactly going to send me into a moral meltdown. — Santino Hassell

How would you like to be in the middle of a Vega sandwich? — Santino Hassell

And I was just ecstatic about having contributed to him potentially hooking up with other men. Not. — Santino Hassell

If clothes look like a couch or an ottoman or a love seat, you just wanna stay away from it. — Santino Rice

You're taking my position as lame hermit in this relationship. — Santino Hassell

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer. — Santino Marella

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool. — Santino Marella

You and he are so protective of each other that you blame yourselves as soon as something happens with the other — Santino Hassell

I had no idea how I'd come to trade my Pelle jacket for a piece of shit that looked like it'd come from the bargain bin at Jimmy Jazz. — Santino Hassell

Social media had the unique ability to turn adults into immature slaves to drama. — Santino Hassell

But fucking you is like shooting up, and I don't think one more time is going to be enough. — Santino Hassell

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem. — Santino Marella

You talk like somebody's grandmother, you know." "Shut — Santino Hassell

When someone tells you to walk away, walk away. When you don't know what someone's capable of, don't push them. — Santino Hassell

You're so fucking inappropriate. Even with technology. — Santino Hassell

Fuck you," he ground out.
"No thanks, sweetheart. That brief moment of insanity has passed." (Sin) — Santino Hassell

When they were partially up the stairs and mostly out of earshot, Sin looked at Boyd again. 'Don't get killed or I'll be very annoyed with you. — Santino Hassell

...Are you always this charming after a morning blowjob or am I just lucky?" (Boyd) — Santino Hassell

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized ... that crooked stupid smile is there all the time. — Santino Marella

How drunk do you need to be for your best friend to rail you? — Santino Hassell

Spending my time living a life that looked great on Instagram, even as I rotted from the inside out since it gave me nothing of substance. All — Santino Hassell

Relieved beyond measure, Boyd gave Sin an 'I told you so' look to which Sin replied with a 'No you fucking didn't, you were just lucky' look. — Santino Hassell

It could be the full moon closest to the autumnal equinox, and I still wouldn't be able to harvest the fucks to give. — Santino Hassell

Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips! — Santino Marella

Being with him makes me feel different. — Santino Hassell

My compassion was not dissimilar to gliding sandpaper over your ass. — Santino Hassell

I am not a birch. — Santino Hassell

Because in my experience, people who seem especially enamored of my appearance also want something out of me I don't want to give — Santino Hassell

I'm a motherfucking lothario of humans and robots alike. — Santino Hassell

And in that fraction of a second before anything actually happened, Santino Corleone knew he was a dead man. — Mario Puzo

I wish I didn't love your stupid ass so much. — Santino Hassell

Sin silently cheered his father for being a dick right along with him and ignored the heated glares that they were both receiving. — Santino Hassell

You're not even in a restaurant, but ... you got served! — Santino Marella

No one should be able to tail me unnoticed, no matter how good they are.I'm supposed to be better. — Santino Hassell

We're never separating again. Fucking never — Santino Hassell

Acting is my first focus, but at the core, I'm a storyteller, and however that comes out is fine with me. — Santino Fontana

What's the haps, Alli? Writing your memoirs?"
"People who write memoirs should die. — Santino Hassell

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so! — Santino Marella

You like it raw, Mikey?" "With you I do. — Santino Hassell

Your feelings and thoughts are your own and fuck them if they think they can control them. — Santino Hassell

Like me wanting to get nailed made me less of a man than him? That was bullshit. He seemed kind of sexist. I bet he was a fucking Republican. — Megan Erickson

I've always been in others' shadows — Santino Hassell

I don't belong anywhere. No matter where I am, people make sure I'm aware of that. — Santino Hassell

Why do I let you do this to me?" Adam panted against his face, damp and warm, and heartbeat racing in his chest. "How do you ruin me like this? — Santino Hassell

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick! — Santino Marella

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger. — Santino Marella

So ... why did it end?"
Sin looked at Boyd sidelong before shrugging simply. "Because he wasn't you — Santino Hassell

He'd lost the only part of his life that made it worth living because of a couple random fucks. How ridiculous. — Santino Hassell

There is no fine print in Thou shall not kill" Lysander to Santino — Katie Salidas

I want to continually play characters that speak to me, but also are different than what I've just done. — Santino Fontana

So just let me love you and stop being a punk about it. — Santino Hassell

I only have control over what I do. — Santino Fontana

Keep the fucking melodrama to a minimum."
(Sin) — Santino Hassell

He'd never been a kidnapping or hostage victim before, so he was a little fuzzy on the etiquette. — Santino Hassell

Last night I did things my mother told me not to with the people I shouldn't see in the places that I should not go.. — Nick Santino

Your stamina is impressive," he commented. There was a beat of silence and Sin said with a scoff, "I could say something, but I'll refrain. — Santino Hassell

You aren't how I imagined my assassin to be. You're too beautiful and tragic. — Santino Hassell

I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus? — Santino Marella

Do you want to fuck off, or do you need a written invitation? — Santino Hassell

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well! — Santino Marella

Santino nodded. Sometimes owls happened. — K.B. Spangler

It doesn't matter what I said! — Santino Marella

And you could try to stop pretending to be so fucking perfect. Maybe then people will stop expecting perfection all the time — Santino Hassell

It's loud and annoying and sounds ridiculous, anyway."
"Build a bridge."
"What?"
"Get over it. — Santino Hassell

Adam: "I guess I struck a nerve."
Gordon: "Suck my cock and choke on it. — Santino Hassell

Well the truth is, Santino didn't beat me, because I beat myself. — Sheamus

Are you sure you aren't a porn star?"
Emilio licked his lips and reached up to wipe a damp spot from his cheek.
"Nah. Just a slut. — Santino Hassell

The real Ashton - the quirky bastard with the smart-ass smile and thrift-store style - could get me to do anything. — Santino Hassell

Freedom is not worth it without him. — Santino Hassell

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler! — Santino Marella